Doggles, stylish eyewear or freakish torture device?

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so the doggles craze is sweeping the us. on my way to work (about a i mile trip) i see about 5 dogs wearing doggles. Nary a collie or retriever is without a pair. i find them quite disturbing. Anyone else? doggles

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 21 August 2003 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my god, I must get a pair for the horrible wee dog next door - to go with it's ponytail!

― smee (smee), Thursday, 21 August 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

My god, find something else to spend your money on you crazy people! (obv to be said to stooopid people that buy these not to you Emily!)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 21 August 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I want night vision doggles!

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Thursday, 21 August 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

But what if your dog suddenly decides to pilot an open plane or blast off into space and is ill-prepared due to lack of Doggles?

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 21 August 2003 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Night Vision Doggles....nooooo, then yappy the wonderdog could find our ankles in the dark!

― smee (smee), Thursday, 21 August 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is certain proof of inventions which only come into existence because the potential brand name/meme is so mouthwatering.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 21 August 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Its shit like this that makes me happy to watch the fall of modern civilization.

― fletrejet, Thursday, 21 August 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Wear sunglasses that block UV rays. This well known sentence should also be applied to your pets.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 21 August 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: Doggles vs Monkeydog!!

http://www.minusworld.org/images/doggles.jpg
http://www.minusworld.org/images/monkeydog.jpg

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Thursday, 21 August 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

All y'all bitchez are just jealous because now your dog can look like it's in the Matrix, and you're still stuck wearing Jams, Birkenstocks, and a tie-dyed daishiki. Your dog is cooler than you, you sad losers.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 21 August 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Any form of clothing/accessory on dogs = dud

― robster (robster), Thursday, 21 August 2003 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

no more monkeydog! i nearly had a coronary in my cubicle!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 21 August 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you get Moggles and Hoggles too?

― Alfie (Alfie), Thursday, 21 August 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm worried about Cockles. Though I suppose they would have to be monocles.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 21 August 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha and ew.

― Alfie (Alfie), Thursday, 21 August 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

neuticles

― rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

i hear neuticles come in different sizes. art imitates life

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://w1.448.telia.com/~u44802199/Snoopy%201.JPG

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

My dog says they are totally wack, and wouldn't ever contemplate wearing them.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

My dog is cruelly mocking your dog for being behind the times in canine couture.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Did anyone see the juxtaposition of "doggles" and "stylish" and have to blink a couple of times to understand the title of this thread properly? Um, okay. Um, forget it.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Where can I get my dog a decent frozen doffee?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I just want to say "cockles." Thanks.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

where are the doggie trucker hats?

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.petsmart.com/images/product/large/inP023468.jpg

― Paul Eater (eater), Thursday, 21 August 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

not doggie leatherboy hats, that's just sick.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 21 August 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I found a book of doggie sweater patterns at Borders.

― rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 21 August 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

My parents' dog must wear a sweater on walks in the winter or she will freeze solid and break right in half. That's what my mom says, anyway.

― kirsten (kirsten), Thursday, 21 August 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

She has a red turtleneck with matching booties.

― kirsten (kirsten), Thursday, 21 August 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/omfg.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 21 August 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, I saw a golden retriever wearing those goggles and sticking his head out the window of a car the other day, and I thought it was the cutest thing ever. He looked like he was having so much fun!

― kirsten (kirsten), Thursday, 21 August 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.pythonsite.de/bbc2/army.jpg

― Dada, Thursday, 21 August 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

why is Terry Jones posing in recruitment ads?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 21 August 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm reading this thread as doggie-style every time.

― toraneko (toraneko), Friday, 22 August 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

why is Terry Jones posing in recruitment ads?

If you read the ad more closely...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 August 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

If you read the ad more closely...

i dunno -- decent military burial. Sounds nice after all those exploits, it does.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 22 August 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.petinfo4u.com/images/doggles.gif
cruisin' fo' sum bitchiz

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Could conceivably be justified in dogs with existing eye problems, or breeds with eyes that bulge out & are vulnerable to scratching. If I were going to put my pug into a steel cage match with a lot of cats, I'd want him wearing them, but other than that it seems goofy.

Of course, half the point of having a pug dog is that it makes goofy acceptable...

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Friday, 22 August 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

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