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Yep.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 8 August 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

and i have Red House Painters on the stereo. im cryin.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 8 August 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

f- you.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 8 August 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

hey uyi maDE A THRAED FOR ME FOOLIDH

― sean g, Friday, 8 August 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

dont presd the caps ;lock tho soz

― sean g, Friday, 8 August 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi. I just came home after a few beer. I decided to mow the lawn. I discovered that the grouchy neighbors next door had chopped off all of the trees in our yard at about the same level as the fence separating our two yards, and left all of the branches scattered throughout our back yard, including a massive pile in front of the apartment door for the tenant living downstairs (theoretically blocking him in). I flung all of the branches into their back yard, the goddamn fucks.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 8 August 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

im going to taco bell. amateurist pissed me off.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 8 August 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

not drunk yet. give me a bit.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 8 August 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

drunk.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Cracking open first beer now...

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I am hereby forbidding myself from posting on this thread if I'm tipsy later, cause it'll be on champagne cocktails, which is totally wussy.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Do it, do it!

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I've already forbidden myself! Besides, I don't know if I'll drink enough. I want to finish the bottle, and I make the cocktails with tequila, but who knows how long I'll take, and I've just et hot wings.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

fiiiiiiiiiine.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

done

― fcussen (Burger), Saturday, 9 August 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

c'mon Tep...

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had like two cocktails, for Pete's sake!

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't drag Pete into this - what did he ever do to you?

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

so what are we drinking?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

This we went with Rolling Rock

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had 6 JD & Cokes and now I've switched to beer. It's gonna be a fucked up night.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had three full glasses of wine and am working on a fourth. This is officially a binge. WATCH OUT, I'M ON A BENDER!!!!

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Champagne cocktails a la Tep (cockteps? Wait, no. Ktock'tails. ... worse. Cocktails a la Tep). Champagne (well, sparkling white, Spanish in this case), shot of Sauza tequila, Some Sort Of Mixer -- which tonight is passion fruit juice.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Your puke will look really psychedelic, Tep!

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I bought a case of lone star. My girlfriend saw it in the fridge today and said, "uh-uh. I don't want to have a white trash boyfriend." I disagree on the exact specifics of the class issues involved, but I see her point.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I just had three bowls of cheerios with added suagr.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

You qualify. Come on in!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never been drunk to the point of puking! This might be why I didn't graduate from Hampshire, cause I haven't shot up recreationally, either, and I'm pretty sure you need to do one or the other.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd settle for a white trash boyfriend.

Long as he shared his beer.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, ive been drunk to the point of seriously wondering if I would live.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

LET'S CHEER TEP ON AS HE DRINKS TO THE POINT OF INVOLUNTARY REGURGITATION!!!

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I had the exact same reaction to the sight of a drunken (ex) boyfriend bleary-eyed drunk shoveling Ramen noodles into his face.

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

carbohydrates make me high! I'm flying! Is that Star Jones' ass I see?

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Jaeger Night '94 = 10 shots. I will say no more.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Two words: Southern Comfort.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I just wonder, if they expect us ladies to keep it neat and tidy down there, why can't they reciprocate?? Like WE don't like a hair-free environment too??

Then they wonder why so many women don't like giving BJ's. For the most part, it's because some women almost CHOKE down there! (TMI, sorry!)

Thankfully, FH is aware and always keeps himself trimmed as well. It's funny cuz he's the first guy I've been with who took care of himself down there, and I was the first girl he dated who took care of herself too! *L*

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

LET'S CHEER TEP ON AS HE DRINKS TO THE POINT OF INVOLUNTARY REGURGITATION!!!

No no no, it's a worknight, for Pete's (... fine, Pius's) sake!

I mean, what night isn't, but let me save that for some appropriate occasion like "hey, my firstborn daughter got something pierced that I wouldn't look at anyway" or "surprise! you inherited iowa!"

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The one and only time I had alcohol poisoning was from drinking Southern Comfort. I love that shit.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

FH has shaved it bare before. We both like it! Usally though its to much to keep up with and gives him bumps since hes not used to it. Now when either of us remember we used the shortest setting on a hair cutting razor for it. I love it! I think its so much sexier after. Hair just looks so dirty, in the way, not that attractive!

