Bartlett vs. Palmer 2004!

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The presidential election where both candidates are Democrats! Only in TV land!

Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

The Democratic party split into two new factions! The Left Wing Party, and the 24 Hour Party people.

Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

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Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

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David Palmer: Compared to his opponent, a political neophyte. However, he has proven to be a tough fighter (surviving at least three assassination attempts, two within 24 hours!), and his relative naivete and inexperience in elected office can be a boon to him on occasion, e.g. resisting conventional wisdom and at times common sense. Rumors persist, however, that the recently divorced Palmer was seen in the '50s working as a gardener and making eyes at a white woman.

Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

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Bartlett: Far more media-savvy than his opponent, certainly more gregarious, in fact his speaking pace belongs in a less profane Mamet piece. Belying his Ivy League background, he is no less tough than Palmer (witness his ongoing battle with MS). Minuses: smokes, problem with full disclosure, his sons can't act.

Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Palmer's greatest weakness is his inability to appoint the right people to his inner circle of advisers, people who he can really trust. Where was Novick when he needed him? How did he let Jim Robinson become Vice-President? Whereas Bartlett has got Rob Lowe and that CJ woman to rely on.

However, I'd still vote for Palmer. He's indestructible.

gobemouche, Thursday, 21 August 2003 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, but Bartlett too appointed a Vp he couldnae trust. It is the way of these things.

However, Palmer also worked for the government in the field of genetic manipulation and brain transplants and kept a man under lock and key for an entire seriesyear. he was also a petty felon who graduated big stylee and was involved in a big job in LA in 1995 which saw callous disregard for citizens as the gang attempted to shoot their way out of the city. Ironic really, given his later attempts to save the said city from nuclear armageddon. Maybe he felt guilty?

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 21 August 2003 09:27 (twenty-two years ago)

That's how tuff Palmer is -- he died in that shoot out!

Leee (Leee), Thursday, 21 August 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course that was after his baseball career. He was teammates with Bartlett's son!

Leee (Leee), Thursday, 21 August 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Both also have wives who are a bit of a liability (though Bartlett wins for being married to Rizzo from Grease). Bartlett, however, wins hands down on the charm and talent of his back-up team, whereas Palmer had a speechwriter who tried to seduce him because his wife told her too. Bet you wouldn't get Toby or Sam doing that.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Palmer tuff? Bartlett went on a drug-fuelled 'Nam mission to kill a rogue colonel, so fuck all y'all.

Nick H, Friday, 22 August 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)


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