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A ticking time-bomb, in YOUR office!

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okay, who put the can of mountain dew in the freezer of the office fridge?

this can only end badly.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 August 2003 12:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Um, does that mean I can go home early?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 18 August 2003 12:46 (twenty-three years ago)

no, it means you get to clean out the frozen syrup once the thing explodes...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 August 2003 12:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmm, i dont like that idea & no cake to boot! this suxor!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 18 August 2003 12:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Possibly someone has only put the can in there for a minute for more efficient cooling, and will avert explosion any minute now?

PP, MY cake is veggie (though not vegan) - you can have some of that if you want!

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 18 August 2003 12:50 (twenty-three years ago)

ooh yes please Archel! I'll let you borrow my trainers if you like! Although you could buy a pair, they are only £55. They arent sparkly, but they are very pretty!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 18 August 2003 12:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Possibly someone has only put the can in there for a minute for more efficient cooling, and will avert explosion any minute now?

have you ever known anyone to remember to stop this? I haven't.

i mean, come ON -- haven't these people had a dorm experience? this ALWAYS goes the wrong way.

on 2nd thought, i take that back--these folks really haven't any dorm experience.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 August 2003 12:56 (twenty-three years ago)

£55 seems like a lot of money to me at the moment! I can't remember the last time I spent more than £15 on anything that wasn't food or bills :(

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 18 August 2003 12:58 (twenty-three years ago)

The ticking time-bomb = that one squirrel-y twat that just sorta mumbles things about "blowing up the building" etc. and never gets any cake.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 18 August 2003 12:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I mean when you save all that money from moving Archel! (i hope you will now I've said that!) sorry! :-(

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 18 August 2003 13:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh yeah, I'm sure I will! Maybe some nice shoes can be my moving treat :)

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 18 August 2003 13:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Put some fertiliser in the freezer and make a real bomb!

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 18 August 2003 13:11 (twenty-three years ago)

enh -- it'll ruin the freezy-pops that are in there.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 August 2003 13:24 (twenty-three years ago)


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