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the best out-of-nowhere post ever.

(x-post)

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't seen the 110 proof SoCo in a while. Do they still make it?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I found these posts on a wedding message board

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't get it here. The normal stuff is fucked up as it is.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

oh god. slow comfortable screw = soco, sloe gin and oj.

the vomit, the vomit!

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

few guys was rather large. IMHO it was too much. Being on top it would bend and be difficult to be truely reckless with. It stretched where it needed to and poked where it needed to but was just alot of unnecessary extra. My DH is absolutely perfect. He hits this spot in just the right way that it is all I need. So in my opinion, a large size can be nice but what is most important is how well he fits you. It's like buying a piece of clothing that is the hottest fashion item but makes your butt look fat.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's hear it for average-sized penises!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Hanle y, this is gold.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

the drunk is coming - i can tell cos it's hot in here - two more beers, i'm dancin around in my underwear.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

My DH is absolutely perfect. He hits this spot in just the right way that it is all I need.

Well, that's the idea of the designated hitter, to get around the bases quicker.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

It's way time for me to pass out. 'Night, all.

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

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HA!
http://pantransit.reptiles.org/images/2000-09-03/wasted.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 August 2003 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

awoooooooooooo!!!

yeah, all my fuckas & bitches, i'm drunker than a drunk loon tonight. who wantsta arm wrestle?! I'll take all ya bitches on!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2003 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I can only say:
http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/hooray.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 17 August 2003 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

that's the spirit!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2003 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.xanfan.com/trading/trashed.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 25 August 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

half way thru my 3rd guinness/listening to lynyrd skynyrd....i'm havin a wild weekend

― duane, Monday, 25 August 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

still havin a wild weekend, on MONDAY NIGHT

― duane, Monday, 25 August 2003 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

my life makes little sense to a lot people but i'm tellin you it all happens for reasons...god told me to do [whatever i'm doing]

― duane, Monday, 25 August 2003 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Woah, it's MOnday night there? It's Sunday night here...are y'all actually an entire 24 hours ahead of us?

< keanu>Woah.< /keanu>

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 25 August 2003 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah ive always been a head of my time

― duane, Monday, 25 August 2003 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

TS: romeofest vs romeofist

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

REVIVE.

Yay, I'm kinda drunk. And now I'm home alone. And my girlfriend's gone. Should I

a) Stop drinking?

b) Crack open a warm Bud?

c) Crack open the bottle of Ketel One, even though we have nothing to mix it with?

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 20 May 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

I'll tell you what the answer is -- mix Ketel One with decaf coffee, half-and-half, and chocolate!!!

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 20 May 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

hi dere

― xero, Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

i want ketel one and coffee NOW god damn it

― xero, Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:41 (nineteen years ago)

Kidnap a bartender.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:45 (nineteen years ago)

I WILL

― xero, Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:46 (nineteen years ago)

Most bold.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:46 (nineteen years ago)

JUST YOU WATCXH

― xero, Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:46 (nineteen years ago)

Bottle of wine, 1st season of Rome, and deadbeat former roommate who still has the keys likely to come a knockin'...

ACTIVATE.

― en i see kay, Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:51 (nineteen years ago)

rock

― xero, Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

The problem with good cheap wine is that it's easy to drink it really damn fast.

Also, this Rome shit kicks ass. Every single character is some sort of serious evil, yet I love them all.

In the course of typing this, I discovered that:

Your search - "one who practices incest" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

* Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
* Try different keywords.
* Try more general keywords.

― en i see kay, Saturday, 24 February 2007 05:11 (nineteen years ago)

Watched Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels w/friend. V. enjoyable while drunk. Even Sting. Will test later when sober.

― xero, Saturday, 24 February 2007 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

You shan't be disappointed. If you like that cockney, Madonna-loving sort of thing when sober, that is.

― en i see kay, Saturday, 24 February 2007 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

OK cool zzzzzzzzz

― xero, Saturday, 24 February 2007 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't read any of this thread cuz i'm tipsy. Ijust had a very nice time with an old friend. Gold. Old friends are.

