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Can you get me a job?

Gang Bang 360, Saturday, 30 August 2003 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to know what love is.

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 30 August 2003 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

and I...................................oh actually no.

Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 30 August 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

want you to blow me!!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 30 August 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

tracer that was cheap

Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 30 August 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

You paid him?

oops (Oops), Saturday, 30 August 2003 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

you're willing to sacrifice?

stevem (blueski), Saturday, 30 August 2003 05:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Call Arghnold..

daria g (daria g), Saturday, 30 August 2003 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

ile is not sexist, no no no no

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 31 August 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

i assumed we were referring to an all male gang bang but interpret it however you want.

chaki (chaki), Sunday, 31 August 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

sex is bad!!

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 31 August 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

meatheads != sexists

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 31 August 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Orbit, give it the fuck up.

Carey (Carey), Sunday, 31 August 2003 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i was making a joke!
YOU give it up and take the hate elsewhere

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 31 August 2003 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Love is a battlefield

Carey (Carey), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:wnKu1Xd1YSsC:www.maumausounds.com/Wipedout/hatorade.gif

chaki (chaki), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK LOVE IS YOU FUCK.

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Ask Julie Ruin, She'll tell you.

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Lyrics: Julie Ruin:
I Wanna Know What Love Is

How many girls stay awake all night
Too scared to sleep and too scared to fight back
I know you know what I'm talking about
Another woman killed and hardly a pout about it
Green River killer my fucking ass
The cops have gotta be deaf, dumb, and spastic
To not catch the killer(s) of a hundred women
I guess it'd be different if they thought we were human
I wanna know what love is
What the fuck if we all got guns
To off the fucking pigs and all the other motherfuckers
Raping the children they paint like dolls
Jon Benet didn't scream cuz she never fucking was
Come on now the police aren't gonna save you
They're part of the problem that society gave you
Locking up Black men for whistling in the wind
You see a mirage when you call the cop your friend
I wanna know what love is
The killers and the cops give us special advice
Like cross your legs and act fucking nice
While they kill us off old and fucking young
For breathing, relieving, and having fun
They'll keep you scared so you have to have a boyfriend
And take your kids away if your a la la lesbian
Arrest you for whoring then rape you in the car
It's time we point the finger at who the real criminals are
I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
So I'll stay awake almost every night
A pin in my hand and in the other a knife
Cuz I'd rather be scared and fight back
Then be some dick's maid, babe, or wife

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK OFF.

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Who humorless now?

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Quoting Kathy Hanna doesn't win friends and lovers.

ModJ, Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

ha yeah right!!

dengo matherton (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still trying to figure out the 'joke'.

oops (Oops), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Gotta say that I love Kathleen Hanna fiercely, she's got this gift for shifting from dull polemics to prickly, convincing hermetics in the space of a few lines, and it's the back-and-forth that does it for me

although "What's Yr Take On Cassavettes" was almost unforgiveable

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

hand=heavy

Carey (Carey), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

*sprays troll-B-gone*
*pssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh* at others.

J0hn: I loved what's yr take on Casavetes! What do you object to about it?

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

heavy handed fuck off.

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow RJG is doing his *best* Millar impression!

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i think RJG is doing his best "what everyone is thinking on ILX" impression.

Carey (Carey), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Gotta say that I love Kathleen Hanna fiercely, she's got this gift for shifting from dull polemics to prickly, convincing hermetics in the space of a few lines, and it's the back-and-forth that does it for me

Actually I do too, but not as much as I used to.

ModJ, Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Carey, the vocal do not in fact represent everyone.

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

No, but they're the only ones whoare heard.

ModJ, Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

They are the only ones you are *listening* to. The others are there, but they are selectively ignored.

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmmmmm silent majority.

ModJ, Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course they don't, if you had bothered to notice, I have remained silent this entire time, with no interaction with you until now, because I don't usually involve myself in this kind of thing. But seriously, you need to rethink how you are presenting yourself. Because, whatever it is you are trying to prove or teach is not exactly doing anyone much good.

x post

Carey (Carey), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

how am I presenting myself here that is a problem Carey? Explain it to me so I can change it to please you.

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.jcedc.org/animated/fireworks_short.gif

"Bitches Ain't Shit"
(feat. Snoop Dogg, Dat Nigga Daz, Kurupt, Jewel)

[Snoop] Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks...

[Chorus: Snoop (2X)]

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...

[Dr. Dre]
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Number 1 song after number 1 song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or 2
And the few ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit
Bitch can't hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ass
So recognize and pass to Daz

[Dat Nigga Daz]
Now as i'm rollin' with my nigga Dre and Eastwood
Fuckin' hoes, clockin' dough up to no good
We flip flop and serve hoes like flap jacks
(Snoop: But we don't love them hoes) Bitch, and it's like that
This is what you look for in a ho who got cash flow
Ya run up in them hoes and grab the cash
And get your dash on
While you're chillin', with your homies and shit
And how my niggaz kick the anthem like this

[Snoop] BEEEYYAAACHHH!

(Chorus)

[Kurupt]
...To the store, to get me a 4-0
Snoop Doggy Dogg paged, that must mean more hoes
So I head down the street to long beach
Just so i could meet, a freak
To lick me from my head to my feet
And I'm here, now I'm ready to be done up
Nothin' but homies around so I puts my gun up
Bitches on my nuts like clothes
But i'm from the pound and we don't love them hoes
How could you trust a hoe? [Snoop:] Why? [echoed 3X]
Cuz a hoe's a trick
We don't love them tricks [Snoop:] Why? [echoed 3X]
Cuz a trick's a bitch
And my dick's constantly in her mouth
And turnin' them trick ass hoes the fuck out
Now...

