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I'm basically going to be on ILE the whole working day, and while I know I don't actually *deserve* a thread of my own, I'm feeling self-indulgent and hope you'll humour me.

Talk about anything to me. Please! If this thread gets no answers, I shall hang myself live online at 6pm.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark - how the devil are you sweetie? pls dont hang yourself.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark, have you got MSn messenger? If you have, my name is nick@beatbay.co.uk. Feel free to come and talk to me if you want some rigorous slagging.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:14 (twenty-two years ago)

oh yeah me too!

these pics come up when you search for Mark C on that there google thingamy! I hope they make you smile!
http://www.foolproof-foods.com/images/Mark%20C%20Pierce%20news_JSCovington.jpg
http://www.illeffect.crcn.net/images/vanc5/mark.c.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Pinkie, you've already spared me! Actually, I'm not in a down mood at all, despite what the above and my comment on James's thread might have indicated. I just want to be showered with attention and kept busy :)

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:16 (twenty-two years ago)

can Karl Hyde get us both a job?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Almost certainly not. Unless you're a dwarf. Are you a dwarf?

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:19 (twenty-two years ago)

yay mark!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:21 (twenty-two years ago)

dwarf anyone?
http://www.the-forum.com/toys/images/dwarf.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll take the third on the right. It reminds me of Nick Southall. I've always wanted a Nick Southall I can fit in my pocket.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Hiiiiiiii-Hoooooooooo!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The one with the blowjob lips is also appealing...

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Seems to be just me and you online at the moment, Sarah. And the person taking the piss.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:29 (twenty-two years ago)

that blowjob lips dwarf also has the horrified stare of realising that he's just been slipped it up the wrong 'un.

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah you shouldn't have responded, but I did post you a little pressie on there!! go look!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

j0e - i am horrified & slightly aroused! heh heh!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

What is it with ILXor chixor and bum sex??

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

three hail marys for you then luv

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't make me post the kittie pic again!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

spoken like a true submissive

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:34 (twenty-two years ago)

If you post the kitty pic again I'll show you in graphic detail why you shouldn't have posted it. With my fist.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Stevem, just ask James!
Mark, after all i've done for you on this thread. *folds arms*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:36 (twenty-two years ago)

don't knock mark's first til you've tried it

(sorry, don't know what's got into me this morning....but it definitely wasn't mark's fist)

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:37 (twenty-two years ago)

typos really ruin things huh?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't mean fist in that sense.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

hooray!

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

so will you be playing football with B&S again before the Summer is out?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I doubt it - I think they're finished their album and retired up north for the duration. However, it'd be a shame not to have a Sinister vs ILX rematch before the weather turns, no?

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

fisting indeed. How quickly this thread has gone down hill!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

what else goes down quickly?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

you?

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Steve,steve,steve. *ruffles steve's hair*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

hey Vic! Welcome. I'm the host with the most, pinkie is my beautiful assistant, j0e my sideshow bob and stevem the heckler. Whatcha up to?

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)

*runs past naked*

Every good show needs a streaker, right? After I've put my clothes back on (actually I really WAS naked at my place of work this morning, but that's another story...) I have to go to lunch, but I'm sure I'll be back to give you afternoon tips for fun, Mark!

*mwah*

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:55 (twenty-two years ago)

does this mean that I'm going to get sent to prison despite my excellent knowledge of argentinian wines?

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

not before you step on about 15 rakes in quick succession

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes. Yes it does. Nice hair though.

I want to see Archel's tips.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope some of the yanks contribute to this thread when they wake up. I'm sad that there's been no antipodean action. Admittedly, I'm not making it very interesting, but, y'know, that's what other people are for.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

the first time i met Mark C he was blowing my mind with an awesome rendition of the Spice Girls '2 Become 1' at the ILX karaoke night.

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh sure you deserve yr own thread, why not

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

oh yes I remember that. it was breathtaking and I half-expected to see him sitting down next to a nancy-boy footballer with an alice band.

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Despite being another person I don't see my arrival adding much interest, sorry

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

and I half-expected to see him sitting down next to a nancy-boy footballer with an alice band

bu half-expected you mean 'wished with all your heart'?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Will you introduce me to Kevin Cooper?

