I used to think ILX people were special somehow but now I know they're just like any other Londoners on the train

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― Dan I., Wednesday, 27 August 2003 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

3. If we don't get home soon, we're going to miss Quincy.
this one was patently me

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 12:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh. My new mobile phone. Oh.
The syntax of this one reminded me of ILX.

My favourites:
I don't trust Phil Tufnell. He looks like an evil Stan Laurel.
Madonna raps like Mr Plow.

― Alfie (Alfie), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

this is brilliant

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

as in REALLY

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

heh reminds me of my friend at leytonstone station in the last few weeks "that new coke machine's awful big, there could be a nice little man inside handing out drinks"

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Keith Richards is just Keith Chegwin with drugs.
very ilx

10. I saw Chris Kamara singing Gershwin on TV. It was amazing.
does anyone have this on tape?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think it is brilliant, to be honest. I was very disappointed, not because of the mundanity of the majority, but because most of them were intended in some way to be funny or weird or ker-ay-zee. :/

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I like:

10. Emotions are basically just maths.
5. Stop! Enough knickerbocker wisecracks!

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

And I like the fact that the following were supposedly being said on my birthday:

6. Go to the the family planning place. They'll give you free jimmy hats..
7. He won't care about your tits. He's a leg man.
8. No, it's a shark!

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm with Mark C.

― j0e (j0e), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

And this differs from ILX how exactly?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Did I say it differed? But ta for pointing it out :)

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

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