Alizee: Hottest Woman Ever?

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A friend of mine pointed me towards this one. An unbelievably hot french singer/perfomer. I cannot believe how incredibly attractive this woman is. I defy you to say otherwise!

http://alizee.cupofnoodles.com/pics/alizee0033.jpg

http://alizee.cupofnoodles.com/pics/

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

She is unbelievably hot, and has been for some time.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

She looks like a cross between Helena Bonham Carter and taTu, take as you will.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

she looks like a cross between Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Ally Sheedy, and Jay Leno, and I'm not sure there's more than one way to take that

(nice fish, though)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

dude WHERE are you seeing the leno?

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

There are better pictures of her out there.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://alizee.cupofnoodles.com/pics/92.jpg

Well she is nice, but "hottest woman ever" is strictly a matter of opinion.

― fletrejet, Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd hit it
/obligatory

But that's not really a ringing endorsement of her unsurpassed beauty.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

She's got excellent clothes.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

cute for a 16 yr old. y'all are preverts

― JasonD (JasonD), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

BTW, Spencer Chow to thread immediately.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

dude WHERE are you seeing the leno?

chin. JL-D was probably sufficient on that end, but I wanted to be as annoying as possible.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice hamstrings.

― ModJ, Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

sSo I take it that "moi lolita" is her big hit? because thats what I am DLing off slsk right now. Is the video any good?

― fletrejet, Thursday, 7 August 2003 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

what is it with ilx and masturbation lately?

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

well this one's pretty great

http://alizee.cupofnoodles.com/pics/Alizee_dance.gif

― JasonD (JasonD), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't stop watching her hands

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd reccomend you check yr depth perception, but... y'know... pixels...

― ModJ, Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF bitch stole my dance move

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, make an animated gif of yourself doing that move and I'll believe you. :)

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, do this

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

in that suit with matching thighhighs

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

lose the scarf though

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

what is it with ilx and masturbation lately?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway, Matos to thread to vouch that that is basically my only dance move.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

you don't know the cabbage patch?!!!

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Did anyone else read the front page of thewebsite?

― modJ, Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

oh dear god - this thread's officially to creepy for me now. toodle-oo!

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course I know the cabbage patch, but seriously, who still does that?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

*points over the river and Uptown*

― ModJ, Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my god, how horrible

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

*raises hand*
Goofy dancing? Ring a bell?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I'm not saying you shouldn't do the cabbage patch, I'm just saying I don't, I'm too busy doing what will now be called the Alizee.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Alizee is the hottest woman ever, fact.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, her music is peerless pop, Search:

Moi Lolita
J'en ai marre
J'ai pas vingt ans

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Woman? Where see woman?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

she's 18 and very womanly in interviews - she's Mylene Farmer's protege.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, grass on the field...

― ModJ, Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

her songs are very steamy. The fish in the first picture is an impossibly sexy lyric reference.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

that ass just made my neck snap

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Not feeling it.

Audrey Hepburn is still the reigning Hottest Woman Ever.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i am forever going to say "destroy his/her anus"

― JasonD (JasonD), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

SHe is cute but has nothign on BEYONCE>
Sorry.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Thursday, 7 August 2003 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

She looks like a Romanian gymnast!

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 7 August 2003 07:14 (twenty-two years ago)

hooray for Romanian gymnasts!

not sure how accurate Ally's assessment of her own dancing is offhand but it seems pretty right to me so I'll just say sure.

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 7 August 2003 07:19 (twenty-two years ago)

ally ain't special - every girl can do and does do that dance, usually as a preemptive for the roger rabbit

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 7 August 2003 07:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally ou est mon CD?

― dave q, Thursday, 7 August 2003 09:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"I would destroy her anus."

Ah, the tragedy of the porn-informed virginal male.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 7 August 2003 09:57 (twenty-two years ago)

for some reason i am reminded of a quote from the latest New York magazine

"The look is very Moldovan-bar-girl-kidnapped-and-smuggled-to-a-Budapest-whorehouse. And I mean that in a nice way."

― H (Heruy), Thursday, 7 August 2003 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)

For some reason I am reminded of http://www.natalie-portman-pics.com/Leon/Leon1.gif

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 7 August 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

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http://www.eleves.ens.fr/home/jego/mylene_farmer/photos/myl6.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://a744.g.akamai.net/6/744/582/000/images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_1718848.jpg

She is 23.
Might I add she is topless most of the movie...

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

She kind of looks like Jennifer Love-Hewitt. Also, has she only performed live once? She has that same sailor-suit on that shows a lot of ass in every picture.

