Noel Edmunds C/D

And for any americans who arent fortunate enough to know who Mr Blobby is:
http://www.xs4all.nl/~fransthe/Blobby/BlobbyAndBeatles.jpg

Saturday Night TV is always shit for a good reason, that being that if you have nothing else to do but watch it you are a loser in the eyes of the world. Noel's purpose in life was to remind you of that.

And Telly Addicts was good, until the surreal last series makeover. Noel Edmonds basically shot himself in the foot with too much tinkering on his own shows. I get the feeling that, whilst he won't be on TV anytime soon, someone is going to go for that Noel's House Party approach on a Saturday night some time soon.

edmunds = irredeemable
however bl0bby = a prior god

edmunds now argues — in parallel with his sinister apologists here — that bl0bby wz a mistake: THIS IS FALSE

(sorry Mark)

On the other hand, how come Zane Lowe is much less infuratingly cuntish on the MTV2 than he is on radio 1 in the evnings, doing his indie-Westwood thang?

House party, in its heyday, was the anchor point of one of the BBC's better Saturday peak-time packages (as well as the Brucie-powered Generation Game and Charlie-era Casualty). Dave B pointed out Noel's major mistake in trying to create a franchise out of the whole Crinkley Bottom/Blobby meme when the only appeal of the idea was the celeb humiliation/cameo as village 'character' skits.

Nobody's mentioned Noel's mid 80s Darkest Hour yet: The stunt that killed a member of the public just as the Late Late Breakfast Show was at its peak. Resulted in the axing of the show and a major crisis for the BBC as I remember.

Everybody seems to be better on the radio than on the television. I don't know why, I don't know why. I guess these things are meant to be.

However, that Blobby record is truly a lost classic. One of the best novelty hits ever made.

i have a bath sponge in the form of the excellent mr b

age hath not withered it, but it hath discoloured it quite badly

(also i just noticed he is currently sporting a cute little cap of housedust)

even on brass eye he was taking things very very seriously.

It is arguably very bad. Possibly as weeks have gone on it has become less very bad, and thus less entertaining.

A highlight was the day of broadcasting from his home in the SW, during which he went on about being the President of a Country Fair earlier that day. Because of distance from London the line kept going dead, or, the radio kept going silent.

Council caves...

That clip was disgusting - in a sense, proto-fascist.

disgusted by Cheggers poor reading aloud skills

Nice that Noel is standing by him after all these years though, eh?
Standing over him ranting anyway.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00007/1409_noel_header_7582a.jpg

Noel, who spends much of his time at his home in France, added: “I’d introduce something similar to the French system.

The man is a class A idiot.

Except of course he isn't - he knows exactly what he's saying. Which I think makes it even worse.

Once a twunt... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/8307304.stm

Television presenter Noel Edmonds has admitted driving his personal taxi in Bristol bus lanes.

The Deal Or No Deal host was spotted using the red lanes in his unlicensed black cab, which has a sign on the back saying "action against time-thieves".

Edmonds' spokesman said he was being "slightly cheeky" using the lanes.

But he added by using empty bus lanes Edmonds was "making a serious point about the congested state of Bristol roads".

Noel Edmonds driving a black cab
Edmonds behind the wheel of his London cab

He was seen using the lanes twice in two weeks, his spokesman confirmed.

The star risked a £60 fine if caught by council detection units, which are soon to be activated.

A CCTV bus lane monitoring trial is expected to end later this month, after which fines will be issued.

Bristol City Council transport chief, Jon Rogers, said: "Bus lanes are there for buses, (licensed) taxis and cyclists - not for celebrities."

Edmonds was photographed earlier this month on journeys from his home and the Endemol West studios, in Bristol, where the Deal Or No Deal game show is filmed.

The 'action against time thieves' sign on Edmonds' cab is a reference to his campaign against people who waste his time, including time spent in traffic jams.

Dick. Makes it 10x worse by saying he's making a 'serious point'.

his campaign against people who waste his time, including time spent in traffic jams.

Good christ. Can we start a counter-campaign?

Mr Blobby theme park lies in ruins..., supposedly trashed by "ravers".

