In order to help all the single men out there by saving them the trouble of finding girlfriends, I have decided to build a woman

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I am thinking of making her out of android parts, some Seranno ham, masking tape and metal antennae with blue electricity that crackles up and down. I will paint white stripes in her hair, which stands on end.

Feel free to add your own suggestions as I am quite happy to modify the design to suit your individual needs. Design your perfect robot-woman girlfriend here.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 06:43 (twenty-two years ago)

kelly lebrock to thread

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I'm sure there was a film about this....

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

some Seranno ham, masking tape and metal antennae with blue electricity that crackles up and down.

that's some weird science there

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

CJ, I'd like to apologise for the time my friend and I dropped a Slurpee on your head at the mall. It was immature, it was...

― A "Jock", Wednesday, 13 August 2003 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

...tomfoolery.

― Another "Jock", Wednesday, 13 August 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you making a vegetarian option?

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

kelly lebroccoli to thread

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

it must resemble Keisha Knightley perfectly

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

(Bits of) my creation--Is it real?
It's my creation--I do not know
No hesitation--No heart of gold
Just flesh and blood--I do not know
From my heart and from my hand
Why don't people understand
My intentions . . . . Oooh, weird . . . .
Weird science!!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

evil ambition
will be the ruin of us all.
you will build monsters.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

CJ, She needs a cute outfit. Maybe Donna can design a line for you.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

when i was still (not) writing for a sketch comedy group, a coupla the guys would warm up nightly by quoting the bar scene line for line to each other.

"fats, man, lemme tell you my story, man. Las' year, i was crazy insane for this little 8th grade bitch..."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

CJ, no offense, but before your creation goes into beta testing could you introduce me to some of these single men?
;^}

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.talkingpix.co.uk/Metropolis%20robot2.jpg

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I love ILE.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I would like the robot to be better than the real thing, so please give her some whiskers.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, have beer come out of her butt.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

that's....~~awesome~~disgusting

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

D0D MAK3 H3R T1TT1E3 L1KE LARRA KROFT!!!!

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread reminds me of Servotron!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i would just like to say that i was catatonic with disgust for a solid four minutes after reading dans post

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

butt beer¿

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

who is Kiesha Knightly???

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Keira Knightley's cousin from Philly.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

her name is too confusing, i shall hereon dub her Minxy Foxxtastic

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark P is spending a lot of time catatonic today.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

~~today~~ this summer

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.aliasmail.be/ecards/cards/card9.jpg

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Blimey! She'd make a handy table for putting your takeaway Vindaloo on.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, have beer come out of her butt.

BOOTY JUICE

NWH is in the house
to tell you punk little suckers what it's all about
When it comes to butts we are the masters
Ain't a butt with a kitty in front gettin past us
But there's a part of the butt that we want to introduce
it's nasty and wet and it's called booty juice

Chorus

That booty juice, juice, juice
That booty juice, juice, juice

Booty juice comes right from the source
Whats the source an ass of curse
The kind that spreads out extra wide
The kind that's nice when you come inside.
It's fresh an meaty all pasturized
But I always rise when I tap the thighs
'Cause I like'm big , I like'm greasy
I like'm round and I like'm easy
I like'm when the girls steps on the floor
Shake'n them booties just like a ho
I like it when it shakes in the pants so loose
but I love it when it's drippin -- that booty juice

Chorus

When booty juice falls gotta go for yours
When it's really wet you gotta mop the floor
When I look fine fade to dance
I make my decision by the shape of her pants
Cause the bigger the butt, the bigger the shake
the bigger the shake, the more it's gonna make that booty juice
Ain't made by hand but yes it does come from a can
Pop it open and take a sip careful not to catch you lip
In a can is where the river runs and quench your thirst between those buns

Chorus

See I like the fit with the nasty ass
the kind that hums when the shit goes past
Grab a cheek when the girl goes by
slap it hard make the booty juice fly
Yo baby doll pull down those tight draws
when your butt expands it'll slap the walls
I'll grab it from front and from behind
we'll do the nasty and do the grind
slip and slide all over the sheets
cause booty juice is just like grease
Buck so hard that your butt gets wet
put that ass in full effect
Take off those draws, take off that lace
have a seat on my face and let me taste
That booty juice

Chorus

Rusty Cundeiff and Larry Robinson
© 1994 Pecot Music Co. (ASCAP) & Eyeteecee Music (ASCAP)

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

BLech!! OUt out damn spot on my eyes and brain!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"sweat from ma balls..."

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread's JUST-NOT-RIGHT factor is accelerating at disturbing speeds.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

pleasing taste, some monsterism.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

so much for centaur booty

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Done it already...

Here...

― modj, Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

That one doesn't have butt beer.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe that's a job for the case-mod/ricer freaks.

it's all in the pleasing customization, yo.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

first you'd need to find cheek-sized kegs

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

That woould be here then

http://www.miltonbrewery.co.uk/purchase-beers.html

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

oops

I mean here :

http://www.miltonbrewery.co.uk/purchase-beers.html

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

How about keg-sized cheeks? (Cue DB's original centaur booty pic.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

NO PLEASE DOOOOOOOOON'T!!!!!!!!

― fear and loathing in nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.duclaw.com/IMAGES/logo_bareass.gif

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://digitecsolutions.com/shopsite_sc/store/html/media/GDG_Growler.jpg

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

[disgusting tubgirl reference]

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

THANK YOU MILLAR for finally going where I wanted to subliminally steer the thread.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 August 2003 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.kathrynbelzer.ca/scrapsbg.gif

― Prude (Prude), Thursday, 14 August 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.atarihq.com/tsr/nes/rob.jpg

our femmebot will need eyes.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 14 August 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

But, dude! Isn't Robby a dude?

― Prude (Prude), Thursday, 14 August 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i believe that Robby came out before Nintendo gendered all their products.

at least, that's what It told me.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 14 August 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

yuck.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 14 August 2003 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Taking Sides: Butt Beer vs. Snatch Beer.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 14 August 2003 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)

'butt beer for me, butt beer for you, i'll have a butt, you have one too'

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 14 August 2003 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i wanna go to Butt Gardens!

i don' wanna talk to Surly the Butt, tho.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 14 August 2003 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

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