ever fart in your office with your coworkers around?

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i work in a fairly small office with this philipino woman. nice woman, but always eats the most bogusly smellin food. so today, i farted in front of the fan, to acccentuate the aroma of her food. she was not too appreciative.

― ryan t hoffman, Wednesday, 27 August 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I was actually just thinking that one of the things I like about ILX is that you get to hang out with a bunch of people and never have to smell their farts.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha. i hate farty smell. but i'm also guilty of said crime. several office meeting were ruined by your truely. i think the fact i had a giant crush on the traffic manager was what gave me the gas. that and all the drinking i was usually doing in the evenings.

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

i think what gave me gas was mars being in that retrograde thing. or that breakfast burrito, maybe, it's a toss up.

― ryan t hoffman, Wednesday, 27 August 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i've never smelled Filipino food that stank. i eat it regularly.

i've heard stories about my filipino wife farting at work though (hi dan)

― JasonD (JasonD), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

fyi, dan's not my wife

― JasonD (JasonD), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you all work at the same office?

― Mandee, Wednesday, 27 August 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

you talkin' to me?

if you are, dan, an ILX regular, works w/my wife

― JasonD (JasonD), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

constantly and unashamedly

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

He works with your wife constantly and unashamedly? One wonders.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 28 August 2003 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew Ryan had started this thread.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 28 August 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

ha! i'd thought the same thing when i saw the title.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Thursday, 28 August 2003 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

constantly and unashamedly

What, do you and Mark have contests or something? I can totally see that ;) Though thankfully, I cant smell it :/

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 28 August 2003 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

nah Mark's on a different floor of the building. fortunately for him.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 28 August 2003 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 28 August 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely the key question is "ever fart when you're alone in your office and then find yourself immediately visited by colleagues who you *know* can smell it and think you're gross but don't say anything, just add it to the long list of other things they hate about you".

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 28 August 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

One of my bosses is famous for coming to one's desk, standing right beside you, dropping the ass bomb and then walking away without any kind of acknowledgement.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 28 August 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i would have broken into an bellowing fit of laughter had she got up, punched you squarely in the face and then dumped her "bogusly smellin" lunch over your ill-mannered head.

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Thursday, 28 August 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna, you should return the favor. Or have someone do it for you if you're not feeling up to the task.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 28 August 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

There was this one dude that worked here that would specifically drop air-nuggets in the doorways of people's cubicles/offices, and not discretely nooooo, these were super-stanky wet-ass-ripping-open bean-burrito nastyclouds. He would giggle and walk away. Six and a half feet tall, three hundred pounds, giggling. Thank God he got fired (for sexual harassment actually).

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 28 August 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

well, dave, i'll be sure to visit your office , or place of work, fairly soon. probably, fag fuck, your one of those lazy fucks who have to work at home cuz yer goddamned ass is too fuckin fat to fit thru the door.ill-mannered, bitch? you have no goddmaned idea how the navy is fuckin me over right now. so, if i seem "ill-tempered" or "ill mannered" its cuz the i gotta take it 12 inches from uncle sam without any goddamned ky. besides, who the fuck are you that you think it fit for me to answer to you, bitch? fuck yall.

― ryan t hoffman, Thursday, 28 August 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I dig how people get all hopped up on other people being rude, and the comment back is peppered with things like "fuck you you fucking fuck."

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 28 August 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Ryan's found his niche here.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 28 August 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Who let the sailor in? Can't we ask him some questions about the etiquette of farting on submarines? I would imagine his expertise in this area is not to be sniffed at.

― Momus (Momus), Thursday, 28 August 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

navy boy in taking uncle sam's 12" shokah¡

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 28 August 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i like the 7" version better

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 29 August 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Hoffman, are you a phucking moron?

― kiki, Friday, 29 August 2003 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

the lady in front of me just let one go. smelled like musty laundry.

― bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

A musty laundry fart has gotta be better than a rancid faeces fart surely?

― Bombed Out and Depleted / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:55 (twenty years ago)

it was only the two of us in the office this morning and she thought i couldn't hear it because i had my headphones on, but i had nothing playing at the time and she blasted one.

― bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:19 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHAHAH

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:23 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

super-stanky wet-ass-ripping-open bean-burrito nastyclouds

― gershy, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 02:46 (eighteen years ago)

One time I almost went home, planning to fake sick.

― Eric H., Wednesday, 4 July 2007 04:02 (eighteen years ago)

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