Martial Arts in NYC

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QiGong, Tai Chi, Karate... who does it? Here I am now all revealed (on the NERD thread), and I'm just curious who's going to "try a little harder" next time we spar.... It's a common thing, anyway, amongst people who are trying to be all tough and shit (take all the hormones you want), but since I'm now revealed, I'm just curious who's going to try to be all hard-assed on me (cuz you've got a major beating coming, seriously, if you hit me harder than you should).

― Scaredy Cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Martial Art, not a sport.

― hstencil, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

No, you're absolutely right, it's definitely a way of life, if you care enough to pay for classes and aren't kicked out in your first year, then you pretty much have gone beyond "sport."

― Scaredy Cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Martial Art, not a sport.

― hstencil, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Not singular, either. Unless you're a weirdo-talking jackass-machine.

― scaredy cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Martial Art, you know the drill.

― hstencil, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you say, "Chi-Gong" or "Kee-Gong?" If you say "Kee Gong," you're in the wrong class.

― Scaredy Cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Do I know you? I haven't looked at the pics threads too much, but if I know you, come up and say hello.

― Scaredy Cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Grasshopper, a true Martial Artiste would not tell a bunch of random strangers that they have "a major beating coming."

― hstencil, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Chi = Tiger Showman's
Ki = Real Deal

Your last comment = You're stupid.

Classes are very positive, but the people who participate are not necessarily (even close), usually. You've got zit-backed steroid freaks who try to break noses and run out before they get their asses kicked. Are you "high-on-high" or what? Don't talk stupid, ignorant about shit you know nothing about. Watch "Karate Kid" and learn a littel something about the real world, for lameness' sakes! I am actually going to become a "teacher" soon Saturdays at 2pm, so my face is very recognizable.

― Scaredy Cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

will you tell your students that they have "a major beating coming?"

― hstencil, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, I will kick any student's ass (protected in the contract) who gets ridiculously out of line-- this is why people who break noses, etc. typically run away or beg for mercy. If it really is an accident (which it usually IS), nobody thinks of retalliation, because the classes are peaceful. But, if there's some asshole attending me class who decides he's going to kick me in the head when I'm not looking (which I seriously doubt) because he thinks I'm "racist" or "sexist"... well, first of all, he's got major fucking problems with sheer idiocy, but secondly, he neeeds his ass beaten the shit out of. Why? Because in order to do so in such a class, he would be breaking all the rules.

Still, I don't know who I've got in my classes. I may have a "Trife" and I would imagine we wouldn't get along well. Just a warning is all. You absolutely CAN NOT kick my ass (GUARANTEED) without a gun because I will do one of the following in a fraction of a second:

1. break your elbow (preferable)
2. break your kneee (2nd choice)
3. temporarily paralyze you (3rd choice, also difficult to do)
4. rip out your throat ( going-to-jail choice, easiest to do, hardest to get away with, for sure).

― Scaredy Cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

have you considered therapy?

― hstencil, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck you. I'm totally peaceful. As I've said I've never been in an actual "fight" in my entire life. I've only SPARRED.

― Scaredy Cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

such a response to a simple question indicates a clear need, nay a cry for help, for anger management therapy.

― hstencil, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Such a response to such a straight-forward answer to such a straigh-forward question = a limited social perspective backed by years of cowardice and collegiate pontificating.

― scaredy cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

uh huh.

Fuck you. I'm totally peaceful.

Yep. As you were.

― hstencil, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, wow, I'm totally put-in-my-place-ashamed by your gayness. Carry on, master of the lame John Stewart sarcasm. Hee, hee, you're so SMART! Oooomigod. Douchebag.

― Scaredy cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

What the fuck?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 1 September 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

how hard is it to get married?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 1 September 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, you called me gay, I am so going to cry now.

― hstencil, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 1 September 2003 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, I like you (not that you want me to). Actually, I like hstencil, too (not that he wants me to, either). But, I feel stupid, easy attacks like that deserve to be met with the same. If you don't get it, it happens to be simply because you're not considering "the other side of the fence" for even a moment. "Fuck you, I'm totally peaceful," is obviously meant to be a joke. So, using it as "ammo" is ridicuous and, dare I say, "queer."

― Scaredy cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

most "queers" I know are funnier than my lame jokes.

― hstencil, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

If you can tolerate "Queer," how well will you do when I just call you a big old "cocksucker," eh, strong0 tolerencio-lad? Golly, I'm so Andy Griffith. I think Fag Jokes not only deserve to be capitalized, but they also gnaw at a person's identity christmas. You're, like, so gay, dude. Like, do you get how offended I was at your insult yet? Douchey-doucheness. This is fun. I'll go on forever, if you'd like. We'll take a tally in the end about who was serious and who wasn't.

― Scaredy cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

uh, what now?

― hsencil, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

― hstencil, Monday, 1 September 2003 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

William Zabka to thread!

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 1 September 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

― hstencil, Monday, 1 September 2003 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

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