This is the thread where you ROCK!

this is the thread where I think about how, apparently, words bounce off me and come back as fun to someone else. I still haven't figured out what exactly that means but fuck, I'm ok with that.

Life was meant to be awesome.

But I do know that this thread is inspirational and hopefully maybe with these words and the words of someone who is so much like me on the inside that it's like hearing my own internal dialogue, someone who has gone through more of life than I have and thus offered me some useful and wonderful words of advice and support, I will be empowered to make my life truly magnificent.

Today's Great Thing: Someone who has the power to look up certain things is going to investigate why my city, with its fairly large population size, is so pitiful when it comes to media market size rankings. I will make absolute sure to make public what she's told me thus far and what she's going to tell me (her ID will remain secret, of course, unless she indicates otherwise). Maybe this will be the key to getting one thing I've been pining for for a long time (i.e. some respect for my city).

Now if my life was like the mix CD all would be good with the world. . .

:(

this is the thread where Ted Nugent fires an arrow deep into the heart of the wilderness only misses The Forest Spirit only to accidentally hit the bullseye of a Dunk-the-Pope game at the State Fair and he hits the target and the Pope's a'swimmin' and we all jump up and down shouting "hoorah!" in celebration

this is the thread where the ball drops on new year's eve 2999

this is the thread where hydroponic robochimps crank their accordions in unison and accompany the funeral procession of ROCK which is finally dead dead*

this is the thread where the streets have no name

this is the thread where HEY THERE FANCYPANTS

this is the thread where alien-born peefuck procreates backwash retro jester-dances in reverse-time 45s-played-at-33-speed singin' "stroke it to the east" "stroke it to the west" "stroke it to the girl that I love best"

this the thread

the end.

This is the thread where I get closer and closer to the weekend.

This is the thread where worlds collide.

This is the thread that for some reason makes me think of that RIGHT NOW video where they list all these things that are happening right now.

Right now Sammy Hagar is weepin into his tequila.

This is the thread where I tell teeny, "Sure, go right ahead if you'd like. Or you could just e-mail me all little factoids you might've dug up. Whichever's a better idea."

This is the thread where I post something on ILX when I really should be doing something else.

This is the thread where I feel all gloomy over the statement, "The world is nicer to thinner people." I really should not have watched that plastic surgery show on TLC. (The plastic surgery show on ABC, however, is definitely fine to watch.)

This is the thread where I remember Amy Taylor from IN (whom I saw in the aforementioned ABC plastic surgery show) and how much I still want to give her a hug, and then instantly move out of the gloominess.

This is the thread where I thank God for the lovely people in my life. I am finally happy and content friendship-wise. Thank you, all of you.