Food that is impossible to eat while driving

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Hard shell tacos.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

lobster

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

roti

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

pasta

(it's only a matter of time before this thread hooks up w/"Shooting vs Dribbling")

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)

hair pie

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:20 (twenty-two years ago)

lobster

You've been reading the Snopes message board too, I see.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:23 (twenty-two years ago)

soup

― JasonD (JasonD), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

unless it's in a thermos

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

i've had soup while driving! it was inna cup

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

(xp!)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

leukemia

― dave q, Friday, 8 August 2003 08:38 (twenty-two years ago)

spaghetti, deep-fried dodo

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 8 August 2003 08:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr Stelfox, put the handset lock on your phone. You've called me twice with inside of bag noises being made. (No problem for me, but think of the phone bill)

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 8 August 2003 09:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i was just abt to text you to apologise - only noticed abt 2 mins ago - stuck my phone in my bag w/out locking it for the 1st time, like, ever! just unfortuntate yr near the top of the list (alphabetically speaking). sorry!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 8 August 2003 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

any consolation that i phoned california for god knows how long, too?!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 8 August 2003 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

anything with hot bbq sauce on it that'll just drip onto and burn your crotch.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 8 August 2003 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

burgers, anything really, I am a messy eater at the best of times. rice. I can barely smoke while driving.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 8 August 2003 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

a lemon (cause you'd keep on wincing and wouldn't be able to see the road) and if your too cool to wince during a lemon then a SOUR WARHEAD.

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

FONDUE.Of any Kind.

― danielle g. (danielle g.), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

well, since i drive a stick/manual it's pretty hard to eat anything unless I'm on the freeway.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

for me it's slurpees
that brain freeze will make me drive
right into a cop

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I was thinking tacos when I saw this thread.
maybe I'm the automated 20 questions brain!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

i once ate a burger while driving a VW bug. i shifted with my right knee and steered with my left one.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

but that was pre- Sep. 11, the world is different now.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I have not yet learned not to eat falafel sandwiches while driving. Or at least falafel sandwiches from a certain Middle Eastern Bakery (Amateurist, you know what I'm talking about). I am usually sooo hungry and need to tear into it immediately. But nine times out of ten, I wind up with tahini stains on my pants.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I did an entire science fair experiment on this. Conclusion: thin, brothy soup in a breadbowl.

― Mandee, Friday, 8 August 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, at least you had a bowl.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Ice cream. Sticky on the steering wheel! ick!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Sushi,\. The wasabi will make you close your eyes in pain, crash, and then you bleed out and DIE!!!

― Charlie B. (Charlie B.), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

One of those cookies from the Guinness Book of World Records that are like "The Biggest Cookie in the World" and are like an acre, because how could you fit in your car?

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Fold it, and keep folding. Obviously.

― Charlie B. (Charlie B.), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

By "it," I assume you're referring to the space-time continuum.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

If you like, that would work too. :o)

― Charlie B. (Charlie B.), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Breast milk?

― TMFTML (TMFTML), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

a super-sized bag
of dicks: not great car-eating.
neither is my fuc

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Ice cream. Sticky on the steering wheel! ick!

That, and it killed Dawson's dad on Dawson's Creek. (He goes to reach for a fallen scoop, then BAM! he's hit by a truck.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

What the hell, Dawson's dad was the Flash, he totally could've run away from that.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

For some reason, I want Fred Schneider to sing, "STICKY ON THE STEERING WHEEL, BABY!"

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, if they wanted to kill Mitch Leery off, they could've come up with something less ridiculous.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

a super-sized bag
of dicks: not great car-eating.
neither is my fuc

just wanted to make sure that was on here twice.

btw, you people are nuts, ALL FOOD is the answer.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

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