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark, we people who start boring pointless threads should stick together.

― Thicker than Cat Power's pubes, Friday, 15 August 2003 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)

As the beautiful assistant (thanks Mark!!) I command that Archel tell us here nakedness at work story!

No Mark stay away it's a trap!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Boring and pointless to you, pubes. I'm rather enjoying it - perhaps you'll have more fun on your own.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to run a sweepstakes on how long it takes D**mie to tell you to stop starting pointless threads about yourself.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

mark c's thread is not boring! - mark., i wanted to know: how many days a week do u wear corduroys? (are u _now_?) and do u have pics of you on your webpage, if you have a webpage ?

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 94 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

He got smacked on the bonce apparently Mark, out next ball.

― chris (chris), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, that sucked a bit. And now Harmison's thwacking them all over the ground. Bring on the South Africa openers and then see what he can do...

Ned, it's called the "prostate".

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

dan & ned u 2 r bad, bad!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

You're welcome!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

*duff man voice* oooooooohhhhhh yeaaaaaaahhhhh.....

http://www.beavertheband.co.uk/mrsheep/images/horny.gif

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahahha j0e, you are my new hero!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I nicked it off b3ta

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

b3ta will be the most cringingly unfashionable website in 12 months - true or false?

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

If I was a journalist and had to write a profile-type piece about Mark, I'd want to call it: "Mark Cassarole: A Bit Of A Dish"

(that was already true a year ago, mark)

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't want to talk about Mark C. He hates me

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, I can't make my face into a heart.

Anyway, I don't hate you. At all! I said I wanted to *be* you on the wife swap thread. Caramba!

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

finding a big ol' hair growing out of your ear that you never noticed but are convinced everyone else has noticed for weeks - classic or dud?

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

classic!

― victor kiam (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Better than a big ol' ear growing out of your hair.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Wife swapping??? The electricity goes out one day and suddenly we're all wife swapping? Sickening.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

j0e - you are still my hero!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

aw.

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

My head is so shiny I can use it to burn ants.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Joe, you are the perv beneath her wings.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

ssshhhh ned, they'll hear you!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

New and improved perv - now with wings!

*insert (DO YOU SEE?) Prince Charles comment here.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I still need clarification on placing of 'it'. I choose to ignore references to sanitary products.

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

They're my wings, j0e is beneath them!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

haha that souns sooooo bad!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Bette Midler's got a lot to answer for

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, how dare she die tragically (and fictionally), the bitch. It ruined my afternoon.

Yes, Archel, that "it".

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Clare Rayner to thread!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I cried at that film :-(

Mind you, I also cried at the ending of The Sixth Sense

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Bette Midler is dead?

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh sorry. Duh. Just wishful thinking I guess.

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not sure that Clare Rayner isn't dead though. I know she was on the brink.

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

It's 4.30! It's Friday! I can start drinking beer in an hour! Who's with me?

Niedemeyer? Dead!

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Yessum!
Just cos she's dead j0e, doesnt mean she cant post!! *tuts*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Beer!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Luna! Yes, beer!

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks for much fun today! I'm off home now! Have good w/e's now ya hear? xxx

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks to you Pinkx0r - have a smashing and celebratory weekend!

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Even though it's only 9 am, I would do this for you, Mark... because I care.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi Mark!

― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

You'd intoxicate yourself before the sun is over the yardarm? For me? Why, that's the nicest thing.

Hey Rosemary Jil-bear. Comment ca va? Was the blackout fun or hellish?

I'm sorry I've been the anti-wit in this thread. I think Doomie may have had a point :/

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

The wind beneath your beef curtains.

(Sorry I vanished, just had a two hour meeting.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

But a stunningly clunky shaft of rudeness from Dan makes everything alright again :)

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi M.ark, I got to eat ice cream and a gyro and watch Grease on tv, so it was ok

― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I would. I'm a giver!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooh, *shaft of rudeness*.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan's shaft is beyond rudeness. It's meta, yo.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

hope you enjoyed your thread mark

nightie night

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Um.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

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