Pwoar! It's Reese Witherspoon nekkid (well, topless)

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2003340238,00.html

Just heard about this one from a similarly minded chap... and they got other celebs with their bosoms out too! Nice to see that Geri Halliwell was just as grotty even as a brunette.

― Calz (Calz), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

ahem.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

where!

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i like that ilx has been so randy recently. must be the summer heat. burt hasnt reese already done a topless scene in one movie? katie holmes is probably better topless, well shes hot in The Gift anyway

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

aren't the topless shots of KH in the Gift from when she's dead though?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

There is one scene where she's alive and comely.

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

and topless?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes that too.

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

thankfully. id love them to remake dawsons creek with all the girls topless. and the gay one too

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Why not just have nakked Katie Holmes lezzing up then.

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

with other KH clones, of course.

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

that could be pretty acceptable. just add one johnny depp to keep things from getting repetative and we're there!

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Katie Holmes is one of the hottest chicks ever. ILE in "being right about something" shocker. Just waiting for Hier Skidmark to come along and ruin the fun:

"Women are not here to be oogled even if they voluntarily choose to portray themselves sexually in a film designed for public viewing. In fact, they were probably forced into doing such a heinous thing as no woman really wants to be seen as sex symbol".

― Calz (Calz), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

She has comely breasts.

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

THOUSANDS OF KATIE HOLMES CLONES LEZZING IT UP TOGETHER THANK YOU I WILL DEFINITELY HAVE GOOD DREAMS TONIGHT-AH!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

So, uh, Reese?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah we were promised some action. otherwise im posting topless hasselhof all over this thread

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

yes jaymc? Would you like me to slip into something more comfortable?

― Reese (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

My heart just skipped a beat.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.hersheys.com/products/img/pb_cups.jpg
Do these cups set your heart on fire too?

― Reese (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Gobble gobble.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.knight-foundation.com/images/dave13.jpg

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh heavens! You got them smeared all, you dirty dirty man.

― Reese (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Suddenly I'm choking back vomit.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

*ugh* *shudder* *nauseous belch* YUCK!!!!!

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.knight-foundation.com/images/1albummitch.jpg

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/73/039_40650.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the best I could do, Bob.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

A sex toy? Is that all I am to you jaymc? Fine, then I'll find someone who respects me for my brains as well as my curvy, silky smooth body.

― Reese (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

its good enough for me jay. but before i stop, just let me do this one:
http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/Poster137.jpg

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

That's disturbing on more levels than I can count. Really, I would be less skeeved out by walking in on my stepmom giving my dad a hummer (like my brother did once - ew).

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Why did you watch long enough to realize the hummer your stepmom was giving was so similar to the one your brother had given?

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Brain. Overload. Shutting down.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i know, that has to count as the worst dog positioning ever. hes clearly very fond of his animals though:
http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/Poster163.jpg
http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/Poster151.jpg
and most disturbingly:
http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/Poster75.jpg

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Since Reese Witherspoon is the only young actress I really respect, I opened this thread prepared to argue that any picture shown was a cut-and-paste job, and I was going to be all shitty about it. But cut-and-pasted nudie Reese would have been Nirvana compared to what you've subjected me to, Mr. Shaw.

― jewelly (jewelly), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a Knight Rider/Manimal crossover!

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

hehe sorry. thing is i do actually really respect reese too, she has far more charisma and charm than most of the idiotic young pretty-but-dumb actresses, and even when shes in a movie that isnt so good, i cant think of a time when she hasnt been good

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

she seems like a pretty intelligent lady too

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

That's disturbing on more levels than I can count. Really, I would be less skeeved out by walking in on my stepmom giving my dad a hummer (like my brother did once - ew).
-- luna (luna_cee...)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why did you watch long enough to realize the hummer your stepmom was giving was so similar to the one your brother had given?
-- Tep (te...)

I think she meant that her brother was giving the beej.

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

people over 40 have sex?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/1501

― Pieces of Reeses, Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoa.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

indeed

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that link work safe?

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

doesn't "charisma and charm" just mean you wanna fuck her?

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that link work safe?

no it ain't :)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

actually for once i dont just want to get laid with her

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"Since Reese Witherspoon is the only young actress I really respect"

Have you seen ANY of her films? Like, all the way through?

― Calz (Calz), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

doesn't "charisma and charm" just mean you wanna fuck her?

Her brain, yes.

PS - god bless NSFW links of Reese.

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

it mostly just means i love her heart. shes hott too though.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

in new zealand "charisma and charm" are just euphemisms for hot norks. i blame television.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Di, you have so much charisma and charm.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 8 August 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

oooohweeee!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 8 August 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

of course, her breasts are likely different now that she's had a child, especially if she breast-fed.

― praying mantis (praying mantis), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

YIKES

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Ms Lurex, Do you like THe Clean? I've been listening to their anthology and I notice they're from NZ.

I still haven't seen LBII. My life is empty.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

sarah, i totally love the clean. if you don't believe me, heres a photo of me at their show with the bass player barely visible in the background!, they are awesome and they are from dunedin, even. hey didn't i put "beatnik" on your mixtape?

haha praying mantis your post reads as though you are referring to my previous exchange with sam!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

What is this, men-looking-repulsive night????? Gah!

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

i am not a man. and i am far from repulsive.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"the bass player"... ha.

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't get it.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 9 August 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

SYNOPSIS
A LIGHT TROPICAL SOUTHERLY FLOW WITH A BROAD
AREA OF UNSETTLED WEATHER WILL REMAIN OVER THE AREA INTO
EARLY NEXT WEEK.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

FEAR OF SEX

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030806/capt.sge.oea49.060803133056.photo00.default-

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

FEAR OF SEX

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030806/capt.sge.oea49.060803133056.photo00.default

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

FEAR OF SEX

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/groups/g_9402078/wwwwwwwwww.jpg?bcOMIN_AZ9D54Pvx

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Yahoo! - Document Not Found

The document you requested was not found.

You can perform a search, return to the Yahoo! home page, or explore our roster of products and services.

If you still encounter problems, please check Yahoo! Help Central.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 9 August 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't get it.

surely robert scott is known for being more than just the bass player of the clean (esp. in his home country)!

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 9 August 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought mckean was the bass player

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 9 August 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

(oh no shit that's the bats innit)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 9 August 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

oh yeah i've never heard the freaking bats before. i appreciate scott way more as the bassplayer for the clean, quite frankly.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 9 August 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.