stockport couple have wedding reception in mcdonalds

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Bride gutted at Ronald McDonald snub

please tell me that this isn't true.

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 11 August 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

makes you wonder where they had the ceremony. maybe they got uncle pete to clear out his garage and asked everyone to bring a deckchair.

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 11 August 2003 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm being snobby but "WACKY newlyweds " has just made me seethe with anger and bile.

shoot them

― chris (chris), Monday, 11 August 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw a lady having, like, her sixtieth or seventieth birthday in a middle-of-nowhere wendy's in, like, wyoming or south dakota. all her loved ones were there, bearing gifts.

banners on the salad bar.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

this picture makes me want to punch:

http://www.stockportexpress.co.uk/ContentResources/C_9_Articles_6027_Body_Web_ArticleBlock_0_Image.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yes, they really are 'kerazy'!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I really hope she wore that Nike cap instead of a veil. God, the horror.

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to have my funeral in little chef. They can cremate me in the industrial toaster.

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd let the couple off the hook if only to destroy the pun-happy cockfarmer who wrote that article. "The couple said 'fries do'", "people looked on with relish", "the love-birds were cheesed-off".

You are writing for the Stockport Express for a REASON you cunt.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

did they have hot apple pies with bride and groom figurines? wedding cake mcflurry?

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"Fries do!" Hahahaha!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, it's the we're-so-crazy part that is so awful.

― Daniel (dancity), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

we need a stockport mcdonalds FAP in tribute.

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm going to big mac you the happiest woman alive

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

lettuce pray

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

most people get the shakes on their wedding day - but Paula and her numpty fiance had them in four flavours!

I *SO* should be writing for the stockport express. I love local paperese.

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

no more lonely sundaes

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

lettuce pray

Ronan, you are indeed my hero!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The atmosphere as friends and relatives awaited the impending nuptials was a McFlurry of excitement.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Blech!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

so sorry!

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i've quarter pound love at last, holy big macrimony, speak now or forever hold the cheese, *explodes*

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Over the honeymoon, maybe she'll get a taste of his quarter-pounder (hopefully without cheese).

(xpost)

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Heavens, man, the special sauce.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

And the sesame seed buns. So many missed opportunities.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

you mayo kiss the bride

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

With this onion ring, I be wed

― robster (robster), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, the Stockport McDonalds couple have been TOTALLY outdone:

First space wedding done deal

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Cheers for that nugget of information.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

was it done by a priest or perhaps a frier?

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I have to hurt Ronan now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

batter me?

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Nothing quite like a wedding without a groom...

Anyway, I think if the McDonalds couple REALLY loved it that much, they should have had Ronald McDonald do the ceremony.

― Sarah MCLUsky (coco), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Not to be eclipsed, Burger King is holding it's first wake next week.

― Nathan W (Nathan Webb), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

It doesn't really matter where you are as long as everybody enjoys themselves.”

Indeed. I bet it was like a Royale Wedding for them.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 11 August 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"Would you like to supersize your ceremony?"

― The Reverend McNickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 11 August 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

collect coupons from four marriages and divorces and get your fifth marriage and divorce for free.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 11 August 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

Taking sides: McDonalds vs KFC

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I like RJG's post.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"no more lonely sundaes" is the greatest post I've ever made on ILX.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 20 September 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

You've been Excelsiored for
i've quarter pound love at last, holy big macrimony, speak now or forever hold the cheese, *explodes*

It was at that point that the thread became ridiculously funny.

― dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 20 September 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

haha I saw! it's good to know my crap puns hold weight with someone

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 20 September 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, it was the *explodes* part that make me spit out my pancakes.

― dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 20 September 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

so do you think the couple did this before the ads started running that show the new, 'classy' rice bowls from KFC being consumed at a wedding reception? was it just a coincidence or were they that influenced by the ad?

― colette (a2lette), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 08:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought this was another Britney wedding thread.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i heard on the radio this morning that the olsen twins are the new "faces" of maccas in france. seems a bit odd given one of them was recently hospitalised for an eating disorder.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

The giggletits! I've got GIGGLETITS!

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

six years pass...

Through the looking glass

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 10:36 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Kold-hovedstad.jpg

― moët plaudit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 25 January 2013 12:17 (thirteen years ago)

It looks kold.

― Mark G, Friday, 25 January 2013 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

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