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heavy like the devil
nerf penis
boring is the new mullet
pooflet

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 4 September 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

the fag business

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 4 September 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Sex War!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 4 September 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm warning you.

― hstencil, Thursday, 4 September 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

hawaii is not walking distance

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 4 September 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Shane Warned. Global Warning. Warnography.

― Cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 4 September 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

catflaps.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 4 September 2003 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

warn juices

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 4 September 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"Whatever".

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 4 September 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I emailed my computer.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 4 September 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Wank Trap

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 4 September 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

which hole?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 5 September 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

RJGDies

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 5 September 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

(that's not really breaking the rules is it? It's not actually about RJG)

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 5 September 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

If it is, you will be warned.

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Friday, 5 September 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

uh oh!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 5 September 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

uh oh!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 5 September 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

bourbon chicken

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 5 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

thai massage

― hstencil, Friday, 5 September 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

rjgdies

― Cozen (Cozen), Friday, 5 September 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

ridgie goodies

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 5 September 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Pervertalist.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 September 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

HEY FOLX I'M DORNK W/O THE ALKY

― hstencil, Saturday, 6 September 2003 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

DAMMIT, WHERE BE THE CHAT UP IN THIS PIECE?!

SOMEBODY INVITE JDSALMON1976

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 6 September 2003 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"get lost jerk"

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 6 September 2003 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"fuck you, cunt"

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 6 September 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

you actually have to root someone in an aireplane

― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Saturday, 6 September 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"Domination over the universe damn hard work."

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 6 September 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

permunation

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 6 September 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"Too much good curry and chips and beer"

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 6 September 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

bourbon dick

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Saturday, 6 September 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 6 September 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

master p's iced out cock

BLING!

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Saturday, 6 September 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

you're so washable

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 6 September 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"Live Faust, Die Jung, Leave it to Beaver"

and even bettah...

"VIZUALIZE GRILLED CHEESE"

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 7 September 2003 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I demand SPARKLE!

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 September 2003 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

ned demands sparkle

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 7 September 2003 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 7 September 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Pizza death

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 September 2003 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm filled with honey baked ham

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 September 2003 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Oregon is the Breakfast state

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 7 September 2003 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

you are all full of fried fries

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 7 September 2003 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

he mostly stayed by the dip

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 7 September 2003 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

NZMBLA!

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 7 September 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Men are shallow, but at least they aren't like women, who mistake murkiness for depth.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Sunday, 7 September 2003 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

If you add Interpol, it's like you just described every Williamsburger's wetdreams.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 8 September 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

interpol are boring.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 September 2003 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to warn you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 8 September 2003 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought I was warning you and everyone else.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 September 2003 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

You never warned me :(

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 8 September 2003 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

everyone warns me : )))))))))

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 September 2003 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Rub it in, why doncha? :( :( :(

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 8 September 2003 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hello Kitty lesbians"

― Larcole (Nicole), Monday, 8 September 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"You two are PATHETIC"

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 8 September 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

WRONG.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 September 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

(I am proud that I have no fewer than three quotes in this thread.)

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 8 September 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

WET for DEAN!

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Billy Baldwin

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"do they have books about 'serving man'?"

― Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I kill you with guns, OK?

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

911 penises

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to tell your mother you're a whore.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

satisfy yr lover with yr penis surtax

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

So who's on AIM & feeling chatty?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

wait about 2.5 hours.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread makes me soooooo happy i avoid chats these days

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

you think you're avoiding them?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

it's already past 8 & i'm on here, i should be watching the footie, sod it, i'm off!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

wait til it's about 6pm EST, then more people should begin to show.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Shizzle my nizzle.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 11 September 2003 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

CP49: Its Tai-Chi, Tai-Chi and the Brain Brain Brain Brain, brain.
ICT-NICEWS9: This is so Tai-Chi Feely.
CP49: Tai-chi-chi-chi-chia! Just put the seeds and water on his head and watch it grow!
ICT-NICEWS9: A mix between the cuisine of Mexico and Szcheuan China: Tai-Chi-Chis. Try our new southewestern Kim Chi, our spicy picante egg rolls and our new Tai-Chimichanga with sweet and sour carne asada dumplings.
CP49: Or the new Mexican/Tibetian dog mix that is really small but peaceful, the Tai-Chihuahua.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 11 September 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

feed the pup

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 12 September 2003 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

feed the pup

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 12 September 2003 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

**** *******/football field/cactus

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 12 September 2003 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

btw, the Jesus and Mary Chain ain't that hot

― ben welsh (benwelsh), Friday, 12 September 2003 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

is there a chat happenin right now that i'm being excluded from

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 12 September 2003 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i just invited you vic.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 12 September 2003 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

yeag so did phil, but i guess we missed it Di..thx both of you for tryin'

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 12 September 2003 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

MEAT LOAD

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 14 September 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"fuck you and your haiku fascism"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

the collective hiveass

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

new word: "pisscoke"

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

yay!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Onomatopizza!

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"golden showers for subtlety"

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

jizz dispenser

right now we're actually watching phil watch donut bitch talk about his loins on webcam.

blame chris p for all of this.

― Vic (Vic), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

loins? i thought we were talking about pez?

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

actually we were talking about jizz

― Vic (Vic), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

how come hardly anyones on aim right now?

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Britain's at work. America's asleep?

― David. (Cozen), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

and then they all jizz up

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

"What, after all, is funnier than obvious incongruity?"
"Flying penises."
"Touche."

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 6 October 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

Yay for Jess! (Boy that felt weird, the whole "rooting for Jess" thing and all.)

― L(E^24) (Leee), Sunday, 9 November 2003 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanted to post the yodelling/tuba impression this afternoon but didn't feel like digging up the thread.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Sunday, 9 November 2003 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

nb. change "Jess" to xxxx

― L(E^24) (Leee), Sunday, 9 November 2003 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

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