Final Solutions to all your Problems

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What big event can you imagine that will solve all your problems?

― Rage Against the Coffee Maker (Rage Against the Coffee Maker), Sunday, 31 August 2003 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

the person who owes me money will pay it off in one lump sum. problem solved.
ah, that was easy. thanks!

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 31 August 2003 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

getting laid on a regular basis.

note to self: do not answer big important questions when you're really, really drunk.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 31 August 2003 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

The easy answer is, of course, an infusion of cash. Pay off bills, get my knees taken care of, laser-surger for my eyes, and be able to go to school without working.

Every once in a while I play the Texas scratch-off that pays you $1000/week for 20 years. That seems like the perfect scenario to me - just enough to give you a great deal of comfort, but not enough where you can just stop giving a damn and binge on coke and hookers.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 31 August 2003 05:47 (twenty-two years ago)

the only problems i have at the moment relate to money ( lack of ), so winning the lottery would help but im sure that would bring its own unique set of problems. maybe just a small amount then?

― donna (donna), Sunday, 31 August 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

dollars pounds euros

― gareth (gareth), Sunday, 31 August 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

a bolt of lightening will strike the 2" master tapes destroying them completely (now that i made digital copies for everyone anyway) so that my 2 insane ex-bandmates will stop fighting over who deserves to keep them.

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Sunday, 31 August 2003 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I will dematerialize into the ethers like some suppose happened to the ancient Mayans.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Sunday, 31 August 2003 07:53 (twenty-two years ago)

It's all about the money.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 31 August 2003 08:57 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah money money money here too. Less gravity so I can float around would be nice for a while and cars and their ilk ceasing to exist at least how they exist now

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Sunday, 31 August 2003 09:34 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah money money money here too. Less gravity so I can float around would be nice for a while

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Sunday, 31 August 2003 09:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I think my money problems are fading fast - I think I may have an agreement with my ex-wife and her solicitors, one that I'm pretty happy with. A few months hence I should have zero debts of any kind and maybe £40,000 in the bank, which will mostly go on a deposit somewhere else when I find the right place.

Love is what I lack at the moment.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 31 August 2003 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I need money. Period.

Does the phrase "final solution" make anyone else a bit uneasy?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 31 August 2003 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I was just about to write "Adolf Hitler to thread" but Kenan stole my point.

― Herbstmute (Wintermute), Sunday, 31 August 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Finals solutions are not always final exits.

― Rage Against the Coffee Maker (Rage Against the Coffee Maker), Sunday, 31 August 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

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