Crispian Mills Sucks

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thank you.

― Abusive User (King Kobra), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Those of us down the pub, who know him affectionately as "Sugarpuss", would beg to differ. The preceding was a paid announcement.

― Aimless, Friday, 15 August 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, so he's an alkie too eh?

― Abusive User (King Kobra), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

See here now, that's about enough out of you.

Me and the lads don't like it when some short-legged little wowser like you tries to jack Crispian around, just because he's pretty and you won't never be pretty, even if someone was to stick a bouquet of posies up your arse, which nobody won't ever do seeing as how they'd have to pick some posies first and we can't be bothered, see? Now you run along before you get your knickers run through a wringer or something equally unpleasant we ain't decided yet.

― Aimless, Friday, 15 August 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay.

― Abusive User (King Kobra), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow. There are still people who care about Crispian Mills?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

If the pay was right, missy, I'd care about my own grandmother.

― Aimless, Friday, 15 August 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, I think a Kula Shaker 'greatest hits' came out recently. I use quotes because I find the concept hard to imagine.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

If the pay was right, missy, I'd care about my own grandmother.

So you weren't being facetious about your comment about being a paid announcement.

― Abusive User (King Kobra), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Kula Shaker greatest hits!!! Wow. That's kind of like the Gene greatest hits I saw in Tower once, I mean why?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yes.

Kollected - the greatest hits of Kula Shaker.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus wept. I thought you had scarpered. Pay or no pay, I'd probably smack a short-legged little wowser like you, just for the fun of it.

― Aimless, Friday, 15 August 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

No, please don't hurt me-- or I might be forced to kill your hero, Crispian Mills, which would permanently end your dreams of a Kula Shaker reunion.

― Abusive User (King Kobra), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Makes no odds to me, mate, but if you're going to stand there with your mug hanging out, buy us a round or shove off. Crispian already stood us three times over, so he's the man in my book until I see your sodding money come out of your sodding pocket, Jack.

― Aimless, Friday, 15 August 2003 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Kula Shaker greatest hits!!!

Did they just re-release the "Tattva" single, then?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 16 August 2003 08:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeez, aimless . . . .

http://www.pub.umich.edu/daily/1997/may/05-14-97/arts/arts3.html

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 16 August 2003 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Now that Crispian's buggered off with the girl who served the drinks, I don't mind saying he's a wanking eejit. But rule number one says, when a wanking eejit's standing rounds and another wanking eejit tries to draw him into the alley for a little knockabout, get between 'em quick and let the rounds continue.

Say, Lynskey, you ain't bought a round yet... *wink*

― Aimless, Saturday, 16 August 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

People fight about Crispian Mills?

― Larcole (Nicole), Saturday, 16 August 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

it's been on sale since january, if anyone cares:

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf900/f928/f92803n0jlc.jpg

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 16 August 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

and gawd, it's the ugliest and most artless album cover i've seen in a long time.

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 16 August 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

That, my lad, is Crispian Mills in cling film and no mistake.

― Aimless, Saturday, 16 August 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

wasn't there a fanzine ages ago named "i fucking hate crispian mills" or something to that effect? i remember reading something about it.

― sand.y, Saturday, 16 August 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

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