TS: a hymen doughnut vs a maidenhead cruller

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― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:37 (twenty-three years ago)

WOT NO CHERRY DANISH??

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:37 (twenty-three years ago)

what happened to my powder cum doughnut?

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:38 (twenty-three years ago)

We can through the cum-powder doughnut into the mix.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:39 (twenty-three years ago)

i take the cum-powder doughnut

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm a maidenhead cruller man, myself.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I leave the chat and this is the perversion that results.

― Thy Lethal Zen Ned (Ned), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:45 (twenty-three years ago)

ANSWER THE QUESTION, RAGGETT.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Frittery buggery.

― Thy Lethal Zen Ned (Ned), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Heavens! ;-)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:49 (twenty-three years ago)

A taint eclair. It's perineummy!

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Ooohh...cream filling...

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:55 (twenty-three years ago)

i'll take a side of cucumber soup delight, please.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 01:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll pass on the crabcakes and go with plain ol' cherry pie.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 07:19 (twenty-three years ago)

what's that beatles' line.... "fish and finger pie"?

or the tom robbins' quote... "half shellfish/half peach".

or a little more elaborate. "the sticky dew that smelled of frog water and clung like prehensile pearls to the thickening fuzz around her peach fish"

― JasonD (JasonD), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 07:50 (twenty-three years ago)

We can THROUGH? Is that a joke inside the joke?

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 07:53 (twenty-three years ago)

What's a cruller?

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 09:38 (twenty-three years ago)

hymen doughnut for me please!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 09:40 (twenty-three years ago)

ante up people!

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 18:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Excuse me, ladies, could I have a slice?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

That's quite a ...cake.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 18:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Ooh, Daver noticed that I have lost the ability to distinguish between "throw" and "through".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 23 August 2003 10:32 (twenty-three years ago)

eight months pass...

REVIVE BECAUSE IT IS FRIDAY (I have no idea what prompted this thread; must have been a chat).

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I was at the epicentre of this foul fug.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

REVIVE AGAIN because damn I'm really sick in the head.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 October 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

COOK ME UP A BATCH OF SNATCH, DAN PERRY!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 7 October 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Labia + bagel = labiagel.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 7 October 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, I didn't ask for any shmear on my labiagel!! Wha!?

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 7 October 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/faggotspee/mhmohyes.jpg

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 7 October 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.naughtyalysha.com

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 7 October 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Very Work-Unsafe Labiagel

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 7 October 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Err, preferably visit THIS VERY UNSAFE LABIAGEL ... the other one's all mezzed up.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 7 October 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, this thread.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 October 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Hyman Doughnut = bagel??

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 7 October 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

that's a Hymie donut!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 7 October 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: Hyman donut vs. Hymie donut

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 7 October 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven months pass...

Is this thread the pinnacle of all human achievement?

No! But it does make me giggle.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, you are my hero. I want edible genetalia, preferably in the form of baked goods STAT.

― got my bib on ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

In college some friends bought this guy a penis cake from M4sturb4kers. The pubes were chocolate sprinkles.

― YOU BET I SWALLOWED ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG DONUT HOLES THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Ew.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

RJG, I am going to kill you for that comment you made on April 30th, 2004.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Where does this leave donut bitchez?

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

: (

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know why I am to die

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa does this thread have a wierd font for everyone else??

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

well not wierd wierd but different

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

you know, that you don't spell it "wierd", don't you?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

weird

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

It's been too long since I revived this thread.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

Hmm...crullers are a cake donut and therefore denser. It would be easier to ruin the intactness of a donut hole because the dough (bread) is more easily torn. I think a maridenhead cruller could be the kind of classic young-looking 18th century prostitute who charges you 600 pounds to take her maidenhood, which looks pristine because the cruller has stood up to repeated use, and behind the crullerhole is a little sponge of blood or red food coloring or something to make you think you really opened up that cruller. After which the cruller laughs behind your back and takes her eclair and ladyfinger friends out for cristal and coke.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

this could have been resolved v simply had we had polls at the time

― RJG, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/121/264205966_b73b11e7f3_o.jpg

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 6 December 2007 07:37 (eighteen years ago)

Hy the Hymen?

― Abbott, Friday, 7 December 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

I am in awe of J3anne's comment about a shop called Masturbakers. o_O

― Trayce, Friday, 7 December 2007 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

ILX, SHOULD SARA MAIL DAN POOP?

― John Justen, Friday, 7 December 2007 00:33 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

Whoa at this: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/11/world/europe/11virgin.html?hp

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

I've read about that, but in an American context with Middle Eastern & Asian women, rather than a French context. It puts American public discussion about premarital sex in a totally different perspective...people argue about what's right, but nobody goes and asks for *proof* (even though I think there's a bit in Deuteronomy or something that says you can).

Big WTF moment, though:

“I have colleagues in the United States whose patients do this as a Valentine’s present to their husbands."

Um....?

― Maria, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

also, def. maidenhead cruller. the mental imagery is less intense than hymen donut.

― Maria, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

Oh my gosh, from what flesh do the surgeons fashion the hymen?

― Abbott, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

"Honey, what happened to your armpit?"

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

"You have exceeded your limit of body parts you may question on the wedding night. Please try again next month"

― Maria, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

Cronenberg?

― Abbott, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

“If you’re a Muslim woman growing up in more open societies in Europe, you can easily end up having sex before marriage,” said Dr. Hicham Mouallem, who is based in London and performs the operation. “So if you’re looking to marry a Muslim and don’t want to have problems, you’ll try to recapture your membrane beignet.”

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe from eyelids, xpost?

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 01:59 (eighteen years ago)

"beignet"?!?!?!

― sleeve, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 02:12 (eighteen years ago)

The snatch sopapilla.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

“We realized that what we thought was a sporadic practice was actually pretty common,” said Davide Sordella, the film’s director. “These women can live in Italy, adopt our mentality and wear jeans. But in the moments that matter, they come crying for their cherry tamale.”

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, the heartbreak of another man having filled your cannoli.

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

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