Is anyone NOT running for California Guv'ner?

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jeepers creepers, all you need is 65 signatures and $3500.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

How many signatures do you think I could get from ILX?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

With our multiple personalities? Are you kidding?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I would like to declare that I am NOT running for Governor of California.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still holding out for the Swedish Chef from the Muppets to announce his candidacy.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

the hard would be chiseling the campaign contributions out of tightwads and skinflints, esp. those who haven't even bothered to pay a measly two bucks for the Minor Thirds astonishing new EP.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

(I would, however, be the best governor since what was his name? Bonzo?)

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll not-run for 6 signatures and $35.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll not run for an ice cream sandwich.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I should run for governor, it sounds like a laugh and I do need a new job.

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

if it's laughs i'm after, for $3,500 i'd rather hold onto the cash and watch i dream of genie reruns.

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't even have $3,500 so it's all purely hypothetical.

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha, I win, because I DO have an ice cream sandwich.
In my freezer. At home.
But I'm at work and won't be home for another 6 or 7 hours.
So I lose.
Pity me.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Gov. Raggett has a nie ring.

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I am asking around my office to see how many people are registered in Cali still. This might happen! Oh, but only if I raise $3500 first.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Gov. Raggett has a nie ring.
yr typo has produced a wonderful Robbie Burns feeling in mae hayart

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

As Governor, he'd be a lord of the ring!

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

CHAKI FOR GUV!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

(that way the phrase "Luv Guv" can migrate away from Kentucky where it carries some quite shameful associations)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Crispin Glover should throw his hat in the ring.

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd vote for Ned if he built the Tankpus to destroy all zergs and fight for great justice.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I would vote for him if he instituted the Catbus.

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Both of these will be key portions of my platform.

SLOGAN: "Fuck all y'all. Sacramento's too hot in summer anyway."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't win without promises of muscle men, beach bunnies and ever-available beer, can you?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

muscle men, beach bunnies and ever-available beer

State Motto: California: Bimbos, Bitches & Beer. Bring It.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck, Luna for governor then! Despite what she said earlier!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

It is rumored that Gallagher is collecting signatures.

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

VOTE FOR ME! I'LL CRUSH BUDGET PROBLEMS LIKE WATERMELONS!

― GALLAGHER (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Would they let me rule from afar? Like, say, my apartment here in New Orleans? If so, I'm in.

― jewelly (jewelly), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck, Luna for governor then! Despite what she said earlier!

She wins, I'm hitching up the UHaul NOW....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

i actually thought about running for US Senator in New Jersey, after Torricelli resigned.

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I'd be a damned sight better than Angelyne, even if my tits aren't the size of Mars.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The fact you have a few working grey cells makes you a better choice.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I keep thinking that Ned added an extra comma to that first sentence.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Imagine the ad what went with it.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

what=that, obviously

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I keep thinking that Ned added an extra comma to that first sentence.

Me too. Heyyyyy...

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish to announce that I will be running and my first policy is for every overpaid, under-talented, semi-literate movie star to be exiled to Iraq and forced to donate their time and money to rebuilding the country into a democracy.

Thank you, I will be counting on you on ballot day.

― Calz (Calz), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

My friend:

(6)Mephistopheles: i think Paul Reubens should join the race too...
(6)Mephistopheles: under the Spankin' Our Way to a Better CA platform

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

How did I miss this before? Gary Coleman is running!! http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=130604

Arnold, Gary Coleman, Jack Grisham and Angelyne all running for Governor of CA. This is wonderful. Who else should join the race?

― H (Heruy), Friday, 8 August 2003 09:16 (twenty-two years ago)

id like to see him in the race:
http://www.poster.net/diesel-vin/diesel-vin-photo-vin-diesel-6202800.jpg

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 8 August 2003 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

My mom suggested that we should make all the candidates live together in a Big Brother reality show and vote them out one by one instead of bothering with a real election.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The next mayor of LA should absolutely be picked like that!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I think they did.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

six years pass...

why would anyone want to be governor of this state TWICE

― mark roflr (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)

I'm not even sure Brown knows.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/jerry-brown_linda-ronstadt.jpg

― he often deploys multiple browsers and constantly replies to himself (velko), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

i suspect meg whitman is the devil

― they want a fapz (tremendoid), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

but yeah what i heard of jerry's pitch was pretty underwhelming

― they want a fapz (tremendoid), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

hey let's elect our SECOND totally inexperienced bazillionaire to the highest office in the state why not

― Wet Hot American Oil Spill (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

As your governor, my number one promise to you is to remove all pedophiles from the State of California. We can do this. We as parents care about our children. They are our gift from God and it is our responsibility to keep them from harm. I urge you to e-mail family, friends, associates, colleagues, neighbors, and acquaintances urging them to vote for Douglas R. Hughes for Governor of California. Let’s get these sick pedophiles out of our neighborhoods for good.

Currently, our government places pedophiles in prison. After short sentences, they are released back into our neighborhoods to rape our children. How mentally ill can one government be? Why should Californians tolerate this practice?

As governor I will introduce legislation to impose mandatory expulsion of convicted pedophiles from the State of California as a condition of release from prison.

Pedophiles in the State of California will have three (3) choices:

1. Leave our State of California permanently;

2. Live on Santa Rosa Island (a self supporting community for pedophiles and sexual offenders);

3. Remain in prison for life;

http://www.hughes4governor.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=47:child-safety&catid=1:latest-news&Itemid=53

― velko, Monday, 17 May 2010 23:14 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.hughes4governor.com/images/stories/leftpic.jpg

― velko, Monday, 17 May 2010 23:16 (fifteen years ago)

2. Live on Santa Rosa Island (a self supporting community for pedophiles and sexual offenders)

^^^sounds like something a pedophile would suggest....

― huggable snuggable teddy bear (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 17 May 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)

I always said that we'd end up with island-based penal colonies before the pedo moral panic was over.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

fifteen years pass...

Porter lost her cool on an interviewer

https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/katie-porter-cbs-interview-21091066.php

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 8 October 2025 22:40 (three weeks ago)

knives are out for her; fair or not, I think she's done:

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/10/08/katie-porter-tears-into-staffer-new-video-00598942

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, 9 October 2025 04:10 (three weeks ago)

If you're a declared candidate right now would be a great time to have a wikipedia page.

― encino morricone (majorairbro), Thursday, 9 October 2025 05:16 (three weeks ago)

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