Is this board affecting your performance in bed?

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For better or worse.

"Oh Bravo!" (I love the phrase 'performance in bed')

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 14 August 2003 07:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Not this board specifically, but too many hours in front of the computer are diminishing my stamina.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 14 August 2003 07:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Definitely not!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 14 August 2003 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Possibly it is improving it if anything. The more my brane is stimulated, you know...

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 14 August 2003 08:06 (twenty-two years ago)

But but but Nick you hated the phrase "good in bed"!

I am sleeping well at the moment, if that's what the question means.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 14 August 2003 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

There's a fine line between love and hate, Mark.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 14 August 2003 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

the right hand fingers works pretty well despite all the extra typing i have to do.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 14 August 2003 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)

If you guys are into Asian girls, the best bet are special condos in the San Gabriel area. This is where most Asian delights are. However they are very low profile, and normally accomodate Asian clients only. For $120 to $150, you get a good massage and wonderful sex with a young hot Chinese girl. Most of these girls are from China, Vietnam, and Taiwan. Go buy a newspaper called Sing Tao daily, and at the back of the the special section, there are over 50 to 60 ads place byt the girls. These are classified ads and in chinese, not the obvious commercial ad. However they are in chinese, but if you can get someone who can tell you the section, make your calls and you will find a few who will take non-Asian client. These girls do not discrimininate but they are always afraid of cops. Since they don't speak much English, they are wary of anyone not Asian. If you want a sure way to enjoy tight, juicy Asian cuties, there is one place you may want to check out. It's sort of a membership Asian call ring. Check out www.deary.com. I have used them before but they are kind of expensive. Most girls are models, students and secretaries and most speak good English. A pop do you $200 to $450 in the pocket, so if you have the bankroll this kind of pleasure, go for it. Membership is about $150 if I am not mistaken for 1 year. I have stopped using them co's it's too costly. Now I found several places around San Gabriel which offer lots of varieties for much less. Enjoy. (I am not associated with www.deary.com in any way. I do not recommend them, but this is my suggestion and alternative if you want to get into the inner circle of Asian chicks without going through the newspaper ad route).

― hoist, Thursday, 14 August 2003 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Trust Julio to take the tone back to fifth form sniggering...

N., is that the pitch for the film rights to our lives?

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 14 August 2003 10:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm, an interesting post there! Not Marc C obv! ;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 14 August 2003 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Obv. Sigh.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 14 August 2003 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

One of the lessons I have learned from hard experience is that when ILE is more interesting than my relationship, then that is a sign that I am in the wrong relationship.

― kate at suzy;s house (suzy), Thursday, 14 August 2003 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I should hope so.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 14 August 2003 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, but we've all been in so many WRONG relationships...

― kate at suzy's house (suzy), Thursday, 14 August 2003 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay Kate! How are you? Hope all is well for you!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 14 August 2003 11:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay kate!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 14 August 2003 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha yeah this board is affecting my sleeping patterns.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 August 2003 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm happy to see kate's name here too!

Chris V. gives NA and I lots of good ideas for what to do in bed. Bingo!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 14 August 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

That's disgusting.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 August 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Playing bingo in bed is pretty tame for ILE I'd have thought

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 14 August 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I take it the English aren't familiar with the schoolyard song about the dog named Bingo - "B.I.N.G.O. and Bingo was his name-o!"

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 August 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I am! Wish I wasn't now though.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 14 August 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

You gotta post it! Come on!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 14 August 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

There was a farm had a dog and Bingo was his name, oh. B I N G O B I N G O B I N G O and Bingo was his name, oh.

Repeat ad infinitum, reducing the letters in "B I N G O" by one until you run out of letters and there is just a lengthy silence between the "oh" and the "and".

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Apply that to the other ILE-y meaning of Bingo, and SHAZAM! You got tantra!

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

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