at what age do people STOP having sex?

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(or is this a non-question?)

it just hit me the other day that people often talk about the FIRST time they had sex, but i haven't heard anyone talk about the LAST time they had sex (as in "the last time EVER" not the most recent time, you know whati mean). of course there is no ONE answer anyone can give to the title question, but anyway. i'm just wondering - if people are doing it regularly with their spouse - how would it come about that they stop doing it altogether. i wonder, does the guinness book of records have an entry for the oldest couple ever to get it on? alternatively, post smutty anecdotes about elderly people.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Saturday, 16 August 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I haven't had sex since turning 44, so maybe 44 is the answer. I hope not.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 16 August 2003 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"Fancy some knickers, laddie? *snicker drool*"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1910000/images/_1913270_benny150.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 16 August 2003 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Snickerdoodle?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 August 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

did you ever see that episode of king of the hill where hank goes blind when he sees his elderly mother having sex? HAR HAR! that made me larf.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Saturday, 16 August 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

kilian u r surely slammed

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 16 August 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

That Old Guy Who Went In For Some Kind Of Cancer Surgery Recently And Woke Up Minus His Dick And Balls to thread.

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 16 August 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

The pastor that married my wife and I is in his early 80's. His wife had died a couple of years earlier at 79 and he told us that he and his wife never stopped having sex.

― Dan I., Sunday, 17 August 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Err.. Until her death, of course.

― Dan I., Sunday, 17 August 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

My sister works at a nursing home, and has a catalogue full of disgusting stories to tell about accidentally walking in on nursing home residents getting it on. So I don't think it ever really ever stops.

― Larcole (Nicole), Sunday, 17 August 2003 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, Dan I., now you ruined it for me.

Though I have to wonder about the context this discussion came up in.

"Thank you for your condolences. It has been a trying time."

"We can imagine, Father. *pause* So, we had a question..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 17 August 2003 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

dan's story is touching and makes me think of zombie blowjobs.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 17 August 2003 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

the answer is clearly one hundred and three

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 17 August 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I walked in on my grandad having sex man, it was hideous (but of course beautiful and lovely that he has sex etc, nevertheless it was still hideous, but still beautiful and lovely...no,no...it was hideous. HIDEOUS)

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 17 August 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't most people measure their health on the extent to which they are keen on sex? If so, only the terminally ill who have given up hope on recovery are out of it.

And sorry for crossing your puerile paths, jewelly, but genitals are not prerequisite for sex.

― nestmanso (nestmanso), Sunday, 17 August 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

And sorry for crossing your puerile paths, jewelly ...

Hmm, a bit defensive there, nestmanso ... Nevertheless, you're not the first to regret crossing my puerile path. :=D

― jewelly (jewelly), Sunday, 17 August 2003 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

how many people here would honestly answer the question of what age they were when they had sex LAST?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2003 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I would.

― jewelly (jewelly), Sunday, 17 August 2003 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Because I'm puerile.

(I'm so happy to have been reminded of that word ...)

― jewelly (jewelly), Sunday, 17 August 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

i have decided to become celibate.

― anthony easton (anthony), Sunday, 17 August 2003 08:17 (twenty-two years ago)

About the pastor thing: he's a really cool guy and we spent many hours counseling with him about every aspect of our relationship before the marriage. He brought up the sex thing himself.

Anthony: at least until another hot and willing guy comes along eh? ;)
(ps: i'm drunk i hope that's not offensive i'll look in the morning but if it is i apologize in advance).

― Dan I., Sunday, 17 August 2003 08:33 (twenty-two years ago)

but from a technical point of view, doesnt it get a bit too dry up there, for an old lady any way. i got propositioned by a 60yr old lady at a pub about a week ago, and i was kinda disgusted, all i could think about was the terrible friction and torque. of course, i said no.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Sunday, 17 August 2003 08:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I think people are sexed to a certain level: so if they are highly sexed when young they will probably be like that for the rest of their life; on the other hand, once a shag dodger always a shag dodger, I suspect.

― Roderick the Visigoth. (Jake Proudlock), Sunday, 17 August 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone once told me that old ladies minges scab over after a (sexless) while. They also said that you can buy these scabs over the internet.

― Ian SPACK (Ian SPACK), Sunday, 17 August 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah i heard this too. i think it's only the clitoris and inside of the labia that scab over though, otherwise how would they piss?

― sean g, Sunday, 17 August 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

That makes a lot of sense, Sean.

― Ian SPACK (Ian SPACK), Sunday, 17 August 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

If only they made some kind of lubricant so that a woman who stopped 'getting wet' could enjoy the sensation. Some day I predict this will happen.

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Sunday, 17 August 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

question of the week.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 17 August 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

ll I haven't had sex since turning 44, so maybe 44 is the answer. I hope not.

take it from me, 44 is not the answer.

― hstencil, Sunday, 17 August 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

ah yes, good point: I have had sex with a 45 year old, so that can't be it! Hurrah!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 17 August 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

should we differentiate between "stop having sex" and "prolonged dry spell"?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 August 2003 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i stopped at 40, so should you

― duane, Monday, 18 August 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

but i'm only (newly) 27! i've so many more years to waste & complain!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 August 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

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