[Snoop Doggy Dogg]
I once had a bitch named Mandy May
Used to be up in them guts like everyday
The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung
I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
So I figure niggaz wouldn't trip with mine
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time
I'm back to the muthafuckin' county jail
6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail
I get's released on a hot sunny day
My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues
I ain't been out a second
And already gotta do some muthafuckin chin checkin
Move up the block as we groove down the block
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
Kick in the do', I look on the flo'
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe, yo
(Bitches ain't shit)
I uncocked my shit...I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed
Man, fuck a bitch!

[Chorus]

[Jewell]
(Dr. Dre in background "Bitches ain't shit")
I don't give a fuck about a bitch
But i and her know that they can't fade this
Cause i'm doin my own thingdown with the swang
I'm hangin' with Death Row like it ain't no thing
I say you know can't deal
Cuz I'm a btich that's real
Motherfucker need to step back, hell yeah
They need to chill
Because I don't give a fuck
And I don't give a fuck [x3]

And now I gotta do some...
And now I gotta do some shit that's clean
But when I'm on a dick, hell yeah, I get real mean
Like a washing machine
I can wash the clothes
All the hoes knows
That i'm on the flo' ho
But they can't hang with my type on swang
I ain't tryin' to say I suck every ding-a-lang
But just the juicy ones
Witht he tip of the tongue
And then their sprung
With the nuts hung
[Dr. Dre:] Bitches ain't shit

http://www.jcedc.org/animated/fireworks_short.gif
GOODNIGHT SEATTLE!!!!!!!
http://www.jcedc.org/animated/fireworks_short.gif

ModJ, Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

what is the best way to convert someone to your point of view? or persaude them you have something worth hearing?

gareth (gareth), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i am certainly not trying to convert anyone to my point of view so i hope that was not directed at me. i get awfully tired of people thinking they can read my mind...(if indeed that was the case). and this thread really isn't *about* anything, it was just silliness as far as i could see.

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

it wasnt directed at anyone in particular, it is a general question that always springs to mind when people are fighting. but i got mixed up and posted it on the wrong thread by mistake anyway!

this thread puzzles me because i do not know what it is about

gareth (gareth), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i agree

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

it is about foreigner.

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

um, shouldn't that go on ILM? just asking.

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

you are crazy. stop smiling.

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dr.dk/radar2002/grafik/foreigners.gif

ModJ, Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

got something to say
i killed your baby today
and it doesn't matter much to me
as long as it's dead

well i got something to say
i raped your mother today
and it doesn't matter much to me
as long as she's spread

sweet lovely death
i am waiting for your breath
come sweet death, one last caress
go sweet lovely death
i am waiting for your breath
come sweet death, one last caress

well, i got something to say
i killed your baby today
and it doesn't matter much to me
as long as it's dead

sweet lovely death
i am waiting for your breath
come sweet death
one last caress
one last caress, sweet death
one last caress, sweet death

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 31 August 2003 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

LA CLASSE. MERCI.

daria g (daria g), Sunday, 31 August 2003 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Orbit, get a sense of humor. Jesus christ. . .

Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Sunday, 31 August 2003 07:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick's image reminds me of Donut Bitch's "Sur-Fries!!!!" thread!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Sunday, 31 August 2003 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

meanwhile, in Japan

Herbstmute (Wintermute), Sunday, 31 August 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

URABADMANG!

toraneko (toraneko), Sunday, 31 August 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ronjaffe.com/images/nixonarn.jpg

"Deed zuhmbady zay 'gang bang'?"

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 31 August 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

OH NO! HE'S BACK!

Rage Against the Coffee Maker (Rage Against the Coffee Maker), Sunday, 31 August 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn. I thought this was going to be a thread where we trade our Szechuan recipes. Well, whatever this "Gang Bang Surprise" is, it sounds delicious!

Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Sunday, 31 August 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like a Lasagne Perryese only with multiple dicks.

Herbstmute (Wintermute), Sunday, 31 August 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Foreigner?

Larcole (Nicole), Sunday, 31 August 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Sam, I have a sense of humor. Do you?

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 31 August 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

You...do? Note: Julie Ruin /= Julie Brown.

Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Sunday, 31 August 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

COLD AS ICE.

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 31 August 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha foreigner.com sure isn't.

Herbstmute (Wintermute), Sunday, 31 August 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.athf.com/guide/mooninites_revenge.jpg
"You're a...Dirty White Boy."

chaki (chaki), Sunday, 31 August 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nativafm.com.br/letras/foreigner.gif

Larcole (Nicole), Sunday, 31 August 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

eu quero saber o que é o amor.

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 31 August 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

one more time

http://members.aol.com/johnnyradpants/moonin.jpg
"dirty white boy"

http://moon.dirmu.com/screen/8-02.gif
"cold as ice"

chaki (chaki), Sunday, 31 August 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

now do "Head Games"

Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 31 August 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

kingfish i dont remember if they did that one you see the mooninites won that belt in ski ball it holds all the power of the band foreigner

chaki (chaki), Sunday, 31 August 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

One cannot understand Foreigner without understanding Bad Company, which means acknowledging the existence of King Crimson. "Three into one, one into three" - Joyce

dave q, Sunday, 31 August 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

if james joyce were alive today he would listen to nothing else.

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 31 August 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm pretty certain Joyce has a hand in Aqua Teen Hunger Force which makes it only the second cartoon ever to receive help from BEYOND THE GRAVE

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 31 August 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)


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