uuuuuuuhhhh...... what now, hstnecil?

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Now I simply say that you're gay and you respond with something politally correct about how being identified with homosexuals doesn't bother you, even though you know that homosexuals don't really bother me, EITHER, and it makes you feel superior for about a fraction of a second in your little wimpass ugly vehicle of a body and you feel superior for insinuating that maybe, just maybe, I don't like "fags."

And all is good. Because this is what you do and you've won at "what you do." All your ugly, geek friends think you are real smart and you said all the right things and you get to drink with all the uglly motherfuckers next time there's a FAP. Way to go, You are the supreme ruler of all time. And you're ugly, gay and a loser, too. But, I love you. See you on the next thread, queerbo.

MEAT FOR MILLAR!!! (Can't you jackasses tell when I'm drunk [and, if so, why do you get so fuckin' angry]]???)

― sscardey cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

and of course it's ok that you beat your wife too, hell you were drunk! you didn't know what you were doing!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

CORK IT SHRIMP

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

x-post

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't you at least spell my name right?

― hstencil, Monday, 1 September 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

hstnecil taylor

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't beat my wife! Jeez, why don't you just make up the rumor that I have AIDS, while you're at it, Quijibo.

― Scaredy Cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

it's hstencil menuin, mmm'kay?

― hstencil, Monday, 1 September 2003 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

― hstencil, Monday, 1 September 2003 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

This is so funny, I think you should all introduce yourselves on the street. Really, we could go eat some Rocky Mountain Oysters or su'um. Just say "Hi" when you see me.

― Scaredy cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll keep my eyes peeled for the dude with the black belt and surly attitude!

― hstencil, Monday, 1 September 2003 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was, like, H. St. Necil. Whats the H stand for? =)

And like, wot Jim said. If you're drunk enough to say it excuses being an arse, then get off the computer. Really. You'll regret it later.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

H stands for Holiness.

― hstencil, Monday, 1 September 2003 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

ghostface always looks like a three year old toddler dressed up in his 'snappy duds' by his mother

― trife (simon_tr), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel bad for U-God and Masta Killa. Wu Tang Failures (though Inspectah Deck and Raekwon don't seem to be tearing up the charts).

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

prairie oysters-rocky mountain oysters-ontana tendergroin-bulls' jewels-barnyard jewels-cowboy caviar-farm oysters-calf fries-swinging beef-animelles-bollocks ?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I wlll be at every NYC "FAP" from now on. I'm not going to insult anymore because I really have no beefs. If you have a problem with me, I'm sure we'll realize it. See you there! Seriously, I'll be there!

― scaredy cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway who put where in the what now? Scaredy what on earth are you on about? I have obv missed a thread somewhere...

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

fucking hell. ever heard of email, scaredy?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

have you been to any of the faps yet SC? maybe you will come the next time i am over?

― Eindhoven Chicken Man (gareth), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, of course, you can email me @ nsnyder@nathansnyder.com.

I live in Astoria by the park. I'll be glad to meet anyone that wants to meet me. I'lll see you all at the next FAP, regardless.

― Scaredy cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

St Necil was martyred when, recalling the cautionary tale of Sodom and Gomorrah, he refused to give it up for the band of Visigoths who had sacked the lands surrounding his monastery. His remained an obscure and rarely told tale until a priest who traced his lineage to Necil's sister became Bishop of Florence, and a confidante to Pietro Barbo, who eventually became Pope Paolo. At the Bishop's urging, Paolo had Necil beatified, and in the coming generations he eventually became the patron saint of male rape victims; it is customary, to this day, to shift the fault of such rapes to Necil's failure to intercede on the victim's behalf, and to shout unto the heavens, "I BLAME ST NECIL."

― Tep knows religion (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

masta killa never released an album!!

― trife (simon_tr), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

This is me on the right. If you see me, say, "hello." If you hate me for something I said here, whatever (you're probably stooooopid).

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/58/19/1389185/529233441973l.jpg

― Scaredy Cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

And, Trife, I would LOVE to kick your stupid ass, though I am a pacifist.

― Scaredy Cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey is that meat on that plate?

OK ok, I'll shut up now :)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, someone just wants his tummy to be rubbed.

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

t's a mushroom (but it tasted like meat and YUUUUUUUM!)

