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A thread I have long meant to start. A new season begins: as good a time as any.

Kevin McCarra became the Guardian's top football writer some time last year, effectively replacing David Lacey. Swiftly he showed himself a writer of austere elegance and contorted formality.

Every week he throws up another sentence I want to share with the footy-reading public. Here is the thread where we can do that.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 2 September 2003 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)

This will suffice for kick-off:

Those two men must be besotted with the untethered imagination of the team. The players have no room in their minds for the uncouth aspects of the sport. So rarely and unconvincingly do they head the ball that it is if they learned everything they know about football from boyhood games of Subbuteo. While their feet are not fixed to plastic bases, the Madrid team is without any great penchant for harrying and covering.

http://football.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,9753,1033880,00.html

the pinefox, Tuesday, 2 September 2003 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Arsenal will dominate English football with Manchester United and, if wealth works its magic, Chelsea, but that ascendancy licenses others to be obstinate and cautious.

http://football.guardian.co.uk/Match_Report/0,1527,1030610,00.html

McCarrafox, Tuesday, 2 September 2003 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...
Monday's Guardian: McCarra wrote the most sensitive, understanding piece on Glenn Hoddle I have seen from anyone for a long time.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 23 September 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I know Kevin hes a nice guy. He is very quickly-spoken. He speaks at a rate of knots, I mean. Good writer...

Baal Pjem (Baal), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

My favourite line of his from today's Guardian was:

"Martin Keown will have to answer for his gargoyle expression as well as for bringing down an arm on Ruud van Nistelrooy."

(OK, it's hardly Oscar Wilde but it made be laugh.)

James Ball (James Ball), Thursday, 25 September 2003 10:59 (twenty-one years ago)


He's at it again! http://football.guardian.co.uk/Match_Report/0,1527,1056773,00.html

In the fight for success managers have wretched spells when they feel as if they are trying to thump phantoms. Gérard Houllier is perturbed. Having improved the attacking potential of the Liverpool side, he now finds himself battling on a more mysterious front. The minds of his own players are a greater worry than the abilities of the opposition.

There are no more signings to be made and a dustsheet might as well be thrown over the tactics board. In this defeat by Arsenal it looked as if the side had simply forgotten how to challenge for honours. There was much to admire about Liverpool before the interval but ruthlessness was not among their merits.

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In such circumstances talent is just a provocation. It annoys supporters to recognise ability that is not made to count. Harry Kewell put Liverpool in front with a rapacious first-time drive after an Edu clearance broke from Michael Owen but his performance is tied to a moodiness that has his impact fluctuating over the course of an afternoon.

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There was excitement for half an hour. Liverpool are no longer monotonous and the tactic of pairing the elusive Kewell and Owen in attack left Arsenal's powerful centre-backs lacking anyone to grapple with. Houllier's side, though, could not sustain their display and so suffered a second consecutive defeat in the Premiership.

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The professional concerns of footballers are trifling by comparison with those of a bereaved man but Arsenal are performing with fortitude. It remains to be seen whether the durability will last if there is a battery of suspensions after the fracas at Old Trafford.

the pinefox, Monday, 6 October 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...
The result positioned Tottenham in far too favourable a light. Even after Gus Poyet's goal, the rousing of the crowd from its sedated despondency never inspired the Spurs players to fashion another chance. As the league table implies, trips to London are much more welcome if the bus rolls up at White Hart Lane rather than The Valley and Fulham's Loftus Road digs, let alone Highbury or Stamford Bridge.

The Spurs caretaker manager David Pleat seemed to have low expectation of this fixture and he was pleased that the attempted comeback had enough prudence to ensure that his team were not mauled on the counter-attack. "We tried to redden Sir Alex's face a little more but we didn't," he remarked, evoking the miniature aspirations of a shrinking club.

Pleat confirmed that Spurs have the means to take action during the transfer window, whether loans or outright signings are involved, but such activity has too often amounted to further, excruciating proof of White Hart Lane's knack of wasting money.

Unfortunately there is no option but to take the risk of being fleeced in the transfer market. Spurs can hardly go on like this. Unkindly yet inevitably Darren Anderton, who went off with a calf strain on this occasion, has become emblematic of the lack of soundness in the side.

They are too slow in midfield and defence to close down men of United's calibre. The forwards ought ultimately to preserve Spurs in the Premiership but they received no pertinent passes for long stretches of this game.

Although Ferdinand was fielded, it often looked as if Ferguson had found the perfect hideaway for him. Just as long as he did not listen to the chants, the England centre-half could mostly enjoy the seclusion and leisurely pace of life in the middle of United's defence.

the pinefox, Monday, 22 December 2003 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

sixteen years pass...

Tim, I literally just came here to post that, and thought of you as probably the only other person who would care.

I'm glad that this thread gives a slight idea of how much I always admired him, when he was at his career peak.

the pinefox, Sunday, 25 October 2020 18:09 (four years ago)

RIP. I feel quite bad for assuming his spells of going missing were him going "on one" as we say, they were due to his alzheimer's. Only 62 as well, very sad.

here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 25 October 2020 18:27 (four years ago)


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