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So my brother had a party last night, a massive annoying mob of people fucking up my house and thrashing the place basically. And as with every time this happens, his friends are still here lounging around making "I didn't did I" drunk jokes. He is no longer here, I keep subtly dropping hints and stuff, it's intensely annoying, I like my privacy particularly after a night out, I like being able to walk around my own house.

Why the fuck do people hang so long after parties? I'm a first bus out the door and home person. This infuriates me to such a massive degree.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 30 August 2003 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

my sympathies sir - you could try walking around your own house NAKED and perhaps then they'll up and leave?

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 30 August 2003 11:39 (twenty-two years ago)

last night someone pulled out a guitar and asked to turn off the music so i whacked on Christopher Just and turned it up as loud as it would go, vanquishing the evil hordes. my brother was even pleased, lets face it noone wants the pissing contest that is blokes playing songs at your house

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 30 August 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

play the following tunes really loudly

Busta Rhymes 'G.H.E.T.T.O.U.T.'
Moby 'Go'
Gloria Estefan 'Go Away'
Michael Jackson 'Leave Me Alone'
Rolling Stones 'Get off My Cloud'
Omnipotent Baby 'Feck Off The Party's Over (Rabble Rouser mix)'

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 30 August 2003 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

a little whitehouse should do the trick nicely

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 30 August 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Omnipotent Baby-Yes You've Overstayed Your Welcome Fucker

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 30 August 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

dud dud dud, but then i dont want parties in my own house anyway, i like to go out to go out, home is for rest.

cant you just say "which way are you going then?" as you start putting on your coat and jangling keys as you 'get ready to leave the huose yourself'?

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 30 August 2003 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Incapacitate them with chloroform, dismantle their heads using scapels and chisels and reassemble them in new shapes (a "Zippy from Rainbow" head can be achieved with some careful restructuring and lots of yellow felt. Have you got any yellow felt? If not, paper mache from mushed up post-it notes will do).

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Saturday, 30 August 2003 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

they are gone now, I walked into the room they were in and said "oh sorry I thought you guys would be gone by now".

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 30 August 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

were you naked?

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 30 August 2003 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

or better, were you wearing a naked momus suit?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Saturday, 30 August 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I was fully clothed, but I had a Keane like anger in my eyes. they can stick their party up their bollocks

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 30 August 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I find that playing the Gerogerigegegege's greatest hits CD is a great way of seeing off unwelcome guests.

Much more effective than Whitehouse. The sound of distorted broken 60's records coupled with the sound of a 60 year old japanese man masturbating loudly into a microphone is enough to see off the most tenacious drunken party hangers-on.

― Jack Battery-Pack (Jack Battery-Pack), Saturday, 30 August 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Play the new Basement Jaxx.... at least it'd drive me outa the house. heheh

― nathalie (nathalie), Saturday, 30 August 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

you are insane

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 30 August 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I mock your value system. Past occ...no I just mock your value system

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 30 August 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

stevem, you forgot Blondie's "Just Go Away".

― Sean (Sean), Saturday, 30 August 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

perhaps we could also talk about what "Get the Fuck Out" music we've played at our bars/clubs/performance spaces to get people the fuck out?

my fave: playing Jesus & Mary Chain's "Upside Down", on repeat, with the treble ALL the way up and the bass ALL the way down. it cleared out those indie kids after the show was over right quick, it did.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 30 August 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Apologies to Julio but this I feel is why free jazz was invented.

― suzy (suzy), Saturday, 30 August 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

six years pass...

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