got a question for ya, ladies

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

hi. is it unbecoming now a days to be only 24, yet dressed like you come out of a 1986 def leppard video? cuz since i lost my fiance, i haven't been on one single date. i know i'm a likeable dude, and pretty good looking, so i goota be doin Something wrong

― ryan t hoffman, Thursday, 21 August 2003 19:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you asked anyone out?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 21 August 2003 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, but people around here avoid the 80s like the plague. it is a little hard dating on a navyy base, though

― rthoffman, Thursday, 21 August 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

and you have both your arms?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

dear ryan. joe elliott's ripped jeans are hottt.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

dude, which video?
Rocket, no good.
Pour Some Sugar On Me, classick gold

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

i know, i got some. is it a crime to love the 80's? i mean, wtf, so my spine still gets tingly when i hear bringin on the heartbrea or love bites, or in time by robbie rob, or 18 and life by skid row. guess this boy's just supposed to walk alone

― rthoffman, Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Sug, you have to let the t-shirts go until you snag some lucky bimbo, then ease them back in until you're your regular metaltastic self again. It won't be easy, but it just may work.

Failing that, buy a Jag - women who dig the 80s won't be able to resist sliding around on the hood a la Tawny Kitaen.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Just FYI I do that in non-Jags. You just have to play "Here I Go Again" and I'm all about the Tawny Kitaen imitation.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:11 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm being kicked out of the navy for having a pcl deficient knee, a compression fracture in my back, and a slight case of epliepsy, so i guess my torn jeans wearin ass is goin back to ohio soon.

― ryan hoffman, Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:12 (twenty-three years ago)

oh yeah, if you're rich, tha ladeez will forgive a lot

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:12 (twenty-three years ago)

but let go of the mullet. I beg you.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:13 (twenty-three years ago)

wait a minute, if you're 24 and you dress like it's 1984...that's suspect. That's affected. Cuz you were 8 in 1984 and there's no way your 6X clothes still fit you.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:13 (twenty-three years ago)

def lep are on tour & selling out (small)venues. so maybe its your breathe?

― kephm, Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

"What you talkin bout, Horace?"
http://abcnews.go.com/media/OnAir/images/abc_gary_991228_chat.jpg

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

it ain't my breath, cuz it's always minty, cuz i'm a corpsman, an 8404, the ole devil doc. one of my bro's say its the fact that i look like kiefer sutherland with my leather jacket, but how can that be bad?

― ryan hoffman, Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:23 (twenty-three years ago)

oh, well. yall have a great day

― rthoffman, Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:38 (twenty-three years ago)

wait a minute, if you're 24 and you dress like it's 1984...that's suspect. That's affected. Cuz you were 8 in 1984 and there's no way your 6X clothes still fit you.

What about all of the people in 1984 who dressed like it was 1968? (Wait a minute. I forgot that the Great Sixties Revival Of The Eighties didn't happen until 1986. Never mind.)

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:47 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.tvguide.com/movies/dbpix/images/9331a.jpg

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

"i goota be doin Something wrong"
http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/simpsons/willie.jpg

― nickalicious squared (nickalicious), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:56 (twenty-three years ago)

go to seattle for no reason other than that your mate dared you to

― gareth (gareth), Friday, 22 August 2003 00:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Go to Jaxx in Springfield, Va. and look for women who dress like they're in the same time warp.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 22 August 2003 01:28 (twenty-three years ago)

The 80s thing is so fucking over it's not even funny.

― hstencil, Friday, 22 August 2003 01:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Yep, time for the early nineties thing now. Break out the flannel.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 August 2003 01:37 (twenty-three years ago)

there aren't enuff pics of def lep in the jean rips stage (the ONLY stage that counts!) on the net...I did a goog img search (a couple of months ago) and could find nada. Come on ppl get those old Smash Hits clippings into your scanner for me. I'll do you the last scene from the Def Leppard comic, where Joe Elliot skateboards out of a window.

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Friday, 22 August 2003 13:32 (twenty-three years ago)

buy a trans-am, ass by the truckload will soon follow.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 22 August 2003 13:39 (twenty-three years ago)

fuck that, the 80's thing ain't over for me. lok at the times now, when you got that nigger rapping over all the classics. you can keep it. and flanel? i ain't goin hunting, shit. flanel is for hilljacks and dykes.

― ryan t hoffman, Friday, 22 August 2003 14:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I think we just got to the root of the problem here ladies and gents.

― oh dear, Friday, 22 August 2003 14:14 (twenty-three years ago)

meow

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 22 August 2003 14:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I bet someone else just posted under his name again. That's gotta be it.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 22 August 2003 14:16 (twenty-three years ago)

NO, THIS IS ME, CUZ I LEARNED FROM THE LAST TIME TO LOCK MY COMPUTER ANY DAMN TIME I AIN'T IN MY OFFICE

― ryan hoffman, Friday, 22 August 2003 14:25 (twenty-three years ago)

well, i think i've annoyed enough people. thanks for the input, you all have a pleasant day.

― ryan t hoffman, Friday, 22 August 2003 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, thanks.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 August 2003 14:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Please don't go, you're making me hard.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 22 August 2003 14:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, there's a vacancy for a bigoted dickhead now Doomie's headed off to find himself.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 22 August 2003 15:14 (twenty-three years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.