What are you best in the world at?

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I have a theory everyone is the best in the world at something. I myself am best in the world at;
Super Mario Kart Rainbow Road
and Leaving my toothbrush in stupid places.

Now that's two, I'm being greedy.

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I appear to be best at chatbotting and odd barks of laughter.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:38 (twenty-three years ago)

im best at getting odd looks from random women at bars who overhear my conversations

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm a champion at swearing inappropriately in front of my friends' parents.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm great at fretting.

If only I could think of a way to make money doing it...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:45 (twenty-three years ago)

And by 'doing it' I mean fretting, obv.

― Sarah JMcLUsky (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:45 (twenty-three years ago)

*runs to 'out of context' thread*

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I am world's best at
making schoolchildren laugh and
getting paid for it

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm the best in the world at doing absolutely nothing at all and therefore fucking up my own life. I'm not claiming to have the most fucked up life in the world, though it's pretty bad. I am claiming to have done most damage through pure indolence.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Christopher Walken/Ed Grimley impersonations at inappropriate moments.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I am an Ace crayfish (crawfish) wrangler and a pro tent setter upper.

― danielle g. (danielle g.), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:53 (twenty-three years ago)

(train) spotting records in the mix way before they come in, friends argue and say no but I am always right. we had a contest at glastonbury and it was like, give up guys. how sad I am.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:56 (twenty-three years ago)

and ally loses
there is no bad time for those
impressions AT ALL

even funerals
or hot sex can be spiced up
by walken or ed

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I am SO busting out the Walken the next time I'm doin' it.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:59 (twenty-three years ago)

grinning sheepishly - i have been doing an awful lot of this in the last 24 hours

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:59 (twenty-three years ago)

x/p ally:

it's best if you are
actually doing him
while you're doing him

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude, someone should see this idea to Spike Jonze.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am best at helping everyone but myself and it sucks.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:01 (twenty-three years ago)

See? I meant sell.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll see it to him if you like.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally - you can do Walken impressions??? My search is ended! For long years I have searched for someone who can do a perfect Frank White. Many have tried - all have failed, myself included. Is it really true though? I mean I hate to get all Thomas on you but... what's the secret to it?

Err, anyhoows - in answer to the thead: Connect 4.

― Alex K (Alex K), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I can snap my thumb against my pinky & fourth finger in a disquieting snapping motion that creates the impression that I've severely misalligned the joints in my wrist. No one else I've met can do that.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuckin

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Saying 'mm-hm'.

― David. (Cozen), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know what the secret is to the Walken. Either you have it or you don't, apparently. It was nothing I learned, just one day when I was about 14 I busted out with this Christopher Walken shit.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:16 (twenty-three years ago)

You should see my blood clot. It's amazing.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Shit, man, I've been trying to nail the Walken for time. You have a true gift there girl - treasure it.

― Alex K (Alex K), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I am best in the world at falling on my face. Whenever I fall, I land on my face. I suppose that also makes me worst in the world at putting my hands out to save me when I fall down.

― What a Benny (What a Benny), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm best at rockin' out when recording vocals in my apartment when nobody else is around.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Daydreaming

― Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I would say procrastinating, but I don't think I'm ready yet. I'll get back to you on that.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:38 (twenty-three years ago)

i would say that i'm best at Self-Loathing, but that would make me hate myself ever more...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Minesweeper and Space Cadet, apparently. I seem to be exceptional at pointless games. Sadly, these aren't things that bring adulation and wealth and groupies.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Forgetting important things, remembering them when it's too late.

― Jamie Conway (Jamie Conway), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I am a world class flirt.

Plus, I can buy the HELL out of lingerie.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I do a great Jabba impersonation.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Did you ever see the skit on SNL with the Christopher Walken Han Solo?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:56 (twenty-three years ago)

that was you???

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:58 (twenty-three years ago)

"with the greatest of respect...i feel i have to tell you that in no way is travelling thru hyperspace...anything remotely like dusting crops..."

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 8 August 2003 17:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Until my surgery ruined a lot of my memory and smartitude, I fucking ruled Trivial Pursuit. I can count on the fingers of one hand how many times I've lost in the last ten years, and on two hands the number of times I've lost when we were playing "everybody in the room on one team, Tep on the other." This only holds for the most recent Genus versions, though, not the 10th anniversary edition or the special-interest cardsets.

This doesn't count as bragging cause I'm more dumber now.

Now ... hrm. I'm very good at a specific kind of story. And my vinegar chicken rocks the foundations of your soul.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 8 August 2003 17:01 (twenty-three years ago)

If you mean "What are you better at than anyone in the world?": the original StarFox. I have ill techniques.

If you mean "What are you best at in all the world?": I am actually a pretty badass speller.

― Ess, Friday, 8 August 2003 17:13 (twenty-three years ago)

graphic design
and nhl '94 for the sega genesis

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 8 August 2003 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

"It's fast enough...foryou....OLD MAN...."

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 17:22 (twenty-three years ago)

(this is pretty bad, but i tried)

"I-ah..." *looks down, eyes dart back and forth*/*hint of smile appears and fades*
"you just..."
*deep inward breath through nose*/*adjust suit jacket through rolling of shoulders*
"do it like, ah..." *smile begins to crack*
"sort of like *this*" *head raise*/*random arm gesture"/*eyes roll towards back of head to hide secret*/*grin*

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 8 August 2003 17:26 (twenty-three years ago)

gabbneb is master of asteriks

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 8 August 2003 17:55 (twenty-three years ago)

The masterisk!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 8 August 2003 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I can pet the shit out of a cat. Well, not literally. Ew.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Mega Man 2.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Kingfish is mistaken. I believe I hate myself more than he hates himself. But I accept David Letterman as the king of this universe and thus will gladly accept him as personal Ruler Over All.

What am I best in the world at? Comparing myself unfavorably with others. I'm the mistress of that.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 8 August 2003 19:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Tep, I don't think I ever lost a game of Trivial Pursuit without some crazy handicapping system.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 8 August 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

oh, and Tekken 2. or Tekken Tag.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 8 August 2003 20:10 (twenty-three years ago)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 8 August 2003 20:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Tep, I don't think I ever lost a game of Trivial Pursuit without some crazy handicapping system.

I challenge you to a match next time I'm in London! Assuming the American and British editions use the same cards ... which come to think of it, they shouldn't. I'll use the American ones, you use the British ones.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 8 August 2003 20:30 (twenty-three years ago)

ha, I was meaning on several different editions! I haven't played in ages - I wrote my own version for my circle of friends, all arts stuff.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 8 August 2003 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I can open a bottle of wine using a standard waiter's friend faster than anyone else on the planet. Also I make spectacular espresso.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 8 August 2003 20:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I was once unbeatable with using Dhalsim to whomp on you in Street Fighter Vs. Marvel on the PS1. Now I'm worthless.

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 8 August 2003 21:48 (twenty-three years ago)

So yeah, selfpity.

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 8 August 2003 21:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I am good at find cool things for a dollar.

― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 8 August 2003 22:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm a world class champion bubble-wrap popper. Most muthahfuckahz get them some bubble wrap and they pop a few bubbles and they just toss it away cuz they lame and shit. DUDE. I don't stop till the last bubble go "pop."

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 8 August 2003 22:23 (twenty-three years ago)

im the best in the world to dream that im evil
sucsess? in my dreams

― Christian Vasbotn Braaten (Christian Vasbotn Braaten), Friday, 8 August 2003 22:26 (twenty-three years ago)

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