Street Fighter 2: Poetry Edition

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"THE STRONGEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD"
I am the strongest woman in the world.
There is no chance for you to beat me!
You should all kneel down before me!
I am the strongest woman in the world.

I'm the strongest woman in this
Or any world!
I expected better.
Why do I expect so much?

I am the strongest woman in the world.
I am the strongest woman in the world.
I am.
Chun-Li

"I'M YOUNG, BUT YOU'RE PATHETIC!"
Your missing teeth will...
(Lord Bison must be protected!)
Your missing teeth will...
(Don't try to confuse me.)
Your missing teeth will...
(I have my instructions!)
Your missing teeth will...
(Don't mess with me)
Remind you of my victory.

I am young...
... but you're pathetic!

Cammy

"(I) DON'T HAVE TIME FOR AMATEURS!"
If you're going to fight,
Fight for real.
I expected better.

I'm too smart
to fall for your stupid patterns.
I expected better.

Why waste my time?
You'll just keep losing!

I don't have time for amateurs!

Chun-Li

"A BETTER REASON TO FIGHT"
I'm not just cute!
I am a serious fighter!
I'm sorry if I hit you there too hard!
I'm just doing my duty.

So weak,
Why do I care about the likes of you?

Please don't take it personal!
You haven't seen my best yet!
Please let me show you!
You'd be great if you found a better reason to fight!

Chun-Li

"WHEN THIS TOURNAMENT IS OVER"
No. I've never thrown any of my bracelets away. Why do you ask?
Once this tournament is over, then I will...
Victory is nice, but I have no time to celebrate...
It's been much too long since I've been in a fair fight...

I've never thrown any of my bracelets away.
Am I still the strongest woman in the world?

Chun-Li

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Also off digiworld, this:

SCENE: Space. Enter Mainwaring & Wilson
MAINWARING: Now, Wilson, this just won't do. The men are - Glk! Glghh! (HE DIES.)
WILSON: Captain Mainwaring? Oh dear, this is - aaarghh! Chhkkhh! (HE DIES.)
(Enter Corporal Jones & Private Fraser)
JONES: Don't panic! Don't - hrrrghhh! (DIES.)
FRASER: We're doo - urghk! (DIES.)
VOICEOVER (AS BODIES FLOAT AROUND): Dad's Army in Space Without Helmets, tonight at 8pm on BBC1.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

genius.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Street Fighter. It's been discussed for years. Mainly "Why are people still playing this?" and "Can I 'be' Goro?"

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

STOP FUCKING DOING THE HUNDRED HAND SLAP

Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 16 August 2003 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

!

That mong guy that's shit, Monday, 1 October 2007 10:39 (eighteen years ago)

Goro = Mortal Kombat innit

ken c, Monday, 1 October 2007 10:43 (eighteen years ago)

I think that was the point.

I just remembered how good SF3 is and bought the anniversary collection on E-bay, again.

That mong guy that's shit, Monday, 1 October 2007 10:47 (eighteen years ago)

yes, you CAN be Goro

DG, Monday, 1 October 2007 10:49 (eighteen years ago)

watch out
i am going to knock out
your teeth
because
my name is
zangief

ken c, Monday, 1 October 2007 10:52 (eighteen years ago)

my name on the fighers register
reads "Honda, Ed"
i am going to hit you
on da head

ken c, Monday, 1 October 2007 10:57 (eighteen years ago)

i think you're a wanker
don't mess with the blanka
or you will rue
the day i went arrrrrgguuuuuuuuuu
with no one else to blame
as i bite off your brain

ken c, Monday, 1 October 2007 11:01 (eighteen years ago)

guile will
kill you while
changing his hair
style

ken c, Monday, 1 October 2007 11:06 (eighteen years ago)

I'm the one they call Chun Li
the girl who kicks and hits
I know what you'd really like to see:
it's my effing tits.

Tuomas, Monday, 1 October 2007 11:10 (eighteen years ago)

my name is cammy
hey let's have a bout
it's good that my fanny
doesn't wear out

ken c, Monday, 1 October 2007 11:13 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry, everyone

That mong guy that's shit, Monday, 1 October 2007 11:22 (eighteen years ago)

When will e honda overcome across the wash? An arriving pipeline pipelines e honda before the crushing concentrate. E honda travels hot dog underneath a curious thrust. Hot dog bells e honda in a radical slot. Hot dog bombs e honda. Does a bye victory provision e honda?

latebloomer, Monday, 1 October 2007 11:24 (eighteen years ago)

My name is Guile and I'm on tha scene,
Kickin it young 'n' mean 'n' lean,

My hair is spiked with a flat, flat top,
Don't fuck wit me or you get tha drop,

All you candyass niggas gonna meet your doom,
Kicking yo asses with a sonic BOOM!

*boom-boom, sonic-sonic boom-boom*
*boom-boom, sonic-sonic boom-boom*

mei, Monday, 1 October 2007 11:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ePYxO-KgXT4

latebloomer, Monday, 1 October 2007 12:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=H5jzl5761Zw

latebloomer, Monday, 1 October 2007 12:09 (eighteen years ago)

she didn't say "yatta!"

ken c, Monday, 1 October 2007 12:13 (eighteen years ago)

mrswygart have my babies asap plz

andi, Monday, 1 October 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

ten years pass...

https://www.redbull.com/us-en/events/street-fighter-2-remix-project
sound pack for free download

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 21:58 (eight years ago)

and yes, this is the right thread

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 21:58 (eight years ago)


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