― Maria :D, Saturday, 24 February 2007 06:07 (nineteen years ago)

Just watched the end of the eleventh episode, and I can't stop raising my glass and shouting "THIRTEEN!".

Old friends are amazing.

― en i see kay, Saturday, 24 February 2007 06:22 (nineteen years ago)

RUGBY

― max, Saturday, 24 February 2007 06:54 (nineteen years ago)

tonight was the first night i stayed until last call at a bar in 6 months! so much fun, agh drunk!

― modestmickey, Saturday, 24 February 2007 07:32 (nineteen years ago)

THREAD TITLE OTMFM SRLSLY

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 February 2007 07:45 (nineteen years ago)

No. of non-consequensial items broken into many pieces: 4
No. of Pretenders, Red House Painters, Magnetic Fields, Kaki King, Mountain Goats, and Tom Waits songs listened to on repeat while drinking: 9
No. of ex-girlfriends called: 1
No. of meals prepared involving open flames: 2
No. of bottles of wine drunk alone: 2
No. of drunken cliches fulfilled: eleventy.

Guys. GUYES...

I been drinkin'.

― en i see kay, Saturday, 24 February 2007 08:15 (nineteen years ago)

hi guyz. i had to go celebrate my office manager's departre 2nite. i thunk i had around 18 beers. this is the 1st time ive coome home drunk 2 a sleeping GF since we'v e lived 2gether... its weird.

love, gready

― grady, Saturday, 24 February 2007 09:06 (nineteen years ago)

lost count of pbr amount consumed. faruiza balk is really hot. went and saw johnny cash tribute show tonight. wheeeeeee.

― kingfish, Saturday, 24 February 2007 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, did you mean your posts to me above to be as unpleasant as they now sound to me sober? Also, are you THE AMAZING RANDY?

― xero, Sunday, 25 February 2007 08:04 (eighteen years ago)

en i see kay i am also drunk! do you aim? srsly dude, occupy my time! tehresa is bored. for real.

― tehresa, Sunday, 25 February 2007 08:28 (eighteen years ago)

shit i just realized all those posts were from yesterday. oops.

― tehresa, Sunday, 25 February 2007 08:40 (eighteen years ago)

i am drunk + woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hello snack food hello the office (nbc version) hello sleepiness hekko hello hello

― max, Sunday, 25 February 2007 09:16 (eighteen years ago)

HELLO HYDRATING

― max, Sunday, 25 February 2007 09:18 (eighteen years ago)

Again: Ned, did you mean your posts to me above to be as unpleasant as they now sound to me sober? Also, are you THE AMAZING RANDY?

― xero, Sunday, 25 February 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

I can't believe I didn't end up posting here last night.

― jessie monster, Sunday, 25 February 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

I would have, but by the time I got home it was nearly 5 and I was incredibly cold from waiting for a bus that never came (had to wait for the next one, 25 mins later) and all I could think about was flannel sheets.

― Laurel, Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

Xero: no to both! Besides, what's wrong with kidnapping a bartender? If they don't mind being kidnapped.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

Flannel sheets = a good thing BTW. I'm loving my new set.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

I did, however, meet a very nice young man at the bus stop who was from my part of Michigan! We chatted, he's cool and I am all for amassing local bros but he can't/won't drink on weeknights b/c of Real Job, so how to shot making him ONE OF US?

― Laurel, Sunday, 25 February 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

quit drinking so much

― gbx, Sunday, 25 February 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

It's not about the overall consumption, it's really about the amount of time spent fraternizing and/or out & about. Late nights do not necessarily equal shitfaced, sometimes they just mean that you danced until the bar closed and then you had to WAIT FOR THE MISSING BUS.

― Laurel, Sunday, 25 February 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, Ned. Late night did equal shitfaced in that case, and my condition the next day may have influenced my interpretation of the tone of those posts.

― xero, Sunday, 25 February 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

HELLO FREE IN N OUT

― max, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 06:53 (eighteen years ago)

HELLO MASTER CHARLES SHAW AND RICHARD D JAMES

― max, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 06:54 (eighteen years ago)

ten years pass...

HELLO HYDRATING
― max, Sunday, February 25, 2007 4:18 AM (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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