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― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

*hungahunga*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"Who screwed Pizza Christ?"

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"Help! John Ashcroft froze me a la Han Solo cause my boob was exposed in public"

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"Item!"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"And it is statues like these that are why we are coming to liberate, not occupy, America."

― Girolamo Savonarola, Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"I am holding in my hand two invisible claves."

― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"Just like that"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"hey who swiped my beachball?"

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"these motherfucking cameramen think they're sooo funny"

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ashcroft runner up in "roof-raising" contest"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

THANK U V3RY MUCH DR1!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL BOB!!!!11 I WANT 2 THANK 3ACH OF U FOR INV3STNG UR IN DA MISION OF CHRIST — IN REDAMPTION AND FORGIEVNES AND FOR PRAPARNG UR IN TEH WAY TAHT U HAEV1!1111!1 OMG
A SLOGAN OF TEH MERICAN REVOLUTION WHICH WAS SO DISTR3SNG 2 DA 3MISAREIS OF DA KNG TAHT IT WAS FOUND IN COR3SPONDENCA SANT BAK 2 ANGLAND WAS DA LIEN W3 HAEV NO KNG BUT J3SUS!!!1!! LOL TAX COLEC2RS CM3 ASKNG FOR TAHT WHICH BLONG3D 2 TEH KNG AND COLONISTS FR3QUENTLY SADE WE HAEV NO KNG BUT JESUS111!1!1! OMG WTF IT FOUND ITS WAY IN2 TEH FUNDMENTAL DOCUM3NTS OF THIS GR3AT COUNTRY1!!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL U CUD QUOT3 DA DACLARATION WIT MA!!1! OMG LOL W3 HOLD TH3SE TRUTHS 2 B SELF-EVIEDNT TAHT AL MEN R CREAETD AQUAL AND R ENDOW3D BY THERE CR3A2R WIT CERTANE INALEINABLA RIGHTS!!!1!1 OMG WTF UNIQU3 MONG DA NATIONS MERICA RECOGNIEZD TEH SOURC3 OF OUR CHARACTER AS BNG GODLY AND 3TERNAL NOT BNG CIVIC AND T3MPORAL!1!!11 WTF LOL AND B/C WE HAEV UND3RS2D TAHT OUR SOURCA IS ETARNAL MERICA HAS BEN DIFERANT!11!1!1! WTF LOL W3 HAEV NO KNG BUT J3SUS1111 WTF

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

:{}

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

genius

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

{:o) < --- Ringo Starr

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I think bnw just won every prize there is to be had, ever.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i think that repeating "Big baby jesus, i can't wait" helps to drown out the noise.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

That was Ashcroft at Bob Jones Uni. put thru the AOL generator.

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

next , take the j*oint and twist the edges of it up like this..

