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Can I lead the revolution? I have this image in my mind and it involves camoflauge hot pants and a really tight camo jacket and also a belt of bullets. I see no reason to actually wear this outfit unless I'm either singing "Your Disco Needs You" or running a revolution.
-- Ally (mlescau...), August 14th, 2003. (mlescaut) (later) (link)

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See, this outfit is where the "fending off a lone intruder" strategy falls down.
-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), August 14th, 2003. (tracerhand) (later) (link)

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Depends on the intruder.
-- Ally (mlescau...), August 14th, 2003. (mlescaut) (later) (link)

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take me to yer leader, and all that
-- Tad (llamasfu...), August 14th, 2003. (llamasfur) (later) (link)

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Vous etes jamais seuls
Vous savez ce qu'il faut faire
Ne laissez pas tomber votre nation
La disco a besoin de vous!
-- Ally (mlescau...), August 14th, 2003. (mlescaut) (later) (link)

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Die Astrologie will aus dem Lauf und der Stellung der Sterne die Zukunft der Mensche deuten.
-- Tad (llamasfu...), August 14th, 2003. (llamasfur) (later) (link)

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I'm trying to find this outfit online and I'm finding out that there's really not enough exploration of the "sexy sargeant" genre in the world of costume lingerie. Why is dressing like a "sexy police officer" somehow more erotic? Hang on, I'm just going to start another thread for this.
-- Ally (mlescau...), August 14th, 2003. (mlescaut) (later) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

it's the lovely rita meter maid thing

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I was so wrong. I'm buying ALL OF THOSE.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Your search - erotic camouflage - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.
- Try fewer keywords.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Especially the sailor one, that's what I'm wearing for Halloween this year, fuck Lara Croft in the goddamned ear.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Your search - erotic camouflage - did not match any documents.

Tell that to Gang of Four!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

turbonegro

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously though, like why is "Sexy Nurse" like somehow totally a normal thing to search for a costume of but "Sexy G.I." not so much? Am I so out of touch with everyone else? I don't think so. I mean, really, I've even seen "Sexy Nun" tons of times, wtf is that.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm trying to summon Nicole to thread...

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

original idea sounds just like Madonna in the 'American Life' video, woo

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

because until recently, there weren't as many female GI's but there were lots of female nurses and female nuns?

enemas may have something to do with the nurse thing, too.

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Sexy gastrointestinal?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

stevem, I'm going to beat you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

sexy colonoscopy

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

You succeeded! I need to buy that outfit, forget all that Agent Provocateur crap.

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

how about the sexy clown look?

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.pornclownposse.com

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

stevem, I'm going to beat you

to death with my own shoes? or in the 'dress up like Madonna' pageant?

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.3wisheslingerie.com/images/secretary-d.jpg

To distract the colonoscopy tangent.

Nicole, I am so down with the pirate shit it's not even funny, that's almost as good as the Sailor outfit. I hope it comes with a real knife though.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

It's bad enough to like clowns, let alone want to get off on them.

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

If I wasn't at work I would order the pirate outfit right now.

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

how many threads must
a man read down / before he
knows it's by ally?

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally you look nice in that photo, kinda sophistimacated

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oh baby, I want you to probe my duodenum! HAWTT!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

well, god only knows what those horny clowns have stashed away in those baggy pants and why

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never been gladder that I've turned images off than I am right now.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha I got this page up at work right now! I really need the Pirate outfit and the Sailor outfit and also probably that weird GI bra/panties plus helmet (??? I guess it's to protect you from the headboard)

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

ulp

http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/1CC/pdPH1CC0006.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

those pix give a new meaning to the phrase, "let's fuck like bunny rabbits"

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

that weird GI bra/panties

I have never been gladder that I didn't join the Army than I am right now.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Mary to thread too!

http://www.3wisheslingerie.com/images/poodle-w2.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

neck-eels are so a good look

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Nothing says "OMIGOD HAWTT DO ME!" like a glistening lamprey draped across the shoulders.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.woodinville.com/location/scrapbook/bassetbee.gif

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"where am i find a girl of marriage to wear sexy militarah garb?"

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

in my apartment!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Nothing says "OMIGOD HAWTT DO ME!" like a glistening lamprey draped across the shoulders.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, you should turn images back on, I promise!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 August 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

One of those chixors looks like Jewel.

― ModJ, Thursday, 14 August 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, Dan, you are actually missing out on good shit.

http://www.3wisheslingerie.com/images/captainhooker-l.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Arr, bitch.

― ModJ, Thursday, 14 August 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I AM AT A VERY EXPOSED CUBICLE AT WORK.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 August 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Then whip out your wang and start wankin right there d00d!

(and they won't even give a second thought to the beauties on your monitor DO YOU SEE!?!)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 August 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I need new pants

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 14 August 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I need new shoes

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Thursday, 14 August 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Millar, you need something. You need the Rapture.

― Fecal Jesus (mawill), Thursday, 14 August 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I need the fucking NYC telecom network to stop being all backed up like the second floor shitters round noontime

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 14 August 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

No you dont. You need $10/bucket o beer night. Im right. Admit it.

― Fecal Jesus (mawill), Thursday, 14 August 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Whining about it aint going to do any good. Your tears arent magically going to give power to the overtaxed local branch exchanges 'round the world. Beer.

― Fecal Jesus (mawill), Thursday, 14 August 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 18 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Due to the influx of pirates just above, my day has been made.

