Surely if they built a Disneyworld in Iraq everything would be okay?

Can you imagine an Iraqi version of "It's a Small World?" Or how about a virtual reality simulator where you play George Bush and have to devise a better future for Iraq whilst carrying on everyday chores that prove challenging to Dubya like breathing, walking, eating pretzels and masturbating. That's BOUND to make the Iraqis sympathise with Dubya's plight. And Tigger, Mickey, Eeyore and the gang can all wear military outfit and instead of Space Mountain we have BAGHDAD MOUNTAIN where you plummet head first back into the darkened city zone during the "shock and awe" campaign. And we can theme things around Alladin's castle.

After dark we can even have a few nude pole dancing clubs for the Iraqi men, so that they and the women of the country can finally find out what it means to be FREE and WESTERNISED and we'll give out free issues of Playboy and Hustler.

Sounds good eh?