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i don;t have one, but i'm in deperate need of 100 £ having been prosecuted by a Thameslink official. Does anyone know of any that actually work, or that will at least put a smile on my face and relieve an otherwise shite day, courtesy of a south east rail network?

― edd gibson (chicken tonight), Sunday, 31 August 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

How come you were prosecuted by Thameslink?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 31 August 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm sure myself, but i think there's a game out there called "Grant Theft Auto" that addresses this problem in modern life.

perhaps you can find a helpful tip or two from it.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 31 August 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i was an awful blag artist, i had a ticket from streatham that i found on the open barrier of the station, but the inspector saw i had far more booze in me that common sense and caught me out. bastard. apparently ticket fraud is an offence.
my question is also supposed to read 'desperately', but apparently i can't spell.

― chicken tonight (chicken tonight), Sunday, 31 August 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

scaredy cat had one about a fubu for white ppl

― trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 31 August 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

excellent, i'll just shoot down a helicopter with a bazooka before the FBI put an end to my escapades.

― chicken tonight (chicken tonight), Sunday, 31 August 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i've only ever seen white peope wear fubu.

― chicken tonight (chicken tonight), Sunday, 31 August 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

his previous scheme was to troll on the internet for money!!

― trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 31 August 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

that sounds more up my street, i may be forced to put one of those ad's in the back of private eye claiming i'm a partially near sighted mute who needs donations to keep in education and leave my sort code.

― chicken tonight (chicken tonight), Sunday, 31 August 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I have 17 dollar coins (U.S.) that I've basically written off as money lost.

― Aaron A., Sunday, 31 August 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

That's 17 $1 coins, not a chest overflowing with $17 coins.

― Aaron A., Sunday, 31 August 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

why have you written them off? are dollar coins no longer legal tender? my money doesn;t jiggle jiggle, it folds.

― chicken tonight (chicken tonight), Sunday, 31 August 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

fear of 7-11-dude rejection. I'll give them to my nieces and nephews at xmas.

― Aaron A., Sunday, 31 August 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

what's '7-11-dude rejection', forgive me, i'm from england.

― chicken tonight (chicken tonight), Sunday, 31 August 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

7-11 is a convenience store, offering popular goods such as snacks and drinks and diapers and cigarettes and what-not in a smaller, more efficient consumer format (though at an elevated price). The dude takes your money. The dude is probably not aware that the U.S. still mints $1 coins and will have to call the manager over to approve. The dude and the manager and everyone behind you in line beats you to death in the end.

― Aaron A., Monday, 1 September 2003 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

are they susan b. anthony coins? those were a pain, think yer giving the kid a quarter and it's a dollar.

― keith (keithmcl), Monday, 1 September 2003 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

It gave me 9 Sacagaweas and 8 SBAs.. why are there 2 dollar coins? they are different colors and sizes!

― Aaron A., Monday, 1 September 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I was in a bar-place recently and daniel johnston was playing and I was there by myself and standing at the bar and this slightly 'bohemian'[not bohemian]-looking guy ordered a beer and it was a pound seventy-five or something and he held out this big silver coin and I thought 'that is a five pound coin' and the girl looked worried and said she didn't think she could take it so she went and asked the manager and came back and said 'sorry' and I told her is was legal tender and gave the guy a five pound note in exchange and then later I ordered a drink from the same girl and when she came over with it and told me how much I held out the five pound coin and she had a funny look on her face until I said "haha, just kidding" and gave her money she'd accept. I spent it in a shop a couple of weeks later.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 1 September 2003 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Do they still print $2 bills?

About a year ago I was in the bar down the street from my place, and after ordering the barkeep gave me a $2 amongst my change. I hadn't seen in one of those in like a decade! I thought it was the neatest thing. So I tacked it up on my bulletin board.

Then, one time a couple months ago I was flat broke - I mean literally not a red cent left in the bank - and I was dying for a drink. So I took the $2 down off the wall and went to store to buy a 40. I was really worried about dude-rejection, but the dude accepted it! Maybe they're more common than I thought, I dunno.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 1 September 2003 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

My dad is a $2 bill fiend. He loves leaving them as tips.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 1 September 2003 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuuuuuuck you, it ain't a Fubu for whiteys. Trife has issues, if you didn't guess.

― Scaredy Cat (Scaredy Cat), Monday, 1 September 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

BTW, before Trife gets raging, that was a joking assault. Trife reminds me of this guy at Tupelo who angrily confronts people with the phrase, "BROOKLYN IN DA HOUSE!" and then busts in the bathroom and splashes water on them (from the sink-- yes!) Hee hee. Let's get mad now!

― Scaredy Cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

well, i've learnt a lot about the dollar and it's various forms and i think i've grown to know and like each of you, but i better get looking down the back of my sofa now for change so i have the money when appearing before the judge in october. otherwise i'll be spending time at her madge's pleasure.

― chicken tonight (chicken tonight), Monday, 1 September 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I spent it in a shop a couple of weeks later.

ON A LASER-DISC OF WATERWORLD.

― Ally C (Ally C), Monday, 1 September 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

ring up channel 4 and complain about the swearing on the bernie mac show. you're ignored; complain to daily mail; start 'crusade'; get ££££.
alternatively ring up John Lewis to complain that your £100 worth of tablecloths haven't arrived. shout and say things like 'you wouldn't think this was john lewis'. exhale strongly down the phone. repeat. offer to come in and show them the reciept and your bank statement. (if they call your bluff here simply change name and switch to different john lewis) wait for tablecloths to come and then return them.

― Barnaby (Barnaby), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

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