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For a couple of months I killed the boredom of desk hours at work with Bejeweled at Microsoft's game thing. A step up from Solitaire.

I play solitaire all the time if I don't have internet access at work. I've been a bit addicted to nme.com's online quiz for the last few days, so I'm hoping to win that in July. It's all about putting the hours in and knowing about Slayer.

A CURSE ON YOU, NED RAGGETT.

Like I needed another time-wasting activity. SHEESH.

Thats a good game, surprisingly my band the "Jizzy Dudes" with their single "I Can't Get Enuff Of Yer Loving" were a major hit!

I bet my band, The Leather Outcasts, with their hit "Don't Bring the Pain on Me, Yo" was a bigger hit than yours.

Oh, your pathetic little bands can't measure up to Toejam, and their Number One smash, "Buy Me Rice".

I tried rhyming Monopoly with polygamy. The public ate it up.

*points, does Nelson laugh at Dan* HA-HA!

There's some DJ game at Gameloft.com or something like that, called 'DJ Nights'. It's addictive, I warn you.

I "rhymed" Monopoly Junior with isosceles boo-ya. Clever, eh?

ok, all my ilxor friends...

those of you looking for more bling bling in your day and can get away with it, come to zone to play the new hex-based game "HEXIC". it seems confusing at first, but after you play around with it for a while, you know what's going on and you're addicted.

the game is a shockwave.. so (mostly) all browsers/platforms welcome.

(forgive me for such a shameless plug)

MSN.com sticks the big two fingers up at safari.

ok, it works, but no way near as good as Adam and Eve fucking in the garden of eden trying to avoid bear rape.

Ed, what have you wrought?

i really, REALLY want to click on that link, but if i do, i fear i may be fired...

Ed, that is a terrible game!

that link is every bit as good as you think.

x-p

I am bored so I am playing this game again. Here is my band's great song, I think it is good:

"Pikachu Gundam Science Explosion" by BaggaDix

oooh baby
I've been watchin' you
You been hangin' round wit another guy
It ain't cool
I ain't no fool
Oh no-o
Don't wanna be a player in your game of Vice City
doo wah ditty
oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
doo wah ditty
oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
doo wah ditty
oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
No, It ain't cool, girl
No, I ain't no fool, girl
You gotta go
You'll never blow
Won't let you blow
I've had enough girl
Your furry hat is my Horace Mann
It ain't working
Oh no
It ain't cool
Ain't gonna be a fool for you

"African Queen" by Seventh Heaven Wall
oooh baby
I've been watchin' you
You been hangin' round wit another guy
It ain't cool
I ain't no fool
Oh no-o
Don't wanna be a player in your game of Balderdash
cash
uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
cash
uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
cash
uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
No, It ain't cool, girl
No, I ain't no fool, girl
You gotta go
You'll never grow
Won't let you grow
I've had enough girl
Your Powerbook is my medicine
It ain't working
Oh no
It ain't cool
Ain't gonna be a fool for you

Well my band, 'Move It Inc' had a big hit in Mongolia with 'Girl I Got To Know'.

My band bio from the rock band game:

"Lemon Crush
RobinÊÊÊTeresaÊÊKim

Lemon Crush's sensational career spanned three decades. The first one saw them catapulted to rock stardom on the strength of the sophisticated songs on "Chanukah Crazy." They won Grammys, People's Choice awards, MTV awards... you name it, they got it. Kim had a guitar named after her (the Fender Kim); Teresa's high school was renamed for her and Robin made a few successful movies. Things were great.
And then ten years later tragedy struck--Robin and Kim had an epic falling out and Teresa was forced to make a heart-rending choice. She decided to go with neither. They all went their own separate ways and made a string of just plain awful records and became the laughing stocks of the music biz. Robin went bankrupt and Kim's marriage to her bodyguard fell apart. Finally, they got together for a reunion tour and the magic was there again. "(I'm A)Kitten " topped the charts for the second time!"

Last one=

"If I Was Nickalicious" by Emerald City

It's 8 o'clock
And the party is bitching
You wanna dance
And the music is showering
So every broheems grab a wench
And every wench grab a broheems
You wanna groove
Find a honey and
You wanna dance
Just start to move!
Kish Kash
un huh
Kish Kash
un huh, Work it!
un huh, It's 8 o'clock
Time to body rock
Everybody just grab a body
Get down!
un huh
Get down!

Literati! You know you want to...

I found this last night and spent a happy hour playing. Just want to share it

http://www.parapluesch.de/

(I'm in love with the snake)

Abandoned by dirty hippies!!! (The game is even funnier in German.)

It's a really weird concept innit?

I haven't cured the hippo or the croc yet, I think the hippo has major problems.

I almost killed her with electro shock - whatever you do don't use that!