For Larcole of the North on her NATAL DAY!!

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so we're putting a kitten golem in slutsky's freezer, which will then float off into the bleak wastes, to celebrate her quasi-inuit birthday, right?

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 09:57 (twenty-two years ago)

(slutsky doesn't know yet but he's an accommodating guy, no)

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yowsa! Happy Birthday to you Lars. May your life be maximally beardfree forever.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday and I won't even mention the, you know, the chin things.

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday, Larcole. May your life last forever. Or longer.

― David. (Cozen), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.mychurchesimages.com/4179/Birthday%20Cake-red%20white.jpg

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 10:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapy Brthdy!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 10:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://rock.samaratoday.ru/news/2002/10_october/images/01-119.jpg

"Hi we're ZZ Top and we'd like to wish Larcole a rockin' birthday"
Frank Beard: "Yeah, have a great one, Lars!"

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 10:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope that you have a very happy birthday and that you don't shut up.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy B-Day!

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 10:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday Larcole! may you enjoy much cake!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 10:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy burfday!

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, thanks everyone. A frozen kitten golem is the ultimate gift!

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 11:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday Nicole the wise and wonderful!

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LARS THE TRUCK DRIVER/NICOLE K****** HYBRID NOW PREPARE TO SUBSMUE THE WORLD WITH DEVASTATION AND RUIN. (ps plz save some cake ok bye)

― Evil Poobah (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU SAY IT'S YO BIRFDAY

(duh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-uh)

IT'S (not) MY BIRFDAY TOO YEAH

(duh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-uh)

YOU SAY IT'S YO BIRFDAY

(duh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-uh)

WE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

(break it down)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

HBN!!!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Larcole the spifftaculous! The wonderful! And the not-suffering-of-fools-gladly, always deeply important. Hurrah and happy birthday! :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday!

― angela (angela), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

("spifftaculous"?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

'subSMUE'?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

'frozen kitten golem'?

(happy birthday Nicole!)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday Nicolars! (I like that better than Larcole.)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

HAAAAAAAARRRRRRpy BAAAAAAARthday LAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRcole :)

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay for Larcole!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

BJ and the Bear say Happy Birthday Larcole!

― rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday nicole!!!! koritfw!!

― geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Larpy lurfdlay Nlarcnole!

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday, darlin!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I just subsmued myself.

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

And, of course, a happy birthday to Nicole, without whom I wouldn't have been subsmuing in the first place.

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

happy b'day to a fellow patrick swayze/mullet fan!

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday Nicole, you are one of my fave posters in a world gone mad.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Big ups on your big day!!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi! We're Whitesnake, and we wanna wish our fan Larcole a very happy birthday!

David: Yeah! Have a great day! Should I grow a beard?

― Whitesnake (jel), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday, LarNic

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I just got a phone call from the place I interviewed with last week -- they want to "speak with me" on Friday. Since the job-giving dude didn't mention another inteview perhaps they will offer me the job?

If so, best birthday since the one I got to see the Pirate Movie and go to Chuck E. Cheese.

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Or maybe they suspect that you stole something in your previous interview.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

you did steal something, right?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

LARCOLE. happy birthday.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Hurrah on the job news! Cautiously keep your hopes up for now! :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I am married to Larcole.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

???

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Metaphorically.

― David. (Cozen), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah congrats and good luck and wishes to Larcole for this job!

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, I was mistaken.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

That's a really frightening birthday message you know.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i bet larcole didn't realize that she was married to neil young. she's probably expecting some serious royalties from "heart of gold" right about now.

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy freakin birthday and good luck at your interview!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Neil Young? I thought that was Anthony Kiedis!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

the "heart of gold" royalty checks are larger than the "give it away now" or "aeroplane" royalty checks. so of course N is Neil Young!

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Good luck with that job, Larcole! In the meantime, enormous birthday greetings!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Bizzurthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy bday, Nicolar (I like that better too). Have some TWOP. ;P

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

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