― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)
― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― Thy Lethal Zen Ned (Ned), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)
― Thy Lethal Zen Ned (Ned), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)
― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)
― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)
― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 07:19 (twenty-two years ago)
or the tom robbins' quote... "half shellfish/half peach".
or a little more elaborate. "the sticky dew that smelled of frog water and clung like prehensile pearls to the thickening fuzz around her peach fish"
― JasonD (JasonD), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 07:53 (twenty-two years ago)
― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 09:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)
― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 23 August 2003 10:32 (twenty-two years ago)
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 October 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 7 October 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 7 October 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 7 October 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 7 October 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 7 October 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)
― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 7 October 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 October 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 7 October 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 7 October 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)
No! But it does make me giggle.
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)
― got my bib on ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)
― YOU BET I SWALLOWED ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)
― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)
― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)
― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)
― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)
― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)
― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)
It's been too long since I revived this thread.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)
Hmm...crullers are a cake donut and therefore denser. It would be easier to ruin the intactness of a donut hole because the dough (bread) is more easily torn. I think a maridenhead cruller could be the kind of classic young-looking 18th century prostitute who charges you 600 pounds to take her maidenhood, which looks pristine because the cruller has stood up to repeated use, and behind the crullerhole is a little sponge of blood or red food coloring or something to make you think you really opened up that cruller. After which the cruller laughs behind your back and takes her eclair and ladyfinger friends out for cristal and coke.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)
this could have been resolved v simply had we had polls at the time
― RJG, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/121/264205966_b73b11e7f3_o.jpg
― Heave Ho, Thursday, 6 December 2007 07:37 (eighteen years ago)
Hy the Hymen?
― Abbott, Friday, 7 December 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)
I am in awe of J3anne's comment about a shop called Masturbakers. o_O
― Trayce, Friday, 7 December 2007 00:29 (eighteen years ago)
ILX, SHOULD SARA MAIL DAN POOP?
― John Justen, Friday, 7 December 2007 00:33 (eighteen years ago)
Whoa at this: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/11/world/europe/11virgin.html?hp
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 21:23 (seventeen years ago)
I've read about that, but in an American context with Middle Eastern & Asian women, rather than a French context. It puts American public discussion about premarital sex in a totally different perspective...people argue about what's right, but nobody goes and asks for *proof* (even though I think there's a bit in Deuteronomy or something that says you can).
Big WTF moment, though:
“I have colleagues in the United States whose patients do this as a Valentine’s present to their husbands."
Um....?
― Maria, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 21:34 (seventeen years ago)
also, def. maidenhead cruller. the mental imagery is less intense than hymen donut.
― Maria, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 21:36 (seventeen years ago)
Oh my gosh, from what flesh do the surgeons fashion the hymen?
― Abbott, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 21:37 (seventeen years ago)
"Honey, what happened to your armpit?"
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 21:40 (seventeen years ago)
"You have exceeded your limit of body parts you may question on the wedding night. Please try again next month"
― Maria, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 21:44 (seventeen years ago)
Cronenberg?
― Abbott, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 21:52 (seventeen years ago)
“If you’re a Muslim woman growing up in more open societies in Europe, you can easily end up having sex before marriage,” said Dr. Hicham Mouallem, who is based in London and performs the operation. “So if you’re looking to marry a Muslim and don’t want to have problems, you’ll try to recapture your membrane beignet.”
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)
Maybe from eyelids, xpost?
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 01:59 (seventeen years ago)
"beignet"?!?!?!
― sleeve, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 02:12 (seventeen years ago)
The snatch sopapilla.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 02:40 (seventeen years ago)
“We realized that what we thought was a sporadic practice was actually pretty common,” said Davide Sordella, the film’s director. “These women can live in Italy, adopt our mentality and wear jeans. But in the moments that matter, they come crying for their cherry tamale.”
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 17:21 (seventeen years ago)
Oh, the heartbreak of another man having filled your cannoli.
― kenan, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 17:35 (seventeen years ago)