― Mandee, Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

sailor suits push all my right buttons

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i know!

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

bypassing your inexplicable hatre for a second, and onto to the actual point, the little sailor bonnet really does add to the hotness, and i dont know why. shes not the hottest woman ever though, cos thats janet from three's company

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

no.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

she looks about 13 yrs old, u r all depraved

― minna (minna), Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

that's just what i thought.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah but if she was presenting, you wouldnt back out would you?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

oh really, she's not that great.
a little cuter than that goofy lady from Cupid...maybe. Not what I would call "HOT" in anyway. But maybe I'm just getting old.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

bob- are you delusional? what kind of question is that?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

im just saying if she was offering, i wouldnt say no. i mean she is cute. but then again im 19 and im supposed to like 18 yr old girls, so its not dodgy for me

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

my mind is currently boggling with the sheer unlikeliness of that happening though

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

well what I'm saying that yr question doesn't have anything to do with whether she's 'hot or not'.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

hotness does come into it cos i wouldnt screw her if she looked like mister rogers would i?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.boomspeed.com/sygma6/temp/Alizee-Bikini2.jpg

You see? She has breasts = does not look like 13 y.o. = stop being jealous of youth and beauty.

― fletrejet, Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

what you reckon shes listenin to?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Her stomach is gross.

― d k (d k), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Considering most of the people saying she looks quite young are under 25...?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

she pretty much looks her age really.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

She is Robin Tunney

― Andy K (Andy K), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

she hot!

http://alizee.cupofnoodles.com/pics/lh20p2.jpg

― gareth (gareth), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

as hot as she is, I would still urge poppists to seek out her music - It's extraordinary.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

she looks like something out of final fantasy in that one, in a sort of slightly "too perfect" way. but its still hot.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Spencer is OTM, whether she's hot or not.

Hot isn't the word I'd use to describe her. She's certainly pretty, it's just...not in a hot way.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

pretty is the new hot for me. hot chicks are all evil

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

>she looks like something out of final fantasy in that one, in a sort of slightly "too perfect" way. but its still hot.

She would make an excellent Yuffie cosplayer because she has muscle tone, which almost all cosplayers, pretty as some are, lack.

http://www.wizsystem.com/~hanamo/gal/yuffie.jpg

― fletrejet, Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks to andy, we have a compare & contrast session:

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10046000/10046644.jpg
Robin Tunney.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.moi-alizee.com/videos_2_h.html (requires quicktime)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

So what's wrong with my *ahem* admiration for the following lass:

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

she has a face like a guppy though. decent body. actually her face is pretty good for a golfer, better than arnold palmer i guess

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Wot's wrong with you fish are hot. This thread decided that already.

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Alizee must have the same choreographer as Kylee. that video sucked.

and the song's not too great either. i'd take taTu over this any day.

― JasonD (JasonD), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

oh man, i just realized when i was on my honeymoon in europe two weeks ago, they were playing one of her videos non stop

― JasonD (JasonD), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

and here's the video for her classic: http://www.moi-alizee.com/gourm_video_moi_h.html

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

man, that little girl must have one hell of a fake id to get into that club

― JasonD (JasonD), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Minna has nothing to be jealous about.

But, I've got to say, if someone can show me a 13-year-old with legs and an arse like that then cuff me up and call me a paedophile.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

can someone explain 'Yuffie'?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 8 August 2003 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.chick.com/tractimages95089/0099/0099_01.gif

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 8 August 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

>can someone explain 'Yuffie'?

Yuffie is the character from Final Fantasy that I posted a picture of in my previous post.

― fletrejet, Friday, 8 August 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

Revive as Nick dared to not understand who I was talking about when I mentioned Alizee in conversation the other day!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 16 October 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been listening to her A LOT. The up and mid-tempo singles from both her albums are the finest pop music of the last few years! And she remains the hottest woman ever.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 16 October 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

http://img19.echo.cx/img19/9241/alizeea001big3nk.th.jpgihttp://img19.echo.cx/img19/9241/alizeea001big3nk.th.jpg

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 28 April 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

babies making babies

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 28 April 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

I demand pregnant Alizee's dancing!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 28 April 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

Pregnant chix are hott, though that photo makes her look like British no-mark ex-starlet and celebrity philanderess Amanda Holden.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 28 April 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Pics/Why-9.gif

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 28 April 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

haha

http://alizee.mylene-farmer.cz/aktuality/obrazky/alizee_depardieu.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 April 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

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