Has There Ever, In The History Of The Human Race, Been A More Comprehensive Clot Than Shane Warne?

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There must have been, somewhere. Discuss.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Thursday, 14 August 2003 03:41 (twenty-three years ago)

duh, Mark Gastineau

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 14 August 2003 03:43 (twenty-three years ago)

George Best?

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 14 August 2003 04:38 (twenty-three years ago)

What gets me is how does Warney think he'll pull birds in the first place? He's as ugly as a hatful of arses, as my dad would say.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 14 August 2003 04:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Brett Lee's far more despicable to me. I can't express how repulsed I am by the "you fucking loser" expression he gives the bottom of the order batsman his superlative skills have just gotten out. Save it for the guys who can BAT, please.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 14 August 2003 05:01 (twenty-three years ago)

shane warne is k-klassik if for nothing other than finally providing an incontrovertible answer to "who ate all the pies?"

― etc, Thursday, 14 August 2003 07:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You misspelled "cunt".

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 14 August 2003 09:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Andrew, go a bit easy on Brett Lee. Yorking the opposition equivalent of Glenn McGrath is his crowning achievement these days.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Thursday, 14 August 2003 10:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Name one good looking Australian cricketer in the history of the game. It's a national embarassment. Every other team except England and New Zealand have had players who are widely ackowledged to be total spunkrats.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 14 August 2003 10:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Daniel Vettori

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 14 August 2003 10:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Geoff Thompson. I would have died to have his love.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 14 August 2003 10:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Is it true that Mark Waugh's team nickname was 'Afghanistan' (The forgotten war etc)

― Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 14 August 2003 10:35 (twenty-three years ago)

This reminds me, I had an argument about "superlative" w/Petra once, she didn't agree it could be used as an adjective. Maybe not, but it IS, right? Esp. sarcastically... admitting that Brett Lee is a fairly conventionally handsome man is about as easy as I think I can go on him.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 14 August 2003 10:36 (twenty-three years ago)

John Daly.

― David. (Cozen), Thursday, 14 August 2003 10:38 (twenty-three years ago)

'Name one good looking Australian cricketer in the history of the game.'

Tim May.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Thursday, 14 August 2003 10:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Merv Hughes

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 14 August 2003 10:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Also Phil Two should defend my bold choice of Daniel Vettori ad universally acknowledged spunk, if he reads this

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 14 August 2003 10:56 (twenty-three years ago)

And who could forget Greg Matthews.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Thursday, 14 August 2003 10:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Warney is about the only Aussie sportsman* I'll ever defend. He's the Aussie Tuffers.

* of course I now have to add Harry Kewell

― chris (chris), Thursday, 14 August 2003 11:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh man, I totally forgot I had a crush on Daniel Vettori, what have I been doing with my time!

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 14 August 2003 12:58 (twenty-three years ago)

i can understand every single word in this thread, but i don't have a single clue what you all are saying.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Chris, I hope you're a Liverpool follower, because that is about the only reasonable explanation for putting Harry Kewell and Lame Brain Shane in the same sentence.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Thursday, 14 August 2003 23:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I actually kinda thought Brett Lee was cute in the weetbix commercials *hides*.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 August 2003 00:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Brett Lee would be better looking if he didn't have a permanent kneeface expression.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 15 August 2003 00:56 (twenty-three years ago)

daniel vettori is a legal harry potter & thus pretty much the k-hottest thing on the interweb, right?

― etc, Friday, 15 August 2003 05:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Up till you made that comparison, maybe

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 15 August 2003 06:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Fred yes, my views on Australian sportsmen has been widely published elsewhere. Although Thorpey seems pretty ok too.

― chris (chris), Friday, 15 August 2003 07:37 (twenty-three years ago)

six years pass...

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,28383,26239457-10229,00.html

Warney to co-host top gear aus w/clarkson. Could be good tbh!

― Myspace Password Admin (wilter), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 01:23 (seventeen years ago)

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