Help Me Leave The House

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I need to go outside sometime in the next hour but I just can't make myself do it. Tell me something that'll get me off my ass.

― dave q, Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:52 (twenty-three years ago)

your house is on fire!

― angela (angela), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:53 (twenty-three years ago)

you are nearly out of cigarettes

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:54 (twenty-three years ago)

London is burning and you have to be there to watch it die.

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I am hiding in your closet with a bag of rats.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually it's true, I just ran out of rolling papers. What happens if you use CD covers or magazine-subscription cards?

― dave q, Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:55 (twenty-three years ago)

They taste awful

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:56 (twenty-three years ago)

and you cough

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Sounds a bit poisonous, what with the colors in the ink and gloss on the pages...

Someone really hottt is standing out in the street waiting for you!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:58 (twenty-three years ago)

There is a big ass spider about to crawl over you, best run out of the house like NOW dude!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Someone really hottt waiting on the street? Waitaminute, I live in King's Cross. That money's gotta go for rent.

― dave q, Tuesday, 12 August 2003 13:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yr personal soundtrack right now is "kickstart my heart"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 13:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Gabbneb wins! I'm outta here y'all

― dave q, Tuesday, 12 August 2003 13:04 (twenty-three years ago)

geeta told me dave q doesn't have a computer at home (unless i misheard her).

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 13:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, now help me leave the computer class where I've been sitting for two hours because of ILX.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 13:17 (twenty-three years ago)

the people in the classroom next to your's are looking at much more interesting pr0n on the web. you should go check it out.

seriously.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 13:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I am hiding in the closet with a bag of rats.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 13:45 (twenty-three years ago)

he doesn't have a computer but he has friends who do

― geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 14:40 (twenty-three years ago)

you saved your flesh from masacre by falling down your front step like a nude clown bat

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Help me get my ass in gear to write this bitch.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

he lives in kings cross = maybe we should have helped him to stay in

― Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Help me get my ass in gear to write this bitch.

WRITE THAT BITCH, dammit!

there. how's that? shall i post more goofy non-sequitur images to inspire you?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:08 (twenty-three years ago)

That was pretty good, but yes, please do.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:27 (twenty-three years ago)

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