― ke[hm, Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

FOUR BOYS FROM TEH SOUTH ROLAD UP OUT DA HOLAND TUNAL ON A SATURDAY AFTERNON BLASTNG IMIGRANT SONG OUT TEH OP3N WINDOWS OF TEH CAR AND PROCED3D 2 KIL 23 CANS OF PBR OUT OF A COLAR WIT BAERLY ANY IEC IN IT ON TEH UPER WEST SIED AND THEN BUSTED LOSE ON DA SUBWAYS WIT STRAWS AND PAEPR BAGS GATNG BOZED UP GHATO STYLE AND TH3N FOUND THEMS3LV3S AT TEH MAGICIAN SUROUND3D BY HOT U LADEIS AND WEL U KNOW WUT GO3S ON AT TEH MAGICIAN PAOPLE GAT HORIBLY DRUNK AND THEN WANDER OF 2 STRIP CLUBS WHER3 NOBODY PAYS MUCH ATENTION 2 DA STRIPERS AND LUKE DIDNT ACTUALY THROW UP AFT3R LIEK TWO TRIPLA SHOTS OF JAEGRM3ISTAR AND ANTHONY GOT INTARVEIWAD BY DA NY TIEMS AND W3 PUSHED THIS TABLE AROUND AND THEN LUK3 BOUGHT A 40 AND LURCH3D IN2 DA BAR WIT IT WHIEL A BURNNG CIGAERTA WAS STIL DANGLNG FROM HIS MOUTH AND DA DORMAN DIDNT SAY A THNG BUT TEH BARTEND3R DID AND THAN THEIR WAS LIEK I DUNO MORE DRUNKENES OR SOMETHNG AND CONFUSION R3GARDNG HOW 2 OPAN TEH LOKS ON SOME DORS AND SOME PAOPL3 AND3D UP SLEPNG MONGST FANCY OFIEC CUBICL3S AND DUD3 LIEK WTF N3XT DAY DA SHETS R COVERED IN BQ SAUC3 AND 3VERYBODY IS EXHAUST3D SO W3 SAT AROUND AND DRANK AL DA RAST OF TEH B3R AND SMOKAD A GRIP OF CIGAERTAS AND VH1 CLASIC WAS PLAYNG TEH BST SHIT EV3R AGANE AND LIEK IT 2K US SIX HOURS 2 GAT HOM3 B/C SOMATIEMS AFTAR U HAEV A RILLY MAZNG 24 HOUR ONCE-IN-A-LIEFTIEM 3XPEREINCE (THIS IS NOT MAH BAUTIFUL HOUSE!)1111!1!!!!!1!111 OMG WTF U JUST G3T JAKED RIGHT IN DA AS WIT TRAFIC AND BAD W3ATHER 2 R3MIND U TAHT U R ACTUALY NOT A T3M OF SUP3RHAROES BUT DMN IF WE DIDNT COM3 CLOS31!11 OMG WTF

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

marry him already!

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

* ducks &

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe I will!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

* flings self off eiffel tower, lands on simon le bon*

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

It's bad enough you killed yourself, but you have to take Simon with you?! I had no idea how destructive my love life was!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

haha - from Aidin Vaziri's interview with Dave Gahan:

Q: Have you ever gone to a karaoke bar and sung Duran Duran songs?

A: No, I haven't.

Q: Why not? Have you ever heard "Wild Boys"?

A: We have done karaoke a few times. In fact, Martin (Gore, Depeche Mode's songwriter) had a party at his house a couple of birthdays ago and he had a whole machine and everything, and I got up and sang the Rolling Stones' "Honky Tonk Women." There were a bunch of girls who got up there and sang the backing vocals. It was fun.

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I want Dave Gahan to sing "She's So Cold" at my funeral

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

But he kind of avoided the question of "Wild Boys".

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

he's evasive

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Obviously but that's kind of disappointing

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

that "barrel of a gun" song was disappointing

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Was NOT.

― There Is No Bad Depeche Album (Ned), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"It's No Good" totally made up for it though

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I will agree it is the superior song. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"Important Tool"

(to tangent back ... lifted straight from the Sun-Times caption)

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

revive!

with this picture:

http://www.bfro.net/images/sd_giganto_full.jpg

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Just a little off the top, Mr. Ashcroft, and no one will know you've had gall bladder surgery.

― Skottie, Tuesday, 9 March 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"I name this chimp........"

― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

‰Ž‚ÍŽ„‚Ì—F?l?A‚»‚ê‚Å‚ ‚é‚±‚Æ‘S‚‚ ‚é?B

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Please do not sit on my tasty chicken drumsticks, you motherfuckin' ape. Would you eat this? HUH?!

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Mufucka needs a bigger brush.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"What the..?? I asked you to put a crimp in my hair! a CRIMP!!"

"I've heard of crimping one's style, but styling one's chimp?"

"A brush with ape."

― m., Tuesday, 9 March 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

the 2nd one wld poss be made funnier/neater by replacing crimp/chimp with "ape", as in "aping one's style"

"Monkey 'Do"

"The Bonobowl Cut".

― m., Tuesday, 9 March 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

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