How do yanks get drunk?

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Ur beer is soooooooo watered down it's a joke. It's gonna take me 12 pints just to get slightly fucked.

― Calzer (Calzer), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

off of our own power. duh.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

with bouze.

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

'yanks' has to be the most annoying term for a country's citizens evah. I suppose that's the point.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

it's nicer than 'seppos'

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, i thought you meant easterners/northeners. . .

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

People from "over there" don't get that to us Yank means Northerner. It always bugged me but oh well. Can't have everything. Most Americans don't know the difference between Great Britain and England so that's ok.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I wouldn't worry about it, most English people don't know the difference between England and the Uk either...

― Calzer (Calzer), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

words meaning different things in different countries shocker

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

er, I know that Orbit. humor, et al. . .

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Thursday, 4 September 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I think a lot of people from "over here" know that yank means northerner.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 4 September 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

damn yankees. . .

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Thursday, 4 September 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

One drink at a time.

Pour me a double.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 4 September 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

whole countries in not being a homogenous blob shocker
(double xp)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 4 September 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

In other countries, a Yank is an American.
In the U.S., a Yank is a Northerner.
In the North, a Yank means a New Englander.
In New England, a Yank is someone from New Hampshire.
In New Hampshire, a Yank is someone who doesn't live in the city.
To rural New Hampshire folks, a Yank is someone who doesn't have indoor plumbing.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 4 September 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I usually get drunk from drinking the blood from dead Scotsmen.

― hstencil, Thursday, 4 September 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

*that's* how they make scotch?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 4 September 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I get drunk from the spinal fluid of non-Texans.

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Thursday, 4 September 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

texas never whispers

― Aaron A., Friday, 5 September 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

BOOZE GOES IN MOUTH HOLE: FILM AT ELEVEN
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39027000/jpg/_39027407_abfab-bbc-203index.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 September 2003 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck

BOOZE GOES IN MOUTH HOLE: FILM AT ELEVEN
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39027000/jpg/_39027407_abfab-bbc-203index.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 September 2003 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

texas never whispers

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT WE DON'T WHISPER! *winks*

But some of us *do* quite enjoy the Visage song "Whispers", just fyi. Me, for example.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 5 September 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

crisis averted

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 September 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

FALSE PEDANTRY ALERT!!! In the States, a "yank" is a short, sharp pull on something. "Yankee" is the the word for Northern scum carpetbaggers, etc.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 5 September 2003 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

listerine obv

also aftershave

― geeta, Friday, 5 September 2003 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Why is C*lum blocked to members but not to the public at large? That seems backwards. We can handle him. He's only a threat to people who don't yet know what a fucknut he is.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 5 September 2003 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck u kenan, you eat dog poo for fun.

― Calzer (Calzer), Friday, 5 September 2003 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

On second thought, why not block him all the way around? I have no idea what he just said, and I just realized I have no intention of logging out to find out. I'm surprised at myself, really. Usually there would be some morbid curiosity, but not anymore.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 5 September 2003 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)

yankee = Native American mispronunciation of French word "Anglais", I believe.

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 5 September 2003 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

It's also thought to be derived from the Dutch name Janke.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 5 September 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Better questoins: how do drunks get yanked?

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 5 September 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that what's happening in this thread? Weird.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 5 September 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Every time I see this thread title in new answers it goes through my head to the tune of "Why Can't We Be Friends?".

― Dan I., Saturday, 6 September 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

ScaredyCat appears to get drunk 'with great and unrepetant gusto' :(

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 6 September 2003 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

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