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/15/article-1220390-06D1E157000005DC-894_634x448.jpg

" The ravers should have more respect for Mr Blobby. He was a hero to a lot of kids and the thought of them taking drugs and having all-night raves in his house is completely disrespectful."

but he never meant shit to me...

ravers should have more respect for Mr Blobby

Orville yes, Mr. Blobby no

I once had a dream that I was being pursued by Mr. Blobby through a wasteland strewn with bizarre animal skeletons. Terrifying.

http://cosmobells.blogspot.com/2009/09/dwa-featuring-orville-i-wish-i-could.html

Check out the "rave" version (Subtitle: "E - E - Look at Me (I'm flying)")

Ravers ?

I feel like im in the early 90's again, with their blobby coloured glow sticks and 'banging music'

I doubt they would do drugs in there, they would go MAD lol !!

Most of the "have your say" on the Daily Mail page there are like "so?"

youtube not giving me that clip on deal or no deal where he tried to squirm his way out of laughing at a photo of a kids with down's syndrome. "beeeeeaaaauutiful smile"

Damn ravers, leaving their trees and moss everywhere.

It's not natural

I worked for this shit guyz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1vIjN_1074

Haha, even worse than I remembered, good job NV

Noel Edmonds is developing a quizshow format with the working title Beat the Monkey in which the master of ceremonies is a real monkey.

In an echo of fictional TV character Alan Partridge's idea for a programme called Monkey Tennis, Edmonds' idea is for a quizshow in which questions are asked but are chosen at random for contestants by a monkey picking up stones, filmed as pre-record.

Beat the Monkey is one of five ideas being touted to broadcasters by Feel Good Television, a new TV formats joint venture between Edmonds' Bucket Management and Crystal Entertainment – an entertainment and management company run by the former chief operating office of Simon Fuller's 19 Entertainment, Charles Garland.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/23/article-1280610-09B78BA3000005DC-611_468x392.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/23/article-1280610-09B6E3D7000005DC-74_468x306.jpg

Driving a black cab for personal use has its benefits - namely being able to dodge the rush-hour traffic by sneaking into bus and taxi lanes.

But, as Noel Edmonds has found out, it also has its downsides with people permanently trying to hail you in the street.

The Deal or No Deal host has resorted to strapping a shop window dummy called Candice into the back seat to fool punters into thinking he already has a fare.

"Who's the dummy?" etc etc

"'ere I had that Noel Edmonds in the back front of my cab last week..."

WHEEL OR NO WHEEL

haha I bet that driving that cab all day has given him a Crinkley Bottom hahahah oh dear no...

What's next, Cheggers driving a bus?

Not with his references

Stephen Fry has one of these and, as far as I know, has never been confused for a cabbie.

I hope that's a RealDoll.

He should put a RealDoll in a Mr Blobby costume in the back.

Noel Edmonds is one of those people I used to think was the very embodiment of quality TV entertainment, until my respected uncle made a disparaging comment about him and I was forced to realise that actually, yes, he is rubbish.

or Nicky Wire in a banana suit xp

Noel, 61, bought the black cab after constantly getting stuck in traffic jams in Bristol driving to and from the TV studios.

In a nod to all the time lost while waiting in traffic, Noel added the cheeky message to the pretend licence plate of his cab: 'Action Against Time Thieves'.

I know it's laughable but it annoys the hell out of me. It's not 'cheeky' it's the behaviour of a massive twat.

xxp That whole Late Late Bollocks Show seemed passable to me as a kid, but the "Gotcha" bit was some tired old shit. Although there was the episode with Eddie Large bellowing "Edmonds, you're a dead man!".

(That was DLT, for all youse "what's he on about" readers..)

"Stuntman."

xp "Action Against DJs Who Don't Actually Have Any Records In Their Homes"

1: Mike Read.

Isn't sneaking into bus lanes in an unlicensed cab illegal? You'd think the Daily Mail would be up in arms about it instead of "lol @ Noel's dummy". Maybe it's only feral youths breaking laws that is breaking broken Britain.

No, it's cheeky. Anyway, the Mail are all about selfish and possibly smelly public transport travellers stopping the individual's right to drive his or her car in a bus lane.

Edmonds probably gets a free pass from the Daily Mail because of his anti-immigrant rant a couple of years ago.

Here's Ghostbusters but instead of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Ray thinks of Mr Blobby. pic.twitter.com/cHyahtDboF

— Matthew Highton (@MattHighton) July 24, 2021

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Missed that, happy to chip in

The close up pictures of the stains...