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Slaughter those little bitches

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Are abortion clinics legal any where? Cuz i'm a navy corpsman, and i So want to work in one when i get out. every goddamned time i here one of those little fucks cry, i want to tear its throat out and rip it up its fuckin ass. why can't babies come out being like 25 or something?

― RYAN T HOFFMAN, Monday, 18 August 2003 21:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Like 25 year olds are so much better, wtf.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:07 (twenty-three years ago)

nhoh.MED.navy.mil???

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Naval Hospital in Oak Harbor. Huh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmm, just a few issues for you, then....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Naval Hospital Oak Harbor offers many Clinical and Specialty Services, including an excellent pediatric unit

The staff, not so excellent.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:08 (twenty-three years ago)

(How predictable is it that the first three posts are Ally, Ned and me expressing sarcasm/bewilderment?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:09 (twenty-three years ago)

It'd be more predictable if I flashed him and then asked if I could dress up like Daisy Duke, and then you made an oral sex joke and Ned said ";-)", but I see your point.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:10 (twenty-three years ago)

What, no 'Heavens!'?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Tis only typical, Dan, if you can't see the three-way umbilical cord...

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned, kindly make with the emoticon with a quickness before I gotta do something rash

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm sorry, i went for a smoke for 5 minutes, and when i get back, this filthy crap is on there, sorry. fuckin co workers

― ryan hoffman, Monday, 18 August 2003 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Best thread ever.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:14 (twenty-three years ago)

J0hn, I don't think there's a "cap a sucka-nigga" emoticon.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:14 (twenty-three years ago)

John, I do not wish to torture but THE MOMENT IS NOT YET RIPE.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:15 (twenty-three years ago)

suuuure

(xp)

― ILE en masse (Oops), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:15 (twenty-three years ago)

my sincere appologies on that, i work in a Hospital, how can i hate babies? guess thats what i get for leaving my comp unlocked

― ryan hoffman, Monday, 18 August 2003 21:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I hate babies.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:23 (twenty-three years ago)

i work in a daycare and i loathe babies. children too.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I also hate toast.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:24 (twenty-three years ago)

do you work in a toaster?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I work in an Irish pub in Bogota.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:26 (twenty-three years ago)

same diff i guess.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Only the pub in Bogota finds considerably more interesting uses for the red-hot coils

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, we use those to get the babies.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Heads : I post [lovebite.jpg].
Tails : I don't.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Disturbing images of shrieking and hot metal just appeared in my head....OUT, I SAY!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

just like in indiana jones.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I really need that hat, dude.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

so once again we see that there are no babies you can possess that i can not take away.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Like there was a question about that? I don't want all these damned babies. Take 'em, Jareth.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, where's Alex SF? He reminds me of the babe.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:36 (twenty-three years ago)

What babe?

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:36 (twenty-three years ago)

The babe with the power.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:37 (twenty-three years ago)

What power?

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:37 (twenty-three years ago)

The power of voodoo.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:37 (twenty-three years ago)

the power of bitches

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh goddamnit J0hn.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

f'in double xpost damn damn

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

you work in a daycare jess?

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll forgive you but you gotta give jareth hulkington yr first born kid.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I am sorry, there was one xpost, I changed my post, there's no second xpost warning, my bad

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:39 (twenty-three years ago)

well, not so much work as lurk.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:39 (twenty-three years ago)

you know, a healthy baby can bring upwards of $50,000.

― jareth hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:39 (twenty-three years ago)

you gotta give jareth hulkington yr first born kid

if you had the faintest about what my weekend's been like you'd know just how funny the words "first born kid" are to me right now

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:39 (twenty-three years ago)

http://members.lycos.nl/amazingart/images/escher_jareth.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I change the stars for NO ONE.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

i could never pull those leggings off.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

You don't need to, you just undo the zipper.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:43 (twenty-three years ago)

You people don't even want to know how hard I'm laughing right now.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:43 (twenty-three years ago)

if you had the faintest about what my weekend's been like you'd know just how funny the words "first born kid" are to me right now

PAPA DARN13LL3!!!

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:44 (twenty-three years ago)

he looks like tina turner in beyond thunderdome.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:44 (twenty-three years ago)

HAHA BEST X-POST EVER

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:44 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.perfectworldusa.com/madmax.gif = Darn13ll3??

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:45 (twenty-three years ago)

John's upcoming family situation:

http://jeannero.free.fr/dessins-animes/dessins-animes-barbapapa.gif

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)

PVC: flexible enough for world domination?


Happy burst of Mr. Men mania....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast?

Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby.

I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside.

It's a crazy world.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:49 (twenty-three years ago)

His heart on the outside??

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:51 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah. somebody should sell tickets.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:55 (twenty-three years ago)

If he could turn his face into a heart, i'd buy front row.

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:55 (twenty-three years ago)

you lie like a kite.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:58 (twenty-three years ago)

How could his heart be on the outside? Is this about Indiana Jones again?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haha I'm so glad we're not allowed to post from work

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 18 August 2003 22:08 (twenty-three years ago)

i dunno; genetic mutation?

http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/rdavis7757/familyra_1.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 August 2003 22:39 (twenty-three years ago)

wait this guy is a SMOKER??!?!?!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 18 August 2003 22:40 (twenty-three years ago)

he's enlisted in the US armed forces. Of course he fucking smokes.

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 18 August 2003 22:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, my dad didn't.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 August 2003 22:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I wonder what the corpsmen posted after YOU showed up

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 18 August 2003 22:43 (twenty-three years ago)

do I need to explain my joke about smoking being worse than baby-killing?

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 18 August 2003 22:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark C to thread.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)

This is a most disquieting thread.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 13:19 (twenty-three years ago)

It's that Nick Cage picture that does it, right?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 13:20 (twenty-three years ago)

i disappointed that you didn't get that quote when first given.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 13:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Ahhh... just another beautiful day on ILX.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 13:39 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/ally_interrogates.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 14:07 (twenty-three years ago)


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