― Scaredy cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I was at a party last night and this weird girl had a t-shirt on that said 'meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty goddamn good' on the back of it. she tried to make an argument against 10cc.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I would've told her she was an idiot. She would've thought the idiot was me, but we would have both been right. Some people would think she was more right than me, but they would've been wrong. Eating meat is fucking retarded as well as disgusting.

― Scaredy Cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Did someone jack off in our water supply again?

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooh, no. Sorry. I'll get right on that, Tep.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Just don't get off before you get on, is all I'm saying. You see what it does!

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's to ILX! The cause of - and solution to - all of lifes problems!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:36 (twenty-two years ago)

WANGO ZE TANGO!!!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Ain't you all glad you can put a face to a name? I could be crazzy, but I choose casualness.... whaaaaaaaattever, I'm funny. Heee, hee!

― Scaredy Cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

not really

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I jerk off in your coffe pret near e'ery morn'....

― scaredy cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

ESOJ, you are in NYC, yes? I remember that's the case, right? Where are you? I'll be there within the hour, if you'd like. No joke, I'm awake.

― Scaredy caat, Monday, 1 September 2003 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)

me? nyc? i wouldn't last ten minutes i imagine. i'm a little further southwest than that

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, poop, I was gonna buy you one of these cool "Pabst"'ses.

― Scaredy Cat, Monday, 1 September 2003 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes ILE is the closest I get to Denny's in high school. I wonder if that's the secret appeal.

Speaking of which, remember Tato Skins? Fuck, I liked those chips. "They're made with potatoes and skins that're real ... Tato Skins from Keebler ... baked potato appeal!" I must've damn liked em, cause who the hell remembers potato chip advertisements fifteen years down the road? Shut-ins, Clio groupies, and people who really frickin liked the chips, that's who.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Look out Jim, he's behiiiiind youuuuuu!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

tep you talk as if those three things are mutually exclusive (cough)

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha, ha, ha! I'm sure that is funny, so I'm just giving you the benefit of the doubt, you rascal you! Ha, ha, ha! Oh, man, there's nothing I like better than a joke of some sort (even if it's gay).

― Natola (Scaredy Cat), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bicyclinglife.com/images/stop.jpg
http://www.crackreality.com/crack_pipe4.jpg

― papa (Oops), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:51 (twenty-two years ago)

tep you talk as if those three things are mutually exclusive (cough)

If you're calling me a Clio groupie, I'm gonna come to Jersey and kung fu your ass.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

good luck finding me!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I could find you easily! How the hell many gifingtons are gonna be in the phone book?

I should just randomly post things from my hard drive when threads get irrevocably weird. Especially during weekends like this.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

stop crack? *confused*

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cinefex.com/backissues/number43.jpg

"start the reactor..."

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Tato skins were good.

so were those "strawberry in the middle wheat squares" breakfast cereal things..

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 1 September 2003 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, shit, what the hell were those?

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't remember -- they're like mini-wheats, only with some odd psuedo-strawberry bits in the middle

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 1 September 2003 06:20 (twenty-two years ago)

No, the best cereal EVER was SW (Shredded Wheat) Grahams with brown sugar. Plain ol shredded wheat is way to bland for me but this stuff had a sweetness that made it oh so yummy. They only made it for a short while, or at least the stores around here only stocked it briefly. I used to have my mom pick up some at the store by her work when it was THE last place that sold it.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 1 September 2003 06:24 (twenty-two years ago)

BOO BERRIES

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 1 September 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

mini-wheat-.....surprise?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 1 September 2003 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I think jim's got it!

I fetishized Boo Berries elsethread, but the best damn cereal ever was C.W. Post. It was this granola thing. They stopped making it when I was like six. It's the first-blowjob standard by which all granola is measured, and often found wanting.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 06:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm proud to say that I know HStencil in the real live flesh.

He rocks.

You can all suck a dick.

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Monday, 1 September 2003 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I still can't believe I got called an "uglly motherfucker" by... by... oh, never mind.

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 1 September 2003 06:58 (twenty-two years ago)

man, this is why ILE is lame. People say "oh, ILM is a buncha music geeks". But who can be bothered to wade through this kind of garbage? Trife's summation on the Orbit thread to thread.

Is Scaredy cat like 12 years old? If not, Scaredy, shouldn't you take a long hard look in the mirror? Hstencil bugs the living shit out of me constantly, but I treasure him like a dear friend even though I've never met him. Scaredy Cat has never offered much of anything beyond the most juvenile of posts.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 1 September 2003 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

But who can be bothered to wade through this kind of garbage?

