Have you ever been in trouble with the law?

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Well?

I have had a minor underage drinking incident or two in my day, nothing to worry about. What about you guys? I'm dying to know.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This thread has a date with the new answers page.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Drunk and disorderly, shagging in public

― dave q, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I checked this thread and thought who might be first, I knew you wouldnt let me down Dave : ). lots of people have d.a.d. but shagging in public, I'm impressed. No wonder your band are called what they are.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nothing yet.

― jel, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was arrested for being drunk and disorderly.

― Michael Bourke, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It comes with the territory being Irish I guess : ) Were you 15?

― Ronan, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Have you ever been in trouble with the law?"
Nope, I'm too clever for them to catch.

― DG, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, I'm a good lad.

― Tom, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This is the part where Ned or someone admits they've been in prison all this time for Murder.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've never been in trouble.

― Ally, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

driving an unMOTed vehicle with a hole in the exhaust and a smashed stop light.

― Ed, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am the law.

― Judge Dredd, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I shot the sherif... but I swear it was only self defence.

― nathalie, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i shot a man in reno.

but just to watch him die.

― jess, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Only traffic problems: reckless driving and DUI.

― Kris, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When I was about eight, a policeman told me to get down from a tree I was climbing. I'm fairly sure I wasn't breaking any law but I did what I was told. Though as soon as he was gone, I was straight up that tree like a shot.

― jamesmichaelward, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

a few years ago i was at a park after hours with friends drinking. on the way up we saw a cop coming down. in my state i thought that if i tossed my lit smoke down the hill the officer wouldn't have any way of giving me a ticket for underage smoking. he made me find the cigarette and crushed my pack. no tickets for anything and i'm not sure if he noticed we were tipsy. shoplifted and got caught in 6th grade..

― kevin enas, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"allowing premises to used for the commission of an offence". "possession of instruments". plus boring ones like shoplifting & possession of pot.

― duane, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

To satisfy Ronan's depraved query -- I was going to be prosecuted for mail fraud for signing up this idiot we all hated at UCLA to a bunch of magazine subscriptions. I apologized, paid $50 in stamp costs and the idiot took his name out of the phone book and local directories and became a total damn recluse. I think it was worth it.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Was I 15? No, 24. It was on the night of the European Cup Final this year to be exact. I was asked to leave by a couple of bouncers for shouting "Bayern" loudly. I didnt think I was doing much harm as there was only me, 2 friends and 3 other drinkers in the bar. I said I'd finish my pint and then I'd leave. Next thing one of em grabbed me in a headlock so I started fighting with them. When I got literally kicked out I started taunting them while they were at the door. They said they'd call the cops. So I left and just as we were walking back home, a squad car pulls up beside us and this redneck guard walks out and starts pushing us around the place, hoping we'd hit him back so he'd have an excuse to kick our balls in. Then all 3 of us got handcuffed and taken down to the stationhouse. I dont even like Bayern Munich.

― Michael Bourke, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I AM the law.

― Paul Strange, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Do bus ticket inspectors count?

― Emma, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Collar felt for urinating on a police station. Not the brightest place to urinate.

― Will McKenzie, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The law is an ass. I make a point of spanking it on a daily basis.

― Trevor, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Michael is it just me or are all the police here wankers? I mean I got hassled on saturday for standing on a footpath. I tried to diffuse the situation as you do and the fuckin guy nearly punched me, and threatened me with a summons or something. Its scary thinking what arseholes are in charge.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Paul you should swap places with PETE and PETE should be the law cos he is unbreakable.

― Sarah, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I love hassling the police. Best job on earth.

― Trevor, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Actually my brother is a cop. He got me out of the mess. Mind you that was after he gave me two walloping haymakers to the side of my head (while my handcuffs were still on) until it swelled out like a melon and then sent me and my mates into a cell for a few minutes. And that cop who started pushing us around the place? He wanted an apology from us because we called him a thug and we were going to file a complaint against him. Aww, poor guy. Xmas is going to be interesting at my parents house this year...

― Michael Bourke, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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