Plants Are Sinister

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They don't have faces but they grow by themselves.

― Alex in Doncaster (Alex in Doncaster), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

They do have faces. Look:

http://www.butterflyalphabet.com/NatureImage/categories/th/53A.jpg

http://www.butterflyalphabet.com/NatureImage/categories/th/46A.jpg

― scaredy cat, Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

They even talk with their mouths:

http://www.butterflyalphabet.com/NatureImage/categories/th/41A.jpg

― scaredy Cat, Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I stand corrected.

― Alex in Doncaster (Alex in Doncaster), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I remember staying in a nice hotel with my parents when I was 3 and screaming that the plant in the hotel room was frowning at me. Then it flashed this evil smile and I swear it was plotting to eat me. It was a long night for us all.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't know plants could care about Belle and Sebastian one way or another -- I stand corrected.

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

One night I became convinced that the fern at the end of my bed was trying to kill me. So I threw it out the window (er, window was open, but it went through a screen). Woke-up my whole family. They were not impressed.

Turned out I was having hallucinations as a result of some groovy medication.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

The acid daze involved a lot of staring at plants for me. Quite often, trees appeared to have several forearms and hands waving out from the bushels of leaves. And when that Ween video finally came out for Push The Li'l Daisies, I was convinced that the whole planet had started tripping again for the first time since the 70s. There really was a huge upsurge of acid use in the late 80s. Anyway, yeah, the push the daisies video looked like exactly what we experienced several times in a park, except they were yellow dandelions dancing and waving at us.

Never wanted to beat up a plant, though.

― Scaredy Cat, Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

It was a particularly evil plant, I must admit. Kept having little baby ferms and stuff, and when you planted them they started growing and making more little baby ferns. Obviously it did not abstain or practice contraception.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Triffids!!

― H (Heruy), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

and Audrey II! although she did have a face, kind of.

― Alex in Rotherham (Alex in Doncaster), Friday, 8 August 2003 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

somedays my plant is dying

then the next day it is vibrant and green. . .

WTF??

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 8 August 2003 07:03 (twenty-two years ago)

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