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Shaddup You Face

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Hello, I'ma Guiseppi, I gottta something speciala for you

Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 10 August 2003 05:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I am an Italian-American and I am very offended by this. You will be hearing from my lawyer Monday morning.

oops (Oops), Sunday, 10 August 2003 05:43 (twenty-three years ago)

YO BRING IT, PASTA TWIRLER!

Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 10 August 2003 05:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Guieppi, whaaaa yo speical alls 'bout?

A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 10 August 2003 05:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought the proper term was "spaghetti bender?"

nickn (nickn), Sunday, 10 August 2003 05:56 (twenty-three years ago)

is bout shaddup um face? ist so?

A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 10 August 2003 05:56 (twenty-three years ago)

speghetti bender can shundup un face so.

A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 10 August 2003 05:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Tep are you druck, or r you tad.which ist it?

A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:01 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.hut.fi/~durbo/parallel-e.gif

Dada, Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:04 (twenty-three years ago)

muthafuckin' clip art is backtalking to me again. where's my goddamn knife, i'ma kill it with it.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:05 (twenty-three years ago)

uhhhhhh, dada ist dada

A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:05 (twenty-three years ago)

re these threats of lawsuits:

My Dad used to tell me a funny story from when he was a teenager. He grew up in a factory town with lots of Polacks (sons of factory workers and coal miners) next door to another town with lots of Italians. The Italian kids liked to come over to my Dad's hometown and talk shit to the Polish kids, and the Polish kids would beat the living shit outta the Italian kids (being the sons of factory workers and coal miners and all) and the hometown cops never did anything about it (being all Polacks themselves, or Irish). For some reason, the Italian kids never learned their lesson, and every weekend the whole cycle repeated (i.e., Italian kids talk shit to Polish kids, Polish kids kick Italian kids' asses, etc.). Well, my Dad thought it was funny.

-- Tadeusz Suchodolski (llamasfu...), August 21st, 2001.

Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey Giuseppi - whassa matta you, eh? Gotta no respect?

C J (C J), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:08 (twenty-three years ago)

thiso thread is wierd

A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Why you look-a so sad?

weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Uno, duo, tre, quatro

C J (C J), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Eins
Zwei
Drei
Vier
Funf
Sechs
Sieben
Acht

(one two)

weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Un
Dau
Tri
Pedwar
Pump
Chwech
Saith
Wyth
Naw
Deg


(not entirely off topic either, because there are quite a lot of Italians living in Wales. They all seem to run cafés called 'Bracchi' or something)

C J (C J), Sunday, 10 August 2003 07:23 (twenty-three years ago)

"hey-a Pepe, go-a for the face!"

Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 August 2003 07:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday

calstars (calstars), Sunday, 10 August 2003 10:17 (twenty-three years ago)

*taunts Tad*

Mark C (Mark C), Sunday, 10 August 2003 10:21 (twenty-three years ago)

There's-a no such-a thing as a sanity clause!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 10 August 2003 10:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Whoa Martin! What's all this about no Santa Claus??

C J (C J), Sunday, 10 August 2003 10:56 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

Eyyyyyyyy. Whatsa matta fa you?

A Leg Made Footless From Pot (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 9 July 2009 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

I have this 3 yr old cousin who runs around yelling "SHUT UP YOUR MOUTH"

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 9 July 2009 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

is it a nice place?

some sick fuck with a bow and arrow killing roos and koalas (Eisbaer), Thursday, 9 July 2009 19:43 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

It's a not so bad!

David Allah Coal (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 14:44 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs

David Allah Coal (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 14:45 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsDQ93iguP8&feature=related

David Allah Coal (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 14:46 (sixteen years ago)


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