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hi everyone so how are you I am good except I a had a bitchin' weekends., well ill tell you I was at the Galeria with all my friedns and they were like oh I know this guty that thinlks youre soooooo pretty, Chasimono, and was like yeah who. and anywey we were drinking lemon eyes becase its calorie free and we all hace to share. so anyway they were like oh yeah this guy is in looves with you. but hes in the army so i htionk he might have gto go to th4e Gulf War. and hje arrived and I then realised it was this guy who I know from doingm aerobics. and I tiotallky feel MUTUL. but 1) he is in the armny and 2) he will has to have short hair. what shall i do about him his name is Jason and he is the BEST GUY OUT. I feel just like Pasey and Joey

― chasimino, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

except i have better personlity than Joey and I am quite4 tall with blonde hair.

― chasimino, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

do you like campinos lollies? i had them today. anyway what shall i do about Jason? by the way i eread the old queastion i wrote and i think suxy was right i am mnore intelligent. spelling is really not imp0ortant in a realatioship. I SHOLD KNO0W. :-)

ally are you the same ally from that time at aerobics camp. I dont reslly think your fat.

― chasimino, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

allie how tall are you?

― chasimino, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

because I think we have really similar persoinalities, if it is the same onne:-)

― chasimino, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Doompatrol if this is you then I take it all back and your novel is going to be the gratest thing ever!

(Chasimino ignore this msg it is a silly in-joke. What is "MUTUL"?)

― Tom, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

MUTUL=mutual, surely?

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Doompatrol? I thought she sounds a bit like Charlotte Raven.

― Nicole, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

spelz a bit lyke thable thom, iv yoo asc mie.

― Kate the Saint, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

7:45 and my co-workers are already looking at me funny. thanks, ile!

― jess, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and you complain about MY spelling :)

― anthony, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is it Tracey Emin, perchance? Shee carnt spell eaver. Plus loads of boys like her, if her tent exhibit is to be believed.

― Trevor, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mmm.. but she recently admitted she'd kind of made all that up

― Nick, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well well well. Perhaps Miss Emin is not alone in having concocted a bogus version of reality for herself. I wonder...

― Trevor, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How obvious is it that this is the creation of a male writer, anyway?

― Nicole, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm not the Ally from aerobics camp, unfortunately.

― Ally, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I would love to know where an aerobics camp would be held. San Fernando Valley circa 1982?

― Nicole, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Chasimino is that the Ilford Galeria? I think I saw you there. I was with your geography teacher.

Do you always wear your hair in highlit ringlets?

― Momus, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Brilliantly, I can't decide if Momus is posting a response, writing a song lyric, or both.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nicole - a check of the IPs implies that it isn't - or that it's a co- creation at best. OTOH it might just be a shared campus computer or hotmail thing or something.

― Tom, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How can you tell poster-gender by checking the IPs, Tom? Or did you start on the Sudafed already...?

― mark s, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You can if said IP address turns out to be the same as that used by A Prominent Female Poster, Mark (or A Prominent Male Poster for that matter).

― Tom, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But she didn't ask if it was a prominent anyone poster.

― Ally, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ilford Galeria? Eh?

― DG, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Eh Ally? Nicole said, how obvious is it that this is a male writer's creation. I'd checked the IP cos I was intrigued as to whether it was somebody's alter ego, and found some evidence though not conclusive evidence that it was a woman doing it. So I was disagreeing with Nicole's assumption, that's all.

― Tom, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So what you're saying is that it's a prominent female poster - this was not clear by what you said at all, hence the confusion (you being asked if IP addresses revealed genders, me pointing out that I believed Nicole was merely assuming that only a male could put forth such an asinine version of female life, etc). So fess up, which prominent female poster is it?

― Ally, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The "not conclusive evidence" thing stops me saying, i.e. it could be a shared-access machine or something. Anyway I reckon such secret knowledge is fair reward for spending my Friday afternoon categorising people's dumb-ass threads.

― Tom, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You're no fun anymore.

― Ally, Monday, 24 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

well, just post the IP and we'll guess;)

― gareth, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, it's not me, although I have used computers to post to ILE that could also be accessed by students. And I don't think it's Ally or Nicole, so...let's use the process of elimination.

― Kerry, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm kind of disappointed now...I thought for sure it was probably dp or Momus.

― Nicole, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hrmmm, so are you saying that the IP address is the same as a prominent poster? What do you do if they use an ISP such as AOL or BT for example that doesn't assign distinctive IP addresses? Oh, but assumed identities are so passe.

― Kate the Saint, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think what he is saying is that it's from a distinctive IP (ie "shared computer" - I don't think AOL or BT would imply shared computer).

― Ally, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I know who it is as well, but I'm not telling. Ner ner ner-ner ner!

― DG, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We wouldn't care if you'd stop talking about it, you know.

― Ally, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes you would. Stop trying to get us to think it's unimportant so we might as well tell you when we know as well as you this conundrum will vex you so you get no sleep tonight. Or tomorrow night. Or the day after.

― DG, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm too busy with the conundrum about the spring in my bed to worry about this.

― Ally, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If this sort of thing started to concern me I'd worry about (a) my social life, and (b) my brain.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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