I had a dream last night that I was chillin' with Bono's mom

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(Not THAT type of chillin'.. ) but we were at some commune/performance art show in Olympia in the year 2020 or something, and we were talking about all this stuff, but all these annoying obsessive U2 fans were going up to her asking for her physical stats, her head measurements, her exact chemical breakdown of her diet intake, etc.

Bono was there too, about to play with U2 as his now past-prime downtempo retro-Jane's-Addiction musical direction to an enthusiastic crowd of 70 people or so. He was really nice, but was even more hounded by the mob of 70 than his mom.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a dream the other night that the singer from The Darkness fell ill and I had to stand in for him. I don't think my falsetto was up to scratch :(

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

DB this dream would have been improved dramatically with judicious spanking.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

The other night I dreamt I was in a forest and the only way I could fend off other animals was by immitating a pig. My girlfriend woke me at 5.30am and said, "Mike, stop oinking."

No connection with Bono, but a dream shared is a dream halved, as they say.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

DB this dream would have been improved dramatically with judicious spanking.

Of whom and with what?

― Thy Lethal Zen Ned (Ned), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a dream last night that I met the woman who sings the "I can make your love so sweet" line in the Archies' "Sugar Sugar," and she was real nice and became my new friend.

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

You guys are all insane crackhead pedophiles (based on your dreams).

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I once dreamt I was eating AA batteries. Duracells, I believe.

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Which IIRC, tasted a lot like dream-contact-lenses.

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

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