the worst thing abt doing yr yearly accounts

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is:
i. it is k-boring
ii. it is full of dreary mysteries (why did i get £150 out of copthorne cashpoint on 9 dec 02?)
iii. you can see yr own profligate rubbish lameness day-on-day re being "careful w.money" but you can do nothing about it as it all happened months ago!!
iv. you can see when the Great Crash comes you will be fucked

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 31 August 2003 09:37 (twenty-two years ago)

om the upside, when i'm done, i won't have to spare a single thought about income vs outcome for 12 whole months!!!

*sigh*

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 31 August 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

haha least sexed-up thread-title evah

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 31 August 2003 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i knew this would be a thread from the greatest procrastinator of the east

― gareth (gareth), Sunday, 31 August 2003 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

the biggest worst is having to do them at all.

having to do them for the taxman is the worstest of the worst.

and if, on this occasionally rainy but otherwise rather shiny sunday, i should think any more 'bout doing accounts, i...

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 31 August 2003 10:16 (twenty-two years ago)

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― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 31 August 2003 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

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― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 31 August 2003 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

(please, would someone, anyone shout - at me - 'MOVE ON YER MORON!')

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 31 August 2003 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

*stuck.paralysed*

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 31 August 2003 10:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Not being freelance or American, I don't have to do such things. I was an accountant years ago, and the worst thing then was dealing with idiots.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 31 August 2003 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

= me :(

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 31 August 2003 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm doing mine, too - it sucks... i am rubbish with money and have to pay tax of about a grand at the end of the year which will screw me to the floor for about two months... i am so damned lame!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Sunday, 31 August 2003 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)

yay it is "all done" (well the main dull stuff: the detective work now starts)

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 31 August 2003 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I turned up at one shop that sold paint, knowing the guy had finally called accountants after getting two years behind with his accounts. I asked for his receipts and records, and he went out back and came out with a cement sack full of papers - for the last three years he had just been screwing everything up (receipts, bank statements, delivery notes, everything) and tossing it in that sack. It doesn't help.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 31 August 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

call in rosemary and thyme, mark

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 31 August 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

bah ten out of the 12 months' double entries do not tally!!

i hope those plucky gals can plus and minus well!!

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 31 August 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

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