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Came across this on I Rate Everything, and it's pretty nifty.
So far it's guessed everything except vibrator.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 August 2003 07:17 (twenty-two years ago)

The object was dildo.
After 28 questions I got this response:
Does your mother know what you are thinking about?
I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but,
I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?

NOTE: I'm not the one who did the vibrator one

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 August 2003 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

You were thinking of something to do with sex.
Do most people use this daily? You said Unknown, I say No.
Does it come in a box? You said No, I say Yes.
Is it heavier than a pound of butter? You said Unknown, I say No.
Is it flexible? You said Doubtful, I say Yes.
Can you play games with it? You said No, I say Yes.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 August 2003 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Mine was penis and the computer gave up although it did guess it had something to do with sex.

lame.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 8 August 2003 07:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, it's PG. Cause what if some little kid chose 'flashlight', and it guesses 'huge throbbing cock'. That wouldn't be good.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 August 2003 07:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Ahaha - I went for shotgun and the computer took 28 turns until it guessed rifle, after first guessing flute.

― Alex K (Alex K), Friday, 8 August 2003 08:08 (twenty-two years ago)

That should be one of the opening questions. Animal, vegetable, mineral, or huge throbbing cock.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 8 August 2003 08:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd never get past the first question!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 August 2003 08:12 (twenty-two years ago)

And no, it did not get vibrator.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 August 2003 08:13 (twenty-two years ago)

If you set it on PG, it knows about penises and vaginas. But it does not know much. For instance, under "contradictions," it lists these "inaccuracies":

A penis does not have spots
A penis is not black
A penis is not known for its ability to dig
A penis could not kill you
A penis is not formed from carbon
A penis is not heavy
A penis cannot float

Things I didn't know:
You can make money by selling a penis

Everyone, please help to set this thing straight about penises.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 8 August 2003 08:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Great old thing this, it's been going fucking ages. It just guessed a jury as either a flight of stairs, or a guillotine.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 August 2003 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, it predicts ilxor.com as either popular card game whist, or a football.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 August 2003 10:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"Things I didn't know:
You can make money by selling a penis"

Oh you knew that, come on

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 8 August 2003 10:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I was thinking "Record", while we're on this topic, and it guessed both "Erect penis" and "Penis".

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 8 August 2003 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

it guessed "golf club", "phone book", "high heel shoes" and "kite" correctly. it missed syringe. not bad

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Uncommon Knowledge about a sphincter
Can it run fast? I say Probably.
Does it roll? I say Probably.
Can it growl? I say Probably.
Does it provide protection? I say Probably.
Does it have one or more wheels? I say Probably.
Does it shine? I say Probably.
Do you look at it? I say Doubtful.
Is it shaped like a hot dog? I say Probably.
Would you pay to use it? I say Yes.
Do people sit on it? I say Probably.
Would you eat it? I say Yes.
Do you need batteries to use it? I say Yes.
Is it a type of mineral? I say Yes.
Is it white? I say Probably.
Do you use it with a computer? I say Yes.
Can it do tricks? I say Probably.

― What a Benny, Friday, 8 August 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Contradictions

Michael Jordan would not use a joint

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 August 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

The object was nedragget.

27. Does it oink? No
25. Is it smooth? Yes
22. Would you use it in the dark? No
21. Can you make sounds with it ? Yes
17. Is it worth a lot of money? Maybe
11. Is it usually warm? Yes
8. Is it a natural occurrence? Yes
7. Is it manufactured? No
3. Does it have moving parts? Yes
2. Would Michael Jordan use it (basketball player)? No

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 8 August 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Some of us might use it in the dark! (Actually I withdraw that for fear of putting Ned off of staying with me on his London visit!)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 8 August 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Would you pay to use it? No
Is it smooth? No
Does it come in different colors? Yes
Does it taste good with butter? No
Is it smaller than a golf ball? Maybe
Is it usually green? Yes
Does it contain a high degree of water? Yes
Does it come from something larger? Yes

If you do not see what you were thinking of, Add pineapple zombie blowjob to the queue of games to be reviewed by a moderator.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 8 August 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Some of us might use it in the dark! (Actually I withdraw that for fear of putting Ned off of staying with me on his London visit!)

Mmmm, NIGHTMARE FUEL.

Nothing wrong with being used, but please ask first.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 August 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

A fart can be used by a cowboy

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 August 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

It guess that a hamster ball was:

1. A Chessboard.
2. A Hula-Hoop.
3. A roll of film.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

It guessed that David Bowie was the Loch Ness Monster.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Near as dammit.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

No way could Nessie get away with that sequined purple T-shirt.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm. Ok, you got me there.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you open it?

Probable Objects: a vagina (212), labia (198), a hooter (198), a clitoris (184), buttocks (184), a concubine (165), genitals (159), an eyeball (159)

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Does it have an exo-skeleton? I say Probably.
Does it usually hunt for food at night? I say Probably.
Does it have a sense of smell? I say Probably.
Does it have a long tail? I say Probably.
Does it jump? I say Yes.
Does it like to be petted? I say Probably.

My object was yogurt!

― Jodi (Celerina), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Uncommon Knowledge about bacon
Do most people use this daily? I say Yes.
Is it multicolored? I say Yes.
Does it have seeds? I say Probably.
Is it used in a sport? I say Probably.
Is it used by the police? I say Probably.
Does it require specific knowledge to use it? I say Probably.
Does it shine? I say Probably.
Can it cry? I say Probably.
Does it live in African grass lands? I say Probably.
Is it found in salad bars? I say Probably.
Is it an omnivore? I say Yes.
Is it tasty? I say Doubtful.
Do the rabbits eat it? I say Probably.
Do you use it in public? I say Doubtful.
Is it originally from Canada? I say Probably.
Does it come in specific sizes? I say No.

― Jodi (Celerina), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

This might just be the most magical game since Touch My Uncle.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

You were thinking of a song.
Can you switch it on and off? You said No, I say Yes.
Can it be stolen? You said No, I say Yes.
Would you find it in an office? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Do you use it at work? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Does a basketball player use it? You said Sometimes, I say No.

why cant basketball players use a song?!!

― minna (minna), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

It got city, Superman, tooth pick, and cauliflower when I did it, but it couldn't get Japan or France, but that's probably because those are proper names (but so is Superman)

anyway I can't stop playing. I think this is incredible.

― A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:36 (twenty-two years ago)

oh yeah, it got sunlight too.

― A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

and it just got monster

― A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

it correctly guessed "spinach." i don't know why i did 20Q for spinach, maybe i'm secretly popeye?

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)

it's racist!

You were thinking of a hand.
You said it is classified as Animal, I say Other.
Does it have claws? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Is it brown? You said Sometimes, I say No.

― minna (minna), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:47 (twenty-two years ago)

trent lott programmed it!

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Things it did not know about Batman.

Batman cannot be measured.
Batman does not age over time.*

*unless Frank Miller writes him.

― Leee (Leee), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Things I didn't know

You cannot wear self-esteem on your Willy

― oops (Oops), Monday, 11 August 2003 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

It got shoelaces. Impressive!

― Dan I., Monday, 11 August 2003 07:37 (twenty-two years ago)

It also got poop!

― Dan I., Monday, 11 August 2003 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)

eleven years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/sMuRar9.png

― 龜, Saturday, 18 October 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)

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