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This is what I'm drinking right now. I think I hate the future. What should the future taste like? I don't think this. I think it should taste like ice cream.

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

oh! I heard that Nelly is launching a drink called "Pimp Juice"!!!!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

No way!!!!

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

if this is not so i demand someone make it so

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Trust me I'm going to next time I'm at a bar!

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

imagine the advert...

"It's gettin hot in herre...so drink Nelly's pimp juice--CONTAINS MERCEDES BENZODRINE AND ADDED PRESERVATIVES TO ENHANCE SEXUAL POTENCY AND BOOST ADRENABLING"

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bevnet.com/news/2003/08-19-2003-nelly.asp

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

That can is the coolest can ever!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"Pimp Juice is anything, attract the opposite sex, it could be money, fame, or straight intellect, it don't matter! Pimp Juice is color blind; you find it work on all colors, creeds and kinds; from ages 50 right down to 9".

why is my Dad exempt? :(

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

My god, that is the greatest thing ever. For serious this time.

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh! And Ice T has a drink called "Liquid Ice"

Dizzie's Fizzie Pop!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

my sister once bought a spraycan from the voodoo shop in dalston which was called something like "cure-all spray!! makes you sexy, wealthy and smart, heals wounds physical and emotional [etc in similar vein]"

then in smaller letters it said: "actually no it doesn't obv"

it smelled kind of like talcum powder, a very cloyingly sweet smell

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Snoop Fizzle? Nozzle Nizzle?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"The energy drink market still provides many untapped marketing opportunities," said Nelly.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.letitloose.com/pj.mp3 !!!!!!!!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

OH MY GOD

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

what a nobhead

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously where do I purchase this?

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.attrition.org/gallery/signs/eastern/jp_pocari_sweat.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 22 August 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHAHA, well at least, it's better the swollen cock head that somethingawful.com uses as a pic-link defense device.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 22 August 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

what does "she wants to put her feet on my rug" mean??

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 22 August 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

so I stared at the Pimp Juice story for 30 solid seconds of slackjaw amazement and turned around to point at it and make people come look and realized that nobody at my work knows who Nelly even is. Shit. I fuckin' hate my office.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 22 August 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

You should come work here, me and my boy here were dancing to the Pimp Juice song.

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I've already had to explain my black eye to everybody in my workplace though. I don't want to have to tell your colleagues about it too, the story's getting old

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 22 August 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

They probably wouldn't really ask.

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

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