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ugh, the only advantage is I don't feel guilty really. Yet.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 21 August 2003 07:44 (twenty-two years ago)

have you ever been completely pissed in work?

I'm not, but I'm far from sober.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 21 August 2003 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been slobbering high at work, many times. I must have worked in one of the very few places where no one really cared.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 21 August 2003 07:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually the crushing paranoia in that situation was always punishment enough.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 21 August 2003 07:53 (twenty-two years ago)

There was no reason for you to feel guilty. YOU WERE IN 16 MINUTES BEFORE NINE - YOUR WORK IS CLEARLY DONE.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 21 August 2003 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

i am on a half day, i think i'm going to go to kfc. gravy essential now.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 21 August 2003 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Go to the Alpha and have sausage, beans, friend potatoes and KETCHUP!

You coming out tonight?

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 21 August 2003 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to quite enjoy having a couple of pints at lunchtime, not because I'd do any less work in the afternoon, but because I'd feel far less guilty.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 21 August 2003 10:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I am off to London I'm afraid Lara, maybe Tuesday though. Where is this Alpha? I have to buy some gay clothes for myself first.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 21 August 2003 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

If I drink at lunchtime, which is never more than one drink cos I'm always driving, I never want to do any work in the afternoon. Yesterday I spent 2 hours in the pub at lunchtime, yesterday afternoon was hell!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 21 August 2003 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Where is this Alpha?

From Grafton down Wicklow, past the Tower of Legend, high up on your left side down a road few think of at all.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 21 August 2003 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

haha maybe too far away from the IFSC.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 21 August 2003 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

what is this grafton and wicklow you speak of andrew, and why are you not using the word street like any normal person? practising for america are we?

has the alpha not turned into some rotten panini place?

― angela (angela), Thursday, 21 August 2003 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Only after dark. It's one of Dublin's mysteries.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 21 August 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I was drunk. Instead I'm just hungry and bored.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 21 August 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i have done this once, when working at a club. the morning after the christmas party i was rostered on as supervisor at 7am ( yeeach ). made it in time, just, with the assistance of some fellow employees who ironed my shirt and tied my shoes. we all went along together which was totally against policy. still drunk ( only stopped drinking at about 6.30am ).
what a disaster.
i told the bosses daughter ( she worked there too ) what i thought of her.
that,( along with the fact that my 'hangers-on' continued to help themselves to the top shelf stuff without my knowledge ) almost cost me my job.
i paid in many ways for that silly episode, for long months.

looking back, im still amazed that i did this! it was kind of fun at the time though.............

― donna (donna), Friday, 22 August 2003 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

My colleague was working this weekend and on Monday there were three empty 2-litre bottles of water in her bin. I accused her of taking E at work.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

if she was sucking on a lollipop, talking funny, asking you if you wanted a light show when you came in, you may be right.

i had a (stupid) friend that worked as a forklift operator - he took an e to stay awake on the job since he had been partying all night the night before. he said it was "fun".

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

N, you're mean.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

She always does all that, dyson.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

then she's guilty, guilty, guilty¡ tell on her.

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a few mates who've done it to stay awake, I can't imagine it really.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Duddest of the duds.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

HAHAHAHA yeah baby, yeha

now I get to go in and quit and I been doing SHOTs with my BOSS at a restaurant!!! hahaha fuck.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

GO ALLYZAY GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeez louise do I wish I was drunk.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

ahhh, now yr other posts make sense.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm with nick

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

LETS ALL GET DRUNK AND HAVE SEX

― ALLYZAY!, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I could go for a gin and tonic.

Good luck, ALLY!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't want to have sex with anyone at my work. That's gross.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

i am so stressed holy shit i kind of wish I was dead

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Get it over with. Then you can drink more.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

It's going to be AWESOME! Go Ally!

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

You hang in there. Tell them to go eat mexi-corn.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Give me the number honey, I'll call them and quit for you.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

VOmit Everywhere!!! BIGM Distraction! from the quitting!!

― kephm, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

booze booze booze
booze booze booze
booze booze booze booze booze
booze booze booze bah booze booze booze
buhbuh booze booze booze booze booze

― jingle bells gone wrong (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

when I started this thread it was such a happy day

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

haha it is done, that is one way to sober your ass up

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Now that you've done that and NA/Mcluskey are headed to Chicago i have nothing to live for.

― kephm, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

but i could get drunk at work

― kephm, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I vote for that.

I'm sure I'll have more "stupid person" stories from Columbia? All is not lost.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

kephm, you startin' shit? You don't want to start shit with me, hombre.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll start shit. Mother Fucker.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i love NA. ¬ startin shit man.
i should use emoticons more often i think

― kephm, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

^NOT startin shit

― kephm, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

why would i start sh*t with th eone guy that i have made laugh out loud?

anyways, there are children sledding outside. on the street. on asphalt

― kephm, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

That makes me think of Chevy Chase making sparks fly in National Lampoon's xmas vacation.

