This be the thread where you think of all the soppy, crappy, useless blonde crying actress types that Chris Martin could've abused his current "Heat" magazine fame by pulling instead of Gwyn...

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The man is famous, he's clearly enjoying abusing it (sample quote pre-fame "oh man, I never got laid until I was 22, I'm so un-shaggable, oh woe is me etc etc". Sample quote post fame "That notch is for Natalie Imbruglia and this one is for Gwyn etc etc") so what soppy, crappy, useless blonde crying actress types would you shag if you were Chris?

There's gotta be some better ones, even some credible ones. Reese Witherspoon perhaps (I know she's married but, hey, that's rock n roll right?)? Sarah Michelle Gellar? What about Drew Barrymore or Cameron Diaz or both at the same time?

The man needs help, so come on and help him...

― Calz (Calz), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Barbara Windsor

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Your mum.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Jane Wyman

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

This reminds me, I was reading a NYT article about the depletion of fish populations and there was a long quote toward the end from Callum Roberts [sic], a fisheries expert!

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

...in the UK, I should add!

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Doris Day

― Saskia, Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Doris Day was not useless or soppy and I challenge you a duel to defend her honor!

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Hedwig

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn, found out as a fisheries expert.

― Calz (Calz), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Larcole please confirm it was NOT you that started this thread!

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

oh okay, i KNOW it wasn't

well i'll leave you all to roll in the aisles as always happens with Calz threads...yes...

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

But on the plus side there's some pretty sweet goodies for offer in a compo prizes a certain web site right now...

― Calz (Calz), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I honestly think that Chris and Barbara could be very happy together. She is more of a muse than Gwyn could ever be.

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Just click your ruby red slippers together and repeat indignantly "I do not hate women! I am not a misogynist! Why doesn't anyone like me? Waaaaah!"

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmm

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

" People tend to get interested in celebrities at times when they are looking for direction in life, as in their teenage years."

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Things are disappearing from this thread. Nickalicious's post has left, making mine nonsensical.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

nick that's disguting! how could you?! i mean, is that even possible?!

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

He's not soppy, crappy, useless, blonde, or even a gurl, but still :

http://www.angryasianman.com/images/angry/alleong.jpg

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ewca.ru/images/person/image/280.jpg
C'mon Chris, you wanna learn what real love is?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Slagging off Gwyn and Chris = misogyny/ celeb worship?

Do you people even THINK about anything?

― Calz (Calz), Thursday, 14 August 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Jack Black as Billy Corgan?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 August 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I do kinda want to see School of Rock

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 14 August 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I'm curious/worried.

(pretty much my constant state of affairs)

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 14 August 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Paris Hilton or he could just date a wilted overcooked parsnip.

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd have made a bee-line for Sherilyn Fenn myself.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bwgreyscale.com/ads01/adv_2022.JPG

http://www.nucliawaste.com/parsnip.jpg

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

ooh, that was big.. sorry.

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

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