I can say only, 'yarr, bring it the fuck over here, you salty dog.'

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

somewhere in manhattan there's a sweaty pirate tonight

Yeah, seriously, it was fucking sweaty. These people all still stink, it's gross. It's like, I took a shower, why can't any of you? Thank god for slutty clothing otherwise I probably would've drowned in sweat.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

So anyway, if I buy this for Halloween will I get arrested for impersonation?

http://www.3wisheslingerie.com/images/sexycop-l.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

No. I think real police women's boots are under the knee. You'll be fine.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok good. I was getting upset for a few minutes.

Seriously I need to buy a pile of these things.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

The international page is almost as good as the Military page, actually. I want to get ALL the German costumes. I hope that's what people really look like in Germany.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

ME TOO!

― nickalicious aka pavlov's horndog (nickalicious), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Things that I've just decided are played out:

School Girl
French Maid

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

not with me they dam well aint

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

this is quite possibly the best thread i have ever seen...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I've done French Maid so many times, it's old school now. And I dress like these schoolgirl outfits basically just about every single time I go out, so it's not really at all sexy now.

Where is Sam???
http://www.3wisheslingerie.com/images/lonestar-es.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

are there any clown outfits ally?

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

pies?

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

No. No clowns. There are some women dressed up like bees though.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

no way!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

going OUT dressed as a schoolgirl was surely always Dud - here you would just get mistaken for a) an actual schoolgirl (but just count yourself lucky you're not in Japan) or b) School Disco clientele (shudder)

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I have got caught SO many times by other workmates when looking at this thread. I look like a pervert who's scared to look at anything properly filthy. The worst kind of pervert!

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

mark you are the worst kind of pervert, just come out and admit it and everything will be fine...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously. Dude. Come on. I have my next ten Halloweens plotted out right now.

http://www.3wisheslingerie.com/inga-w.jpg

stevem: are you suggesting dressing up like a school girl for other means? I certainly am only suggesting these as going out clothing, obviously...? C'mon, you people are all so dirty minded. In NO WAY do I have plans on buying ANY OF THIS ever for anything besides Halloween costumes and in no way did I have a really obnoxiously loud conversation about this over the cell phone with any man at all, certainly not my boyfriend, while my boss was standing right behind me, slackjawed. NOT AT ALL shut up.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

luckily no-one is watching me, plus i have images turned off, tho all the ones here are jaw-drop plate-smash-over-head-and-wolf-whistle stuff...i don't know whether to cry or jerk off

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

disgraceful... *tuts at the both of you*

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought the Valkyrie's breasts were okay Dave

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I've just gotten confused yet again.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't know whether to cry or jerk off

I think you just summed up this board in a nutshell.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I was told not to buy this but it's pretty awesome so I'm just putting forth that someone reading this thread should buy this, especially since I won't have it ergo I won't accidentally show up at the same place dressed same as you:

http://www.3wisheslingerie.com/images/bootcamp-l.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i will never buy this!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

if TATU do indeed have a future then i guess its time for them to take off those white shirts and blue blouses and...

sorry i haven't figured out the next part yet

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Well maybe stevem might wear it.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Welcome to my new game! It is called "Sexy or Momus?"

http://www.3wisheslingerie.com/images/pirateset-l.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

what is this if not sexy?

http://www.base58.com/stuff/momusjacko.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

next week's wardrobe:

http://www.3wisheslingerie.com/images/bat-s.jpg
http://www.3wisheslingerie.com/images/gangster-c.jpg
http://www.3wisheslingerie.com/images/camouflageskirtset-l.jpg
http://www.3wisheslingerie.com/images/alpinegirl-l.jpg
http://www.3wisheslingerie.com/images/mermaid-l.JPG

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a hat that looked just like that. I have no idea why I noticed that.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

(I went to high school in a John Hughes movie, obviously.)

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

No, it was just New Hampshire.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

There was nothing New Hampshire-appropriate about wearing a hat that didn't say John Deere on it.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

You're forgetting 'CAT' 'Agway' and 'Skidoo'

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

My town was even an Agway ... uh ... whatchamacallit! We had like 30 varieties of corn they were testing out there. A ... testerplacetownthing ... one of those. We were that. With corn.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Then you should feel doubly ashamed.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

(I like how we've gone from sex vikings to trucker hats)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

The Vikings will be back. They always are.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

OK. So far we've covered sex, revolution, Kylie Minogue, truckers, and Momus. Can someone please photoshp that pic of Gareth onto one of these girls and we can just close ILX down for good?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

you forgot!! Michael Hutchence!!

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

You want Gareth photoshopped onto Michael Hutchence?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

see that line? we do not cross that line. ever.

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

FOR REAL!

*mumble grumble autoasphyxiation mumble grumble*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Imagine my surprise. I leave ILX and come back to visit and find this page.

Has no one on this site got any guts in real life?

http://missionofburma.com/camocamcrop.jpg

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Saturday, 16 August 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, my thong matches.

Don't worry, Alex. I'm only after Ned Raggett.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Saturday, 16 August 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"You succeeded! I need to buy that outfit, forget all that Agent Provocateur crap."
-- Larcole

Oh, please.

For those of us that have worn the police uniform during the day

Agent Provocateur rocks at night!

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Saturday, 16 August 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't worry, Alex. I'm only after Ned Raggett.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 August 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

WHICH WAY DID HE GO?

http://missionofburma.com/holdphotos/messageboards/opdgraduation.jpg

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Saturday, 16 August 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

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