You, I guess.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 1 September 2003 08:05 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, you sure zinged him there pal

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 1 September 2003 08:07 (twenty-two years ago)

oooh! a snide one-liner from jess. who would've expected it?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 1 September 2003 08:14 (twenty-two years ago)

'zinging' was not even my point. I just found it ironic that he asked that since it's clear that he's read not only this thread, but--by referencing the orbit thread--others as well.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 1 September 2003 08:17 (twenty-two years ago)

This is v lame but I don't expect too much out of ILE.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 1 September 2003 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Why didn't Masta Killa ever release a solo album? I liked him more than anyone else on "36 Chambers".

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 1 September 2003 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

All this goofy behavior was my response to the suggestion that ILM has become too "JOCKISH" and also too "MALE." As you can see, I did a good job... but also too and as well, it was my signing off of this here board (for real, this time).

I just came back to clarify for those who thought 'twer for serious. I really do feel most of you are annoying peckerheads with something to prove, which my "higher self" (i.e. drunk -- and thank God for that) deemed "too much" for even casual amusement anymore. It's a life-altering bummer to see the words of such proud, opinionated people all the time when they are obviously just trying to "get along" by way of common interests.

And, so, like a true jock., I write now in all-caps......

FUCK YOU, YOU UGLY LITTLE GEEK FAGGOTS! I KICK YOUR ASSES NOW! ALLY WANTS ME AND SHE KNOWS IT!

― Scaredy Cat, Friday, 5 September 2003 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.limpbizkit.com/uploaded_media/fredthumbsdown.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 6 September 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.lamer.net/fairy.jpg

― Old Times' Sake, Saturday, 6 September 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I really do feel most of you are annoying peckerheads with something to prove

Search: Meat for Millar. The ironing is delicious.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 6 September 2003 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

The ironing may have been lost on your unsuitable sac.

― Cockfarmer, Saturday, 6 September 2003 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

arsehole.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 6 September 2003 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha, ha, ha. Censoryourselfwhydontchatreetard?

― stacie orrico, Saturday, 6 September 2003 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

*ahem*

i can't remember -- they're like mini-wheats, only with some odd psuedo-strawberry bits in the middle

OH MY GOD, I loved that cereal to bits when I was little. I especially loved all the mini-wheat type cereals that had something sugary or sweet in them, or any other type of cereal that was similar, meaning Life cereal and Crispix can be included in here as well.

I wish I could remember what the cereal you mentioned was called. Harumph.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 6 September 2003 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.webshots.com/ProThumbs/31/33031_wallpaper280.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 6 September 2003 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't get it.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 6 September 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

somebody wants to bone you, apparently.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 6 September 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil has a girlfriend!

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 6 September 2003 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i wasnt' referring to him...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 6 September 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Il est comme ce type
relaxe qui te regarde
Tu l'abuse et tout ça tu vois?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 6 September 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

do you want me to fuck your wife?

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 6 September 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Et il va t'envoyer au tribunal après ça

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 6 September 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to love Life cereal with root beer.

I am now curious about what the combination tasted like, but am kind of ashamed to try it. Any volunteers?

Oh, yeah. Ducks and geese like Cheetoes. But only if they're stale.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 6 September 2003 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

i cant speak for the rest of ILX, but this little geek faggot right here is dying for a piece of your meat. give it to me. give it to me. give it to me.

[anthony miccio - i kiss you. great photo]

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 6 September 2003 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

oh gross, did i post that? can a moderator please delete that?

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 6 September 2003 06:38 (twenty-two years ago)

oh hell no

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 September 2003 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

you'll still come out when i am in nyc though? i have some butthole surfers live stuff from 86 i was going to burn for you

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 6 September 2003 07:18 (twenty-two years ago)

can you at least replace "meat" with "used jockstrap"?

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 6 September 2003 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Not in any recipes I've ever seen.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 6 September 2003 07:24 (twenty-two years ago)

give it to me. give it to me. give it to me.

i do believe that we have a new ILX chant!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 6 September 2003 07:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I love the wide world of ILX wit.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 6 September 2003 07:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Phil I didn't know you felt that way! Be at my house at 8pm tonight!

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 6 September 2003 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

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