Eagles vs. Giant Gerbils FITE!

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BEIJING (Reuters) - China is deploying eagles to control giant gerbils that have damaged an area of grassland larger than Switzerland.

The China Daily said on Tuesday burrowing by great gerbils (Rhombomys opimus) and other rodents had damaged 4.76 million hectares (11.76 million acres) of grassland in the far west. About 33,000 hectares (81,540 acres) had been completely destroyed.

"It has been the most severe rodent disaster since 1993," Xiong Ling, an official with the region's headquarters for controlling locusts and rodents, was quoted as saying.

To combat the onslaught, the government was using poison and raising eagles to eat the burrowers now reaching the peak of their reproductive cycle, the paper said, adding as many as 790 burrow holes had been found per hectare in some areas.

Great gerbils, found in many parts of Central Asia, can grow up to 400 mm (16 in) from head to tail, the Web site of Britain's National Gerbil Society at www.gerbils.co.uk said.

In addition to being an agricultural pest, the gerbils are known to carry bubonic plague, it said.

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

vs.

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread demands better pictures than that.

ModJ, Wednesday, 20 August 2003 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll take the Giant Gerbils with the points.

Jeff Wright, Wednesday, 20 August 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

smart bet

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

What about The Invisible Flies On Floor?

Nate s, Wednesday, 20 August 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.asciipr0n.com/4096/new/hampster/hampster-attack.jpg

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 08:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I was going to Photoshop a Gareth head onto that but frankly it doesn't need it.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 08:19 (twenty-two years ago)

It's gotta be gerbils!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

'Does my bum look big in this street?'

Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

'I used to take a size six (-lane thoroughfare), but now I can barely squeese into an eight'

'a second in the cheek pouches, a lifetime on the thighs'

Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 09:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"It has been the most severe rodent disaster since 1993"

Um, do I even want to ask?

Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 09:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i love the "attack of the giant gerbils" idea... photoshop a balaclava onto one and this would be the best thread ever...

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 09:41 (twenty-two years ago)

my pet gerbil used to chew the cardboard tubes from inside loo rolls.

what do giant gerbils chew????

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

The Tube.

Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, to the point that an entire rush hour subway carriage in Beijing was once devoured in a matter of seconds by hordes of hungry rodents. In 1993, in fact.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 09:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Giant Gerbils vs Giant Cat - FITE!

http://www.asciipr0n.com/4096/new/hampster/hampster-50ftcat.jpg

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 09:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.agsgerbils.org/

American Gerbil Society. The repeating picture on the left margin disturbs me.

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)

it looks like a fully furred gerbill being born - ooooh

james (james), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

um yeah, being born.

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Or else eating it's way out of a giant gebil's stomach.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

THAT SITE IS RUN BY RICHARD GERE!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)


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