Everything makes me think of that movie though.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Way to backpedal, dude. ;)

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

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As I opened this thread I was offered a glass of port. I am at work.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

I wish I was.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

I was earlier! and almost started this thread

I had a glass of champagne then a G&T at lunch with pally cock

was a little loose for a couple of hours then v.tired

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 22 December 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

profoundly hungover

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 22 December 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

good work!

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 22 December 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

Does it count when you are stranded in your apartment due to a transit strike and ACCIDENTALLY find a lot of beer in your fridge that might "take the edge off" some of the reading that you have to do in order to work from home? (Sidenote: that reading material is providing a nice shelf-like function for my beer on the cushy couch)

I want to hug all my co-workers, if that helps.

― caramia, Thursday, 22 December 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

HEL-lo.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 December 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

Maybe I should break out one of the beers in the fridge here.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 22 December 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

You should.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 December 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

It's absolutely dead here. No one would ever know.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 22 December 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

I'll be back tomorrow! see you then

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 22 December 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

i would give $1,000 for a white russian right now.

I have a bottle of grey goose in my filing cabinet and milk downstairs. Where do I need to messenger this?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 December 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

havin' a red stripe now, but prolly wont get to have enough to get drunk. so many errands to do before tomorrow night.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 22 December 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

YES

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:44 (twenty years ago)

DUVEL

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:45 (twenty years ago)

Mmmm, 8.5% Belgian beer... so good!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 3 March 2006 19:01 (twenty years ago)

I'd settle for either drunk or at work right now.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 3 March 2006 19:46 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

holy shit.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 July 2006 09:27 (nineteen years ago)

should have just not come in.

drinking til 4am.

argh.

should i call it a day and take half day off sick?

or try and fight it?

hangover finally creeping in i feel.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 July 2006 09:33 (nineteen years ago)

colleague just asked if i'm alright as my eyes aren't looking right.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 July 2006 09:34 (nineteen years ago)

fight it ken

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 3 July 2006 09:42 (nineteen years ago)

Nearly lunch time, you could fit in another pint or two.

― ledge (ledge), Monday, 3 July 2006 09:54 (nineteen years ago)

must try this sometime

― turksey.cx (haitch), Monday, 3 July 2006 09:54 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, I've done it everywhere else

― turksey.cx (haitch), Monday, 3 July 2006 09:55 (nineteen years ago)

if you're buying ledge!!

i just looked at my bank statement moments ago and it sure helped me feel better no ends. yes siree yes indeed.

oh wait i just found a lottery ticket i bought last week! maybe it'll all come good yet.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 July 2006 10:00 (nineteen years ago)

GET IN! i totally have won a tenner

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 July 2006 10:02 (nineteen years ago)

that's enough for the beers you need to keep going ken.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 3 July 2006 11:01 (nineteen years ago)

i gave in and am now at home (not drinking though)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 July 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

one of my colleagues came in drunk, straight from a party.

That's YOUR TAX DOLLARS she is being paid, HA HA HA.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 3 July 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

surely not mine. not until i moved to dublin

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 July 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

HA HA ALL YOUR TAXES GO TO EU WHICH MEANS THEY GO TO MY DRUNK WORKMATE.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

happens

― Surmounter, Monday, 23 March 2009 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

already?!

― Thanks to america italy end up stuck with the poor people's madonn (donna rouge), Monday, 23 March 2009 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

haha no not really, i was just thinking. it's awful slow

― Surmounter, Monday, 23 March 2009 15:24 (seventeen years ago)

i was gonna say that was quite a warmer-upper you had in yr tea.

― Past a Diving Jeter (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 March 2009 15:24 (seventeen years ago)

you know what there is this bottle of in one of the gift bags here, and i was just about to refill my tea

― Surmounter, Monday, 23 March 2009 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

*bottle of gin

― Surmounter, Monday, 23 March 2009 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

but i just don't know about that. gin in tea? i was having lady grey -- a lady gin perhaps??

― Surmounter, Monday, 23 March 2009 15:27 (seventeen years ago)

you guys put gin in yr giftbags? helluva membership perk

― Thanks to america italy end up stuck with the poor people's madonn (donna rouge), Monday, 23 March 2009 15:28 (seventeen years ago)

cute right?! gin and chocolate. hell there's an afterparty right there

― Surmounter, Monday, 23 March 2009 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

― I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Friday, 1 May 2009 13:32 (sixteen years ago)

o_O

― I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:32 (sixteen years ago)

Tell them it's Wine Flu.

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

They said we can all leave now cos it's bank holiday weekend. Gods are smiling upon me.

― I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

drinking at work!

― ian, Saturday, 2 May 2009 01:01 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

OH MY FUCKING WORD>

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 15:03 (sixteen years ago)

SO DURNK

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 15:04 (sixteen years ago)

lol @ wine flu

― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 15:08 (sixteen years ago)

three years pass...

HEY GUYS

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 20 December 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)

sangria, whoooooo

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